NEED Low Fat, Low Carb, Low Protein Diet advice!!!!

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  • LuluProteinFueled
    LuluProteinFueled Posts: 261 Member
    Ahhhh I see.... so what you're actually trying to say is that 1lb of muscle weighs more than 1lb of fat. I get it now! Thanks! :flowerforyou:

    An easy way to remember it is that a lb of muscle is like a lb of lead, and the fat is like a lb of feathers. Of course 1lb of lead is gonna weigh more than 1lb of feathers...feathers are super light!

    Oh, OP! you could eat feathers!! I don't think they have any fat or carbs, but they might have trace amounts of protein. Not sure though


    Haha @ the logic......1lb of lead weighs the same as 1lb of feathers....1lb is 1lb is 1lb......or course it will take a much larger VOLUME of feathers to weigh 1lb than the volume of lead to weigh 1lb.

    How can you possibly think that 1lb = 1lb? Try being a woman. 1lb of weightgain = 5lb. DUH

    Is that kind of like for men how 6" = 1'?
    ...and how for every 1 sexual partner a woman claims = 3
    =P

    And for every 5 that men claim = 1

    Speaking of maths... did you know that 5 handfuls of m&m's actually only = 1 handful in the average MFP diary?

    OP, were m&m's in your original list? I know they are not low fat or low carb, but given the equation above, I think you'd be safe.

    Yes, I was able to link this back to the original topic. You're welcome.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Can't you just get the magic food sprinkles? Don't they turn everything low carb, fat, and protein?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Sorry should have been clear. That wasn't directed at you, apologies.
    It was directed at the gentleman i was debating with

    There was debating? All I saw was monkey poo slinging....

    poop-flinging-monkey-o.gif
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Can't you just get the magic food sprinkles? Don't they turn everything low carb, fat, and protein?

    Sensa? Yeah, I use them too.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    I don't understand why anyone would want to have low protein. I'm super confused.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Cotton balls dipped in a bowl of Mio. It's all the rage, you'll thank me later.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I don't understand why anyone would want to have low protein. I'm super confused.

    Eliminating one macro is lazy when you can just limit all three. Why waste time debating which is best to restrict? Restrict them all! But, you need to make sure to get a good amount of calories so you don't go in to starvation mode.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    wait. You want to squat 180 and you want to restrict your protein intake??? This defies everything I understand about how our bodies work. I thought you need to eat high protein to build muscle.
  • sportybrewerschick
    sportybrewerschick Posts: 170 Member
    I'm thinking packets of Truvia sprinkled on to sprouted grain bread. And lots of celery. Celery has negative calories. And make sure you record everything "net carbs."

    uhhh.. my nutritionist said there is no such thing as "negative calories"?!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    <snip quotes>
    Speaking of maths... did you know that 5 handfuls of m&m's actually only = 1 handful in the average MFP diary?

    OP, were m&m's in your original list? I know they are not low fat or low carb, but given the equation above, I think you'd be safe.

    Yes, I was able to link this back to the original topic. You're welcome.
    I can make exceptions for M&Ms. Dr Oz also suggests eating the rainbow, and I don't like skittles.
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    It sounds like you should really just drink all 1950 calories. Alcohol is low carb, low protein, and low fat. Just avoid beer!

    Bahahahaha yes!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    <snip quotes>
    Speaking of maths... did you know that 5 handfuls of m&m's actually only = 1 handful in the average MFP diary?

    OP, were m&m's in your original list? I know they are not low fat or low carb, but given the equation above, I think you'd be safe.

    Yes, I was able to link this back to the original topic. You're welcome.
    I can make exceptions for M&Ms. Dr Oz also suggests eating the rainbow, and I don't like skittles.

    just **** a leprechaun.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    wait. You want to squat 180 and you want to restrict your protein intake??? This defies everything I understand about how our bodies work. I thought you need to eat high protein to build muscle.

    My goals are out of date. I crushed that one!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    i hope to god this is all just a joke that I'm ignorantly taking seriously. You really need to eat protein.

    http://www.muscleclass.com/259/bodybuilding-macros/
  • ItsTheBeebs
    ItsTheBeebs Posts: 127
    wait. You want to squat 180 and you want to restrict your protein intake??? This defies everything I understand about how our bodies work. I thought you need to eat high protein to build muscle.

    YES! You are spot on


    OP - if this is the case then im afraid you are contradicting yourself!
    having LOW everything will not work if you want to squat that much.

    Jeez, i'm done trying to help.
    Obviously some people find it hard to accept the truth and are set in there own ways and ideas that they refuse to accept anybody else's information.
    You will get ill if you keep this fad diet up over a long period!
    Overall we care about your health and what do we get back? People telling us that it is wrong not to encourage you!
    I wish you all the best with this, but i do hope you can get past this and seek professional nutritional help who can give this the go ahead or advise against it.
  • bodiva88
    bodiva88 Posts: 308 Member
    I find it amazing that there were actually people who read the initial post and didn't realize the poster was having fun with (making fun of) some of the ridiculous questions people post on this site.

    But for the person who brought up the Bill of Rights. "Congress shall pass no law" is not the same as a business choosing what can be said within its (cyber) walls. Read your terms of service (and community guidelines), to which you agreed before joining. If you felt that those were an abridgement of your rights, you shouldn't have accepted them and should have stayed far far away.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.
  • ScarlettVamp
    ScarlettVamp Posts: 828 Member
    If I were laughing any harder, I would probably die. Gah!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    WOAH buddy. There is no need to start bashing my form on SQUATZ or accusing me of having hormonal problems. Let's reign in the judgy judginess here.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    WOAH buddy. There is no need to start bashing my form on SQUATZ or accusing me of having hormonal problems. Let's reign in the judgy judginess here.

    I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke.

    And I don't think its judgmental, as someone who had to accept my form was off when I was squatting 170. What do you eat if you don't eat fats, carbs, or proteins???

    and for the record, that's one hormonal problem i wish i had. I have a friend with high testoterone and she looks like a body builder while doing nothing!
  • milleyea
    milleyea Posts: 95 Member
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    ThOrOuGhLy EnTeRtAiNeD!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
  • cmccorma
    cmccorma Posts: 203 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    it's a joke. joke posts happen all the time on mfp, usually making fun of all the silly nonsense people post about all the time.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    WOAH buddy. There is no need to start bashing my form on SQUATZ or accusing me of having hormonal problems. Let's reign in the judgy judginess here.

    I would like some video of your form.
  • whiteheaddg
    whiteheaddg Posts: 325 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    WOAH buddy. There is no need to start bashing my form on SQUATZ or accusing me of having hormonal problems. Let's reign in the judgy judginess here.

    Well this changes things. If you're "man-ish" then you may not need to go for 1950 calories since the higher testosterone will take care of the muscle synthesis. You could probably back off another 500-750 calories and still be OK.
  • weloveourboys
    weloveourboys Posts: 133 Member
    Honestly, vodka fits the bill perfectly. Zero fat, zero carbs, and zero protein!! GO for it!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    alo, just another thing. I hate it when people troll and make these threads about crap that isn't even real. I come here for information and inspiration and have actually honest to god learned a few things from people speaking in the forums. Why do people make these joke threads that toss around misinformation for kicks???

    You profile says your diet philosophy is "grains, 1g protein/lb LBM".... yay. You wasted my time, as well as any newbie on here who is just trying to figure out WTF to do to get in shape.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    WOAH buddy. There is no need to start bashing my form on SQUATZ or accusing me of having hormonal problems. Let's reign in the judgy judginess here.

    I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke.

    And I don't think its judgmental, as someone who had to accept my form was off when I was squatting 170. What do you eat if you don't eat fats, carbs, or proteins???

    and for the record, that's one hormonal problem i wish i had. I have a friend with high testoterone and she looks like a body builder while doing nothing!

    Got it- jealous of my squats. I now understand. :tongue:

    You don't wish you had high testosterone, it comes with fertility issues and facial hair.
  • ObtainingBalance
    ObtainingBalance Posts: 1,446 Member
    OMGosh I have these zero calorie packets of air -- YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRY THEM!!!! I bought them on clearance at Wal-Mart.

    hahahhaha
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    alo, just another thing. I hate it when people troll and make these threads about crap that isn't even real. I come here for information and inspiration and have actually honest to god learned a few things from people speaking in the forums. Why do people make these joke threads that toss around misinformation for kicks???

    You profile says your diet philosophy is "grains, 1g protein/lb LBM".... yay. You wasted my time, as well as any newbie on here who is just trying to figure out WTF to do to get in shape.

    Let's unbunch your panties here.

    There's no such thing as food that's low in protein, carbs and fat. There is no way to eat 1900 calories with no macronutrients. Sorry that it took you a while to figure that out.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    and if she isn't eating protein and she's squating 180, I'd really like to see the form used on the squat. Maybe she has high testosterone or something, but I just don't see how it's possible.

    WOAH buddy. There is no need to start bashing my form on SQUATZ or accusing me of having hormonal problems. Let's reign in the judgy judginess here.

    I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke.

    And I don't think its judgmental, as someone who had to accept my form was off when I was squatting 170. What do you eat if you don't eat fats, carbs, or proteins???

    and for the record, that's one hormonal problem i wish i had. I have a friend with high testoterone and she looks like a body builder while doing nothing!

    Got it- jealous of my squats. I now understand. :tongue:

    You don't wish you had high testosterone, it comes with fertility issues and facial hair.

    No. Not jealous. I am super proud of my accomplishments, which require me accepting the mistakes I have made to improve them. I'm not far behind you, and I know for a fact my form is stellar.

    I am just annoyed with this kind of behavior on MFP. Some people really don't know anything and need guidance. Threads like these throw people off. There's many different ways to go about nutrition, etc. But putting out something you know is false to pick on others is just lame.

    Over and out.

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