You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • Crookey21
    Crookey21 Posts: 311 Member
    you take a 30 minute walk just to have a cookie.

    LMAO!!!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    During your romantic getaway to a remote cabin in the woods you hike a mile and a half to get a signal so you don't lose your streak of days logged in.
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    Sit at a restaurant looking up menu items on your phone to see what fits into your remaining daily intake.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    You might be a fitness pal if...... You read the word taco anywhere on the board and LOL!!! Oh the good ole days. HA!!!
  • AckieJ
    AckieJ Posts: 199 Member
    LOL! Some of these are awesome and oh so true!
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    Your husband asks you how many calories you have left for dinner before he starts cooking

    My husband checks my diary. He checks to see what I pre-logged in order to see what I 'ordered' for dinner. (he cooks as he is home 2 hours before me)
  • ka_bateman
    ka_bateman Posts: 230 Member
    you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor

    HA! Yes!
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    You get seriously irritated when your counter resets because you forgot to log in a day!

    I've been logging every day except 3 since Jan. 3rd and I'm now back to 5 days!?!?

    Kiss my bender!
  • Onaughmae
    Onaughmae Posts: 873 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^^^^This!!

    *scrape scrape scrape*
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    During your romantic getaway to a remote cabin in the woods you hike a mile and a half to get a signal so you don't lose your streak of days logged in.

    I would drive, run, bike, hike, whatever I need to do in order to not lose my # of days (almost 700)
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    haha
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    If you already wrote a blog titled, your addited to MFP when... http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/mandy0688/view/you-know-when-your-addicted-to-mfp-when-443194
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    if you refuse to share food you've already logged. I will gladly pop you some popcorn but you CANNOT HAVE MINE! :)
  • Breadbar
    Breadbar Posts: 333 Member
    Your husband asks you how many calories you have left for dinner before he starts cooking

    How sweet - he sounds like a keeper!
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it


    yep this is truth :) lol
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor

    Just break up.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    You spend more time on here than twitter and facebook combined
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    Your husband asks you how many calories you have left for dinner before he starts cooking

    My husband checks my diary. He checks to see what I pre-logged in order to see what I 'ordered' for dinner. (he cooks as he is home 2 hours before me)

    Love this. That's cute!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    You might be a fitness pal if...... You read the word taco anywhere on the board and LOL!!! Oh the good ole days. HA!!!

    *giggle*

    you said taco...
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    You spend more time on here than twitter and facebook combined

    Yup!!
  • riveraphx
    riveraphx Posts: 380 Member
    if you've logged your food the day before.
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    Wow...I feel pathetic right now...definitely all me :frown:
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    you actually get excited about getting a food scale and a HRM for Christmas.......

    OMG....I so requested a digital scale and an HRM for Christmas!!!

    you are determines to log in to see how many days in a row you can get.....
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    I have done this. I'm not ashamed.

    HAHA!!! I do ^this^ all the time!

    ...if you literally log the 3 cheez-its you ate just to take with your medicine...

    I do this too lmao. He started to save them for me
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    There are tumbleweeds rolling around your FB profile and Twitter feeds...
  • mandisu
    mandisu Posts: 57 Member
    If you calculate how much exercise you need to do before going out to the gym/walk/run/bike etc, in order to bring yourself to your calorie goal.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    You might be a fitness pal if...... You read the word taco anywhere on the board and LOL!!! Oh the good ole days. HA!!!
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  • riveraphx
    riveraphx Posts: 380 Member
    Your eye twitches when people say they want to "loose" weight...

    that's me all the way! if you're trying to LOSE weight, you might as well learn how to spell it.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    If you darn near know every word to "Hey, Fat girl" because it's posted around here so dang much
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    if you know exactly how many calories are in your go to breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner without having to log it.

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