Top 5 things you say/type at work

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  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    Go do your chores
    No
    Go do your homework
    No
    Are you done?
  • tdhighfill
    tdhighfill Posts: 200 Member
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    1. www.myfi (the rest fills in automatically)
    2. my password....on multiple areas of the network at work...and multiple sights.
    3. This is Tricia (how I answer my direct line)
    4. done
    5. please advise
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
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    1. Thanks for choosing Comfort Inn my name is Amanda how can I help you?
    2. Maam you have to push the power button to turn on the TV.
    3. No sir, we don't have prostitutes around here.
    4. Yes, I am sure I am engaged.
    5. Your in Mansfield, there is nothing to do in this town.


    Super serious about 2-4. Its pretty funny what people ask you working in a hotel
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
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    Do you want to play a game with me?
    I am going to see how big and tall and straight I can make it
    Can you do the same as me with yours?
    I am going to see how big you are and how much you weigh
    I am going to ask you to put these on and listen very carefully
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
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    1. I need coffee.
    2. Where should we go for lunch?
    3. Has IT blocked me from getting on MFP yet?
    4. Is it 5 o'clock?
    5. How many more years until I get to retire?
  • AmberLeighD
    AmberLeighD Posts: 112
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    1. " In a few minutes "
    2. " Are you finished? "
    3. " Chill "
    4. "Stop"
    5. "That's Awesome!"

    (I babysit kids everyday + my daughter)
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
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    1. Ok everybody sit down...
    2. Sit down the bell rang...
    3. 야!!!....앉아유!!!!!
    4. Be quiet pleaseee :)
    5. 조용히!!!!!!!!! :mad:

    (Only on Fridays :)....rest of the week they're angels :laugh: )
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
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    1. Can I help you?
    2. DAMMIT MASON!
    3. DAMMIT NICK!
    4. DAMMIT BLAINE!
    5. Have a good day!
  • kissmevodka
    kissmevodka Posts: 29 Member
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    I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

    1) That's what she said.
    2) For f*cks sake!
    3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
    4) What the hell does she want now??
    5) Shut your f*cking face.

    No lie.



    LOL, I work in a kitchen, trust me that's tame!

    1. Morning b!tches
    2. Why the f*** can't they eat 'normal' food?
    3. Did you season it?
    4. FFS!!!!
    5. Blow me
  • kissmevodka
    kissmevodka Posts: 29 Member
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    I just skimmed through the replies and just realized how R-rated my office is. My top 5 are:

    1) That's what she said.
    2) For f*cks sake!
    3) Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
    4) What the hell does she want now??
    5) Shut your f*cking face.

    No lie.



    LOL, I work in a kitchen, trust me that's tame!

    1. Morning b!tches
    2. Why the f*** can't they eat 'normal' food?
    3. Did you season it?
    4. FFS!!!!
    5. Blow me
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
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    Good morning/afternoon, billing, this is Elaine, how can I help you?
    Can you give me your patient account number, please?
    Can you repeat that, please?
    Sir/Ma'am, if you keep yelling at me, I won't be able to help you. Please calm down.
    Thank you/goodbye/have a nice day.

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