You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!
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If in every thread someone brings up something about Bacon...followed by lots of random GIFs0
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... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.
Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!
I didn't know that either. I love keystrokes but I don't know any of the F# keys. woo!0 -
Thank you ... i learned something new. Let me wear out my F5 key.0
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... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.
Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!
I didn't know that either. I love keystrokes but I don't know any of the F# keys. woo!
Its official! I am now a fitness pal. Thanks for sharing the F5 button. You guys ROCK!0 -
you actually get excited about getting a food scale and a HRM for Christmas.......
Oh heck yeah! Or your Xmas list is full of stuff like "new exercise bras, yoga pants, fanny pack for when I walk the dogs, etc".
He he he I asked for Insanity! my hubby told me I was already insane! :laugh:0 -
When the replies in this thread are about food and get in the way of the replies that are actually funny.0
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... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.
Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!
Haha that was my initial reaction too!!0 -
When the replies in this thread are about food and get in the way of the replies that are actually funny.0
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When you read all 12 pages of a thread before posting to make sure that
A)the thread hasn't been derailed
B)to make sure what the general feeling is (i.e. serious, joking, mean, etc.) and
C)if anyone posted what you want to post
because heaven forbid you post something in the wrong type of thread and everything just goes crazy. Then: GIF party.0 -
If all the above posts took the words right out of your mouth! lol
Also, if you change your meal plans because MFP database doesn't have the nutrition facts.0 -
Your husband asks you how many calories you have left for dinner before he starts cooking
My bf does this for me. It's so awesome.0 -
If u try to modify any yummy recipe so it's diet friendly.
If you roll your eyes anytime someone mentions Dr. Oz
If you donate blood and you wanna know the calorie count on the juice cup they push at u
If this site has taken away all your inhibitions when it comes to weightloss. I used to be shy about working out in front of people and now i go to the y 5 days a week. I shouted my weight out across the room to my coach as she was noting my file. I used to safeguard the scale reading better that the PIN keypad on the ATM machine at the bank!
You feel like saying "just break up" to all the repetitive forum posts about crappy significant others0 -
Oh and heres something I commonly do:
My husband is like "lets eat this or that" and I am like "that's too expensive" and he's like "no, I just got paid yesterday" and I am like " I mean expensive in calories"
hahaha
AHAHAHAHA I DO THAT!!! My boyfriend is still getting used to me saying "That's expensive" or "that's cheap" in terms of calories!0 -
Your boyfriend tries to steal a big bite of your meal and you freak out because he just ruined your perfect serving size0
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If you sit & read ump-teen pages of reply's & have tears streaming down your face b/c you're laughing so hard b/c you're guilty of EVERY freakin one of them!!!0
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You might be a fitness pal if you've ever eaten food directly from a measuring cup!
Yep.... I've done that. LOL.0 -
...you have counted out 8 starbust candies, and logged them and then get insulted when your kids ask you to share with them
lmao, I do this all the time! No it's mineeeeee!!!! :laugh:0 -
You respond to a thread then talk about the OP on your newsfeed behind his back
people don't do that.0 -
Your boyfriend tries to steal a big bite of your meal and you freak out because he just ruined your perfect serving size0
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You've just smashed the screen on your phone and you are more worried about how you are going to log your meals than your contact list!!!0
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You know how to use google image search to check if profile pics are bogus.0
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If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:
Actually LOL'd! :laugh:0 -
You company sends you on business trips and you pay the extra out of your pocket just to make sure the Hotel has a gym in it. True Story !0
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Your excited when you plug your ki fit /body. Media in to see what your calorie adjustment t is on your exercise tab! Lol x0
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OMG - I am guilty of 99% of these. My hubby will say when we are out and thinking of going somewhere to eat What can you eat -- I make him pull over and I whip out the phone - look up a couple of restaurants and determining what I can eat. THAT is how we decide to eat at a restaurant! And Now I know about F5. Just used it!!!!0
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If you've counted out the number of crackers you plan on eating so you can input a full serving size into your diary. Your friends see and are worried.0
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You might be a fitness pal if...
....you count farting as calories burned. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
ha ha ha, I'm always taking things out of the rubbish or the recycling to check the calorie count if my hubby forgets to leave it out on the counter for me. Otherwise he starts listing what he's put in dinner when he sees me get my phone out
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If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:
LOL :happy:0 -
.....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
I have done this!!!0
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