You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    ... your wife puts the wrapper by your plate from the fish packet etc when she serves your evening meal with a list of other ingredients with weight in grams.

    Sounds like my kind of wife!
  • WendyFlynn
    WendyFlynn Posts: 139 Member
    .....if you get outta bed early just to see what the scale says!

    I get out of bed extra early on weigh day, why do we do this???!!! The damn scale is like a drug
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    ..if you can accurately guess your weight before stepping on the scale.
  • jessileak
    jessileak Posts: 28 Member
    You take a package of crystal light to the bar with you to mix with the lowest calorie vodka you can find because if you are going to drink your calories, you want the calories in the alcohol and not in the juice.

    Genius!!
  • IamOnMywayNow
    IamOnMywayNow Posts: 470 Member
    if you log in a recipe that is suppose to have 10 servings then panic after you cook it because the serving size would be too small to satisfy you. So you go ahead and cut it into 8 servings but still only count it as a 10 serving meal because the calorie difference cant be that different , right???............dont lie we have all done it :)
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

    sooooooooooooooo guilty.
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    Actually I am guilty of many many of these things I must be a really hardcore MFP-er.
  • emyishardcore
    emyishardcore Posts: 352 Member
    you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor
    Haha that's really funny. :)
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    guilty of all the above! and...

    wanting to punch the monitor when someone says they have trouble getting in 1200 calories a day! :)

    This one right here totally erks me!!!
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    You spend more time logging food than you do eating it.

    OMG this is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.
    I like to click on the leaping MyFitnessPal logo chick in an intimate way. :love:
    Dude she's hot. :blushing:
  • ellenasl210
    ellenasl210 Posts: 95 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    I do that alll the time! haha.
  • MrsScheidt
    MrsScheidt Posts: 207 Member
    You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.

    These are the best days EVER!
  • sapphire318
    sapphire318 Posts: 169 Member
    bump
  • pinky_pie
    pinky_pie Posts: 127
    You make your SO make you peanut butter crackers, and only 10 crackers and using specifically no more than 2 tbsp of peanut butter because that's how you logged it, and any more will make you go over your calories for the day.
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    When you've seen so much BS on the boards that you now see 'You are ignoring this user' almost as many times as you see actual responses.
  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
    best thread ever !!!
  • joeysox
    joeysox Posts: 195 Member
    ....your husband has been sat waiting half hour to press play on tv but your too busy reading this topic ...;) oops lol xx
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it


    I do this, but it's when my son makes dinner for me.....LOL
  • souzouchan
    souzouchan Posts: 80
    When you ask your friend not to throw out that package of burgers yet until you can scan the bar code with your phone!
  • iqnas
    iqnas Posts: 445 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.

    Guilteeeeeeee

    Yes!
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.

    Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!

    I have been just loging off and coming back in...THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    You might be a fitness pal..if, when you log you food, you adust a serviing size because you haven't eaten a WHOLE serving that is specified in the diary...
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
    ..if you can accurately guess your weight before stepping on the scale.

    I have gotten eerily good at this!
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    If you spend time in the forum when you should be working out!
  • LilacDaffodil
    LilacDaffodil Posts: 148 Member
    shopping takes twice as long because you have to read the nutrition labels on everything before it goes into the trolley
  • baker150
    baker150 Posts: 112 Member
    You might be a fitness pal If you KNOW that this is NOT the way to get those 6 pack abs!

    wr1amw.jpg


    LOL is this for real?!?!? haha
  • socomary
    socomary Posts: 52
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

    Yessssssssssssss!!!
  • kimi131
    kimi131 Posts: 1,058 Member
    You know the calorie counts of some foods off the top of your head (I found myself quoting calorie counts to a colleague the other day :noway: )

    If your drive home includes figuring out calories in your head.

    If you don't text and drive, but on occasion you have MFPed and driven. :noway:

    if you've never met some of the people in your phone contacts list... and some of them you have because they flew halfway across the nation to meet you (:heart: ya Christi!)

    If there is a tiny part of you that is happy about the recent breakup because it means less eating out and more staying on track.
  • socomary
    socomary Posts: 52
    ...if you reflexively know the amount of Ghiradelli chocolate chips it takes to make one serving, and how many calories that one serving is...

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