The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    If you're going to be so free with your wares the Smut Mall is never going to make any money.
    We are not having Vern to drive the bus, that's twice he's forgotten to turn up for me now!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i didn't say free of charge... just that when you fave loyal customers, you can stop asking to see their loyalty card!!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm pretty sure we're well enough aware of who you are where we could (just this once) bypass the loyalty card...
    What happens when all the boxes on my loyalty card get stamped?

    hmmmm... extra time in the oven? multiple kinds of cola?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    :noway: My word!!! You guys are doing my proud :love:

    Good day to you all, I will attempt the bap weighing tonight, always wondered how much they would weigh in at lol
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Goodness. I leave for a few hours and when I come back folks are already weighing body parts. Is there a line?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    :noway: My word!!! You guys are doing my proud :love:

    Good day to you all, I will attempt the bap weighing tonight, always wondered how much they would weigh in at lol

    I am just proud to be able to do ya!

    I will have Obie send over my fav blanket!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Goodness. I leave for a few hours and when I come back folks are already weighing body parts. Is there a line?

    You mean is there a line we shouldn't cross or a line for the weighing. Somehow I suspect the latter.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    How foolish of me. I forgot about the language barrier. I meant, is there a queue? :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    If you're going to be so free with your wares the Smut Mall is never going to make any money.
    We are not having Vern to drive the bus, that's twice he's forgotten to turn up for me now!

    Oi! The other day you said you were actually in his car and today I said I'd send him round after work. So stop disrespecting my driver.

    Anyway if he doesn't drive the bus how are we all getting home after the party?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    apparently, any weighing that doesn't take place today will be done at the christmas party!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    How foolish of me. I forgot about the language barrier. I meant, is there a queue? :tongue:

    There was a orderley queue in the beginning but now there's just a lot of pushing and jostling. A bit like what happens under that blanket!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I suspect there was never an orderly queue. I'm guessing it went straight to the wild romping.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    us? wildly romping? never *snicker*

    maybe we just need a bigger blanket?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    How about no blanket at all. Just let it all hang loose. Unless it's cold.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    How about no blanket at all. Just let it all hang loose. Unless it's cold.

    Easy now, do not let that contact buzz make you say crazy things....BTW, at my house it is always cold enough to hang meat!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    harvo, didn't you promise a pic??? :tongue:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    but Searunner, if you get rid of the blanket, then we have no excuse to pile up...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    apparently, any weighing that doesn't take place today will be done at the christmas party!
    Yeah, but at the party we'll just be using our hands to guess the weight
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    but Searunner, if you get rid of the blanket, then we have no excuse to pile up...

    No, without the blanket we have more of an excuse to pile up. Cos we'll be cold. Cold enough to hang meat apparently.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    harvo, didn't you promise a pic??? :tongue:
    I thought I was supposed to weight, (ugh), till Christmas...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    well, then i guess we'll all just need to use whatever we have available to keep each other warm!
  • beccalongnecker07
    beccalongnecker07 Posts: 54 Member
    Oh geez, look what I started. Me and my chihuahuas.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Oh geez, look what I started. Me and my chihuahuas.
    Let me be the first to say THANK YOU!
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I tried to give a sausage to a chihuahua once. Didn't end well.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I tried to give a sausage to a chihuahua once. Didn't end well.
    Just so I am clear, is that your take or the chuhuahua's?
  • beccalongnecker07
    beccalongnecker07 Posts: 54 Member
    Mine like sausages.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I tried to give a sausage to a chihuahua once. Didn't end well.

    And I suppose the chihuahua was asking for it?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    I tried to give a sausage to a chihuahua once. Didn't end well.

    And I suppose the chihuahua was asking for it?

    In a manner of speaking.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Mine like sausages.

    Good puppies.....
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Mine like sausages.
    Good puppies.....
    You wouldn't want puppies that were allergic to sausage would you?

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