You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    ... you can think of another ABC Game category after you already did 10 Zed words
  • jligon92
    jligon92 Posts: 13
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    ^ I am so guilty of this!
  • Kkramer26
    Kkramer26 Posts: 17
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    You go to a restaurant and type in a few choices on mfp food tracker, then choose the one that has the least amount of calories! Lol
  • tabnmyq
    tabnmyq Posts: 10 Member
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    That's so me and my 5 year old says..... mommy that doesn't make sence
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Every time you see someone above you on a balcony, stair case, or wherever...you rate the person above you.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    ... you keep wanting to tell the more rotund people you never met before about Myfitnesspal.com
  • jayhawkfan51
    jayhawkfan51 Posts: 78 Member
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    Since I cant quote every single one of these, I will just say Oh God, that is so me! Im guilty! :noway:
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    ... you lie awake worrying because you forgot to log the celery you ate at bedtime
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    You know what NSV, IIFYM, EMWL, and NROL4W all stand for.
  • kerissaganaya
    kerissaganaya Posts: 1
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    If you get excited when your plans of going out to dinner get cancled because instead of getting that tiny high calorie salad, you can eat a whole lot more for the same amount of calories.
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
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    You spot an attractive member of the opposite sex and the first thing you do is visit his or her profile to check out the before and after pix.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    ... you get a "friend invitation" from a pretty young girl and you send her a message asking if she is sure she didn't send it to the wrong person.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    ... you forget which thread you are replying to and put a ' ? ' on the end in case it is the "Chocolate covered zombie elves " thread
  • Brandi1525
    Brandi1525 Posts: 23 Member
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    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    THIS IS SO ME...LMAO !!!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

    YES!!! OMG....!!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    A majority of family meals are spent hunkered over a phone...not on FB...but on MFP logging that last 1/2 TBSP of salsa you had on the 1/4 of a chip.
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
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    You know down to the calorie how much each Pretzel M&M is....(10 to be exact). This way, you can buy the big pack, baggie them into 100 cal servings and have M&M's any time!! YAY!!
  • Mcfatcat
    Mcfatcat Posts: 21
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    Youre drunk and think "oh ****, I need to log this"

    OH GOD MY SIDES XD ROFL
  • gspea
    gspea Posts: 412 Member
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    Oh and when you go to MFP First when you logon! I don't even look at the news first anymore - MFP is now my home page... geeesshhh I have it bad...
  • aNewMiniMe
    aNewMiniMe Posts: 116 Member
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    LOL - This is sooooooo me!
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

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