The Official I cannot sleep tonight club
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Also why must you leave the light on.. For god sake turn it off.. The dust doen not need to see where the hell it's going to land!
Mr/Ms know it alls.. If you knew everything than why the hell are you here.. You should be on Jeopardy beating Ken's record..
Drinking half of anything and then pouring or opening up and new one because the first, second and third ones are a half hour old..0 -
Where do I sign to join?0
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I don't know why I keep procrastinating going to bed. I have hated going to bed ever since I was a little kid. I keep watching episodes of Seinfeld that I have seen 1000 times.
My mom's a big sewer (not the kind where the poop is) and used to always drag us kids to the fabric store. Last week she wanted to make some little UT dresses to sell on Etsy and I almost got roped into going with her, but I just gave her money to go without me. I forgot how mind-numbing those places are.
It is impossible to watch too much Seinfeld. I still lose it watching the episode when Kramer adopts a highway.
Thank god you share my hatred, now we just have to storm Joanne's. The worst is i have no idea how someone can browse the place for more than 5 minutes at most.
I love how Elaine thinks it's so luxurious driving in the widened lanes. I love this one that's on now where Kramer and Mickey have to pretend to have an illness for medical students and Kramer gets gonorrhea. No idea how to spell that word.
yes, Joanne's, that's where I worked!0 -
Sigh.
I can't sleep either, never can. So I started playing online pokeRRRR on fb lol
what else should I be doing at this houRS?0 -
Sigh.
I can't sleep either, never can. So I started playing online poke on fb lol
what else should I be doing at this houRS?
Telling us stories, truthful or not.0 -
I'm up.
I hate fabric stores AND craft stores...makes me feel like I have a lack of creativity.
I considered naming my dog Mac & cheese, can't keep snacks in the house, am not smart enough to post gifs, but just wanted to say hi.0 -
I was supposed to fall asleep awhile ago, but here I am. Stalking MFP, wide awake O.O oh, and I like fabric stores
I feel terrible for your future son, listen woman you can stop this madness right here and now.
My son will love all the frilly pillows, stuffed animals and awkward fitting pajamas I make him though!! errrrr......
Your son will also hate the amount of pointless colored beads a store can have, Rows and rows of beads in bags. Exactly what am I supposed to do with these?0 -
ok here it goes....
truth. there is someone on MFP I have a big time crush on
I look at his pix a lot. Am I obsessed? or is that normal? haha0 -
I don't know why I keep procrastinating going to bed. I have hated going to bed ever since I was a little kid. I keep watching episodes of Seinfeld that I have seen 1000 times.
My mom's a big sewer (not the kind where the poop is) and used to always drag us kids to the fabric store. Last week she wanted to make some little UT dresses to sell on Etsy and I almost got roped into going with her, but I just gave her money to go without me. I forgot how mind-numbing those places are.
It is impossible to watch too much Seinfeld. I still lose it watching the episode when Kramer adopts a highway.
Thank god you share my hatred, now we just have to storm Joanne's. The worst is i have no idea how someone can browse the place for more than 5 minutes at most.
I love how Elaine thinks it's so luxurious driving in the widened lanes. I love this one that's on now where Kramer and Mickey have to pretend to have an illness for medical students and Kramer gets gonorrhea. No idea how to spell that word.
yes, Joanne's, that's where I worked!
Junior mint. hahahahaha
I literally can say that is my favorite sitcom of all time. The humor is absolutely timeless imo.
Also I am glad you left before they completely took you over. I am fairly sure the people who own that place work alot like the Borg.0 -
I'm up.
I hate fabric stores AND craft stores...makes me feel like I have a lack of creativity.
I considered naming my dog Mac & cheese, can't keep snacks in the house, am not smart enough to post gifs, but just wanted to say hi.
Hi and welcome, the fact that your post has no general theme, and is mostly a response to many things in this thread, means you are being as random as required. Congrats. Continue to fail at sleeping. Feel free to post more nonsense.0 -
i'm up too.... at WORK! and i work with fabrics all day long as a textile technology teacher. BUMMERRRR!0
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ok here it goes....
truth. there is someone on MFP I have a big time crush on
I look at his pix a lot. Am I obsessed? or is that normal? haha
Truth: Wish that was me, but it is not. It is ok though I will settle for being the only person I know, in high school to play jenga in the middle of english class, with about 20+ stacked english text books. Needless to say lots of laughs were had, and I got in trouble.0 -
looove wolverines <michigan college ball>and those r beyond sexy, wow babes!!0
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i'm up too.... at WORK! and i work with fabrics all day long as a textile technology teacher. BUMMERRRR!
If i had to stare at fabrics for more than 5 times daily I would probably go clinically insane.0 -
i'm up too.... at WORK! and i work with fabrics all day long as a textile technology teacher. BUMMERRRR!
If i had to stare at fabrics for more than 5 times daily I would probably go clinically insane.
so crazy!!!!????! i can't imagine. part of me thinks you're JOKING!0 -
Friend asked me to make an POF account for him since he's bad with computers.
Just felt like browsing through about 19 minute later he has about 6 msgs from women.
Is this site really that easy ?0 -
Your son will also hate the amount of pointless colored beads a store can have, Rows and rows of beads in bags. Exactly what am I supposed to do with these?
Don't be silly! They're for beading all those frilly pillows I made for him of course
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Friend asked me to make an POF account for him since he's bad with computers.
Just felt like browsing through about 19 minute later he has about 6 msgs from women.
Is this site really that easy ?
Depends what you want.
To be honest I find that women seem to respect you less, then approaching or talking to them in public. Women also tend to have ridiculously high standards. However if you are looking for a quick hookup, it is fairly easy. Anything beyond that, it isn't worth the hassle.
That of course is the male perspective.0 -
Oh lord I am drinking coffee now.
The 10% chance I had to fall asleep has now turned into 0.0 -
Depends what you want.
To be honest I find that women seem to respect you less, then approaching or talking to them in public. Women also tend to have ridiculously high standards. However if you are looking for a quick hookup, it is fairly easy. Anything beyond that, it isn't worth the hassle.
That of course is the male perspective.
Seems like you're assumption is accurate with my small sample size. I just find it hilarious that none of these women would actually approach you in person. Guess its enough for them to break the ice over the computer and easier to handle if they get rejected ? Most of them are a lot older than me and my friend (21 & 22) to boot.0 -
Enough pet peeve's...
Truth is Im only 33 and was married for 15 years and I can't wait to be free... Happiness is on the horizon...0 -
Your son will also hate the amount of pointless colored beads a store can have, Rows and rows of beads in bags. Exactly what am I supposed to do with these?
Don't be silly! They're for beading all those frilly pillows I made for him of course
You are going to feel bad one day when you hear screaming, and crying in the middle of the night and you rush up to your sons room, wake him up, ask him if it was a bad dream and he tells you it was about him being overwhelmed by thousands of balls of colored yarn.
I would seriously reconsider your stance on fabric stores.0 -
Enough pet peeve's...
Truth is Im only 33 and was married for 15 years and I can't wait to be free... Happiness is on the horizon...
WOW 15 years huh?
I had a 3 year marriage, i feel like a life failure!0 -
Depends what you want.
To be honest I find that women seem to respect you less, then approaching or talking to them in public. Women also tend to have ridiculously high standards. However if you are looking for a quick hookup, it is fairly easy. Anything beyond that, it isn't worth the hassle.
That of course is the male perspective.
Seems like you're assumption is accurate with my small sample size. I just find it hilarious that none of these women would actually approach you in person. Guess its enough for them to break the ice over the computer and easier to handle if they get rejected ? Most of them are a lot older than me and my friend (21 & 22) to boot.
It is the unspoken hookup central of choice for younger men and older women.0 -
Your son will also hate the amount of pointless colored beads a store can have, Rows and rows of beads in bags. Exactly what am I supposed to do with these?
Don't be silly! They're for beading all those frilly pillows I made for him of course
You are going to feel bad one day when you hear screaming, and crying in the middle of the night and you rush up to your sons room, wake him up, ask him if it was a bad dream and he tells you it was about him being overwhelmed by thousands of balls of colored yarn.
I would seriously reconsider your stance on fabric stores.
That will be no dream... my son will actually be overwhelmed and buried by the millions of balls of yarn that I've slowly been hoarding in his room. Oh joy! I can hardly wait!
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Welp this was pretty entertaining. I am resorting to my good ol friend maryjane to catch some z's! Good luck getting some rest everyone!0
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Welp this was pretty entertaining. I am resorting to my good ol friend maryjane to catch some z's! Good luck getting some rest everyone!
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I will continue to shamelessly bump this crap thread until I see more random!0
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Depends what you want.
To be honest I find that women seem to respect you less, then approaching or talking to them in public. Women also tend to have ridiculously high standards. However if you are looking for a quick hookup, it is fairly easy. Anything beyond that, it isn't worth the hassle.
That of course is the male perspective.
Seems like you're assumption is accurate with my small sample size. I just find it hilarious that none of these women would actually approach you in person. Guess its enough for them to break the ice over the computer and easier to handle if they get rejected ? Most of them are a lot older than me and my friend (21 & 22) to boot.
It is the unspoken hookup central of choice for younger men and older women.
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Truth is in a few hours when I get to work I will be busting a nurse for diverting narcotis from patients... I hate having to do that.. We will offer to send her to rehab. If she's smart she will do it then she won't lose her job..0
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