You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • Maccbow
    Maccbow Posts: 53 Member
    Someone brings pastries, cookies, and cake into work, and you say, "Ohhhhh NOOOO!!!" Then you take it, and give it away to another department as fast as you can!! :noway:
  • ClassicPearl
    ClassicPearl Posts: 141 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    ^ This!! I've become a trash digger because of MFP.
  • ImprovingEla
    ImprovingEla Posts: 396 Member
    you get angry on your phone, when the battery is low and you really need it to track your walking!
  • glitterjam
    glitterjam Posts: 145 Member
    If you've counted out the number of crackers you plan on eating so you can input a full serving size into your diary. Your friends see and are worried.

    I do the same thing with almonds at work, luckily I have my own office so no one can see me haha

    I do this too. My bf is like, "Why are you counting out 17 almonds everyday?"
  • NoahandPresleysMom
    NoahandPresleysMom Posts: 763 Member
    ..know what PB2 and Protein shakes are about.
  • walkwithme1
    walkwithme1 Posts: 492 Member
    Literally happening as I am reading this thread....
    ....if you're kids run into the kitchen, grab their empty gummy wrappers and say "let's check the calories"!

    Perfect timing!!!!
  • mleparton
    mleparton Posts: 81
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
    True! lol
  • natesangel
    natesangel Posts: 210 Member
    Literally happening as I am reading this thread....
    ....if you're kids run into the kitchen, grab their empty gummy wrappers and say "let's check the calories"!

    Perfect timing!!!!

    LOL mine 'reads' the label on her fruit bar everyday!! she's 2, it says 'i love you' or so i've been told!
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    Bingo!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Bump
  • Snitch1
    Snitch1 Posts: 201 Member
    You "accidently" gain a pound, and REFUSE to log your weight again until you have lost the 1 pound, + part of another.
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    You might be a fitness pal If you KNOW that this is NOT the way to get those 6 pack abs!

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  • jessiekanga
    jessiekanga Posts: 564 Member
    You might be a fitness pal if you've ever eaten food directly from a measuring cup!


    What's wrong with this?? I do it all the time.... No sense in getting two dishes dirty. :noway:

    Love this. True confession, I use the measuring cup as a serving spoon for the whole family. Like you said, no sense getting an extra dish (or utensil) dirty!
  • mbz0616
    mbz0616 Posts: 77 Member
    When you wake up from a nightmare in which you're in a panic because you MUST log in your calories but you can't recall what you've eaten for the past week.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    You "accidently" gain a pound, and REFUSE to log your weight again until you have lost the 1 pound, + part of another.

    Oh yeah!!

    I haven't logged my weight since November 4 because of this.

    I'm a terrible person. :sad:
  • jessiekanga
    jessiekanga Posts: 564 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.

    Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!

    I didn't know that either. I love keystrokes but I don't know any of the F# keys. woo! :)

    Its official! I am now a fitness pal. Thanks for sharing the F5 button. You guys ROCK! :)

    Don't forget the windows+L combination keys to make your screen immediately dark if someone walks in on you at work and you're reading MFP. Now of course I've NEVER had that happen, but just in case some of you need a trick or two:wink:
  • laurap373
    laurap373 Posts: 9
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    hahahahaha YES!
  • jessiekanga
    jessiekanga Posts: 564 Member
    If you already wrote a blog titled, your addited to MFP when... http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/mandy0688/view/you-know-when-your-addicted-to-mfp-when-443194

    ROFLMAO!
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    You husband or kids will log for you while you are measuring and weighing your food, or when hubby packs my lunch he puts measurements on a sticky note :wink:
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    You have ever accidentally bleached your arm hair trying to clean the blood out of your backseat after killing a hooker.

    Am I right?

    Wait, what site is this?

    peroxide for the stain. bleach for the DNA
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    You husband or kids will log for you while you are measuring and weighing your food, or when hubby packs my lunch he puts measurements on a sticky note :wink:

    Oh, he's a keeper! :heart: What a gem!
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    You take a package of crystal light to the bar with you to mix with the lowest calorie vodka you can find because if you are going to drink your calories, you want the calories in the alcohol and not in the juice.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.

    Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!

    I didn't know that either. I love keystrokes but I don't know any of the F# keys. woo! :)

    Its official! I am now a fitness pal. Thanks for sharing the F5 button. You guys ROCK! :)

    Don't forget the windows+L combination keys to make your screen immediately dark if someone walks in on you at work and you're reading MFP. Now of course I've NEVER had that happen, but just in case some of you need a trick or two:wink:

    Even better just use windows+d and it minimizes everything and just shows your desktop without locking you out
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    Also when you walk out your door to find that one of the lovely neighbors in your apartment complex has left a basket of christmas goodies at your doorstep. You open the package to find FUDGE, oh FUDGE! So you eat a tiny sliver off of the corner of one of the pieces and then think seriously about finding your neighbor so you can ask her all the ingredients so you can log your sliver of fudge accurately. (Yes, this happened to me just today.)
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    I just came on to the thread to tell the OP he has the awesomest user name ever. I am still laughing. Thank you.
  • afadingmind
    afadingmind Posts: 23
    If you dropped some of your cooked product on the floor so you toss the rest and start cooking a new (whatever) just to know you can log the correct amount...
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    If you dropped some of your cooked product on the floor so you toss the rest and start cooking a new (whatever) just to know you can log the correct amount...
    ... and if you prelogged it already ... ?
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you ache to correct the spelling mistakes - your and loose(r) etc. - but you just know you'll get jumped on if you do.
  • DiabolicBooger
    DiabolicBooger Posts: 198 Member
    I just came on to the thread to tell the OP he has the awesomest user name ever. I am still laughing. Thank you.

    Thanks!

    And you might be a fitness pal if you have ever been accused of being 'hangry'!
  • lkcuts
    lkcuts Posts: 224
    You spend more time logging food than you do eating it.

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