What made you laugh today?

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  • cmacphee3
    cmacphee3 Posts: 278 Member
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    If you type in "coughing" in google and look at images, it looks like a bunch of people that are giving *kitten* to the invisible man.

    HAHAHAHA. I just did this and ended up laughing until I started coughing and that made me laugh harder.. it was a vicious cycle!
  • eyeliner128
    eyeliner128 Posts: 19 Member
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    Well, earlier I put a comforter in the bathtub to dry out. Later I was looking everywhere for my kitty Ramsey and it turned out there she was, cuddled up in the (now dry and fluffy) comforter, in the bathtub lol.
  • cmacphee3
    cmacphee3 Posts: 278 Member
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    Just dropped of my son at school and when I got home I realized I wore pants with a huge hole in the butt cheek. Definitely a huge, visible hole in but cheek area. Put on quite a show at drop off. But hey, everyone has butt cheeks and I hadn't had my latte yet so was half asleep when I dressed myself. This is how I roll sometimes. :smokin:

    This is like you are writing my life story right here! hahaha.
  • kimr41
    kimr41 Posts: 219 Member
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    This little 2 yr old boy dancing. Adorable!!!

    http://youtu.be/4wt824D1Bqg
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    seen a shirt online "That's What" -She...i chuckled, may have purchased it i was still sleepy
  • cheexy85
    cheexy85 Posts: 119
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    Well, earlier I put a comforter in the bathtub to dry out. Later I was looking everywhere for my kitty Ramsey and it turned out there she was, cuddled up in the (now dry and fluffy) comforter, in the bathtub lol.

    Awww...cute
  • cheexy85
    cheexy85 Posts: 119
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    oh new one! just happened a minute ago :smile:

    i tried to leave my room, but the back of my shirt got stuck on the doorknob. i was literally yanked backwards against the door and hit my head haha, it didn't hurt very much but i laughed really hard because of how often this happens to me! :)

    :laugh: Oh my...:laugh:
  • TheDeletedAccount1000002
    TheDeletedAccount1000002 Posts: 245
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    my dog was running through the living room after his ball and slide and fall ... but he was okay. he has no traction on the hard wood
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    I hung out with a bunch of international students, and when they found out my major, they started talking about their perspective on the American diet. Hilarious! One of them told me "In America, it must be very hard for you, because nobody listen"
  • tommygirl15
    tommygirl15 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Nothing has made me laugh yet (it's 6:45am!) but a lot of stuff has made me smile so far, such as the beautiful pink/orange sky I'm seeing outside my window as the sun is about the come up :)
  • Suzyqall72
    Suzyqall72 Posts: 105
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    Someone on the end of the world blog said that hopefully Dec 21 will be the end of doomsday scenarios. I thought that was clever.
  • Be_EmbracE
    Be_EmbracE Posts: 1,472 Member
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    Went to a old school gathering. Saw a female teacher. Guess what did I say? Lol.. I asked her, " which class are u from?" lol.. :I m e joke: hahaha .. :D
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    Here are a couple of things that made me laugh today:

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  • cheexy85
    cheexy85 Posts: 119
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    Here are a couple of things that made me laugh today:

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    Hilarious.....
  • Adilts814
    Adilts814 Posts: 11
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    My Bff and I told the sandwich maker at Subway that we were married and the guy said "I can see that"
  • offthedeependay
    offthedeependay Posts: 435 Member
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    Funniest dog joke i've ever read:
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
    sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
    "Talking Dog For Sale."


    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
    is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
    nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,
    he says, "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
    talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
    so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from
    country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
    leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
    I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
    running.

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
    wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
    signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
    security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
    in.

    "I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of
    medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
    retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
    wants for the dog.

    "Ten dollars," the guy says.

    "Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
    selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
  • AggieFan2011
    AggieFan2011 Posts: 551 Member
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    I went to see "Wreck It Ralph" with my friend this afternoon and it made me laugh a lot. Super cute movie!

    Also, my friend texted me a video of her 2 year old daughter who is just learning how to count. It made me smile because it was one of the cutest things ever. :smile:
  • evelynr14
    evelynr14 Posts: 172 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thisss

    This email from my mom:
    No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words, COMPLETE and FINISHED.

    In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England attended by the best in the world Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

    His final question was this: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. "How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?"

    His answer made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

    Here is his astute answer:

    "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
    And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
    She's always giving me subtle marriage advice...
    .
    .
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    Every sunday night I get to spend some time with some of my closest friends.
    My husband, a friend who's "been there, done that" and we 'get' each other on a level no one else does
    The 2 fun guys that I joke with and we laugh at each other.

    It makes Monday so much more enjoyable. It's cocktail hour with 'family' and it's awesome.
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
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    Funniest dog joke i've ever read:
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
    sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
    "Talking Dog For Sale."


    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
    is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
    nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,
    he says, "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
    talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
    so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from
    country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
    leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
    I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
    running.

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
    wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
    signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
    security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
    in.

    "I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of
    medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
    retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
    wants for the dog.

    "Ten dollars," the guy says.

    "Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
    selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

    ^^ this :laugh:

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