You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

DiabolicBooger
DiabolicBooger Posts: 198 Member
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You might be a fitness pal if you've ever eaten food directly from a measuring cup!
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  • amberlykay1014
    amberlykay1014 Posts: 608 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Your eye twitches when people say they want to "loose" weight...
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
    hehehe
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
    Shuddup.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
    Yeah, and all I say there is you have to watch out for friends of friends...
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.

    Guilteeeeeeee
  • katcunock
    katcunock Posts: 664 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    you know the billions spent on HCG and other fad crap diets are better spent on porn.
  • ekkand
    ekkand Posts: 592 Member
    You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    ...you have counted out 8 starbust candies, and logged them and then get insulted when your kids ask you to share with them
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    ...you log your food and exercise on this site. AMIRIGHT?! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    You spend the majority of your time on MFP during the work week at work then on your days off.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
    Yeah, and all I say there is you have to watch out for friends of friends...

    seriously..some people care WAY too much about what people do.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
    Yeah, and all I say there is you have to watch out for friends of friends...
    seriously..some people care WAY too much about what people do.
    Some even go to the extreme of trackinq their friends list to see if anyone (qasp) unfriends them. Some folks also monitor their friends' friend lists, and discouraqe them from interacting with what they consider "enemies". Amazinq.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.
  • carlysuzanne85
    carlysuzanne85 Posts: 204 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    Hahaha, that's awesome.
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    You might be a fitness pal if you've ever eaten food directly from a measuring cup!


    What's wrong with this?? I do it all the time.... No sense in getting two dishes dirty. :noway:
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.
    I like to click on the leaping MyFitnessPal logo chick in an intimate way. :love:
  • JohnMessmer
    JohnMessmer Posts: 536
    You have gotten a Warning from Forum Moderators...better stop there. :bigsmile:
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    You cringe when you see a blatantly misinformed newbie post and cringe. Not because of the misinformation, but because you know the newbie is about to be crucified. Yeah, I went there.
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
    If you weigh a pound of muscle and a pound of fat and they are exactly the same!

    Wait....what???
  • kylakesgal
    kylakesgal Posts: 952 Member
    If you hear the mention of the words, "Eating out", you panic and pre-log to see what you can order lol.
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    You won't share your food because you already counted those calories!!
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    You won't share your food because you already counted those calories!!

    He he he... Guilty.
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
    I have brunch with my grandma every Sunday and she always has the packages out ready for me to scan them after church. I :heart: her
  • wow29
    wow29 Posts: 283 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
    [/quote
    soooooooooooooo guilty]

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