Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
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    1. "Hello IELTS" (when answering the phone every 30 seconds!)
    2. I'm hungry
    3. You can pay by credit or debit card
    4. I'm really not in the mood for work today
    5. No we have got any tests available before ....
  • Onesnap
    Onesnap Posts: 2,819 Member
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    1. this is Erica
    2. can you repeat your name please?
    3. I'm sorry your name again?
    4 can you please spell your last name?
    5. you don't get paid until tomorrow..if the check is not in your account then, please call me back.
    (they never call back)

    I ask people all of the time to spell and re-spell their names. My clients come from all over the world originally (but work in the US)
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    1. I'm sorry your order is late
    2. It will now ship on (insert lie here)

    that is all I say...
  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member
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    1. Let go of my hair!
    2. You need to sit in your chair and keeps hands down!
    3. Let go of her hair!
    4. Quiet voices please!
    5. Again let go of her!

    Autism teacher...quite a bit of hair pullers!
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    "Buh-lood! Not funny!"
    "It's only a flesh wound!"
    "Code brown!"
    "He's dead, Jim."
    "I've had enough of this $#!%. I'm going to be a bartender."
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
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    1. Don't make me come over this wall.
    2. You wanna get swept?
    3. If I get up your going down.
    4. Hey guy on the other side of the cubical wall, STOP moaning mmm good while you're eating your lunch.
    5. Don't forget to get you're husbands a card for bosses day. =)
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    1. Pls see attached.
    2. Please let me know if you have any questions.
    3. The following policies have been published.
    4. Let's do a Live Meeting so I can see the problem.
    5. That's a line of business policy, not a corporate policy.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    1. WTF is wrong with the printer?
    2. WTF is wrong with our customer service agents?
    3. Issue: Research: Action: Resolution:
    4. WTF is wrong with these managers?
    5. Just be glad we have a job!
  • LeeshaNichole
    LeeshaNichole Posts: 179 Member
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    1.) Hi, How are you doing?
    2.) This line is for returns and exchanges, for purchases go through the maze.
    3.) Yes, I understand I am the only person up here but purchases are through the maze.
    4.) Thank you-have a great day.
    5.) Thank you for calling your Jantzen beach _______, Where you find new treasures everyday, This is Alicia-how may I help you?
  • Dina275
    Dina275 Posts: 35 Member
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    1. Come on
    2. Push up
    3. Get up
    4. Out you go
    5. Move up
  • kathim429
    kathim429 Posts: 379 Member
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    1. Thank you for calling _______ customer service, how can I help you.
    2. Ok, can you tell me your model number?
    3. No, I am sorry that is not a model number.
    4. We make hundreds of models, I need your model number in order to help you.
    5. Yes, there is a difference between all of the ____, that is why I need your model number.
  • mpmama2re
    mpmama2re Posts: 212 Member
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    1. picking up or dropping off
    2. whats your dob?
    3. do you have you DL?
    4. no, you don't have anymore refills on your hydrocodone (ativan, xanax, adderall, etc)
    5. yes, I can send a request to your dr. for refills..
    :P
  • Hmmcglothl
    Hmmcglothl Posts: 51 Member
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    1. Make sure you duck. This person will try to punch you.
    2. Yes, I can dump your urinal, bedpan, get you a coke (Are you on a diabetic diet?) fluff your pillow, change your tv channel.
    3. No, I am not your nurse or PCT. Would you like me to call them for you?
    4. I've worked here 5 years. I know I look young. Don't be afraid.
    5. Have a nice day. I'll be back in 4 hours. Yes...4 hours.
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
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    1) i have a head for you.
    2) have you seen my head
    3) umm i did that earlier i'll send you the results.
    4) is that t1 TC or PCB TC?
    5) i need coffee. .. (actally i think thats. My number 1 :drinker: )
  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
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    1. No problem, I can do that for you
    2. I'm going for coffee
    3. I'm going to the gym
    4. Hi, how are you?
    5. I'm going home now
  • tattedchic
    tattedchic Posts: 66 Member
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    1. "the girls"
    2. breasts
    3. boobs
    4. bra
    5. lingerie model

    I'm a lingerie designer. We talk about bewbies all day. :P
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    1. Take off your shirt.
    2. Lay down on the table
    3. This is going to feel kinda cool for a bit
    4. Im sorry but this may hurt
    5. Okay situp now and he will be with you in just a minute

    I just got a woody (could have lived without #5 though) lol
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    1. Good afternoon! (I have a bad habit of saying it even in mornings and later evenings)
    2. What brings you in today?
    3. Well, are you taking a mulivitamin?
    4. While I check you out, try one of our delicious (Insert product/flavor) chews.
    5. Have a fantastic day! Come back and see us!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    1) Please watch the screen while I demonstrate
    2) Time for another role play!
    3) Let's break into small groups now.
    4) Today's class will cover fill-in-the-blank...
    5) Any questions?
  • mrsjaime_jor
    mrsjaime_jor Posts: 10 Member
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    1) No you may not use the restroom.
    2) Sit down, be quiet, and take out your textbooks.
    3) Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    4) Yes, you are going to have to study!
    5) Your assignment for tonight is....

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