You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • Kberski
    Kberski Posts: 2 Member
    sitting in the sonic drive thru you are entering what you want to order....

    see the calories and just get a coke zero and carry on with the lunch you packed.
  • Kberski
    Kberski Posts: 2 Member
    I have done this!!!! My breakfast of champions used to be mozzarella sticks with ranch and a route 44 *real* Coke on the way to work. So glad that habit is of the past!
  • RobynBourgeois
    RobynBourgeois Posts: 51
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    My hubby got smart; he asks now before he throws them away!!
  • LilacDaffodil
    LilacDaffodil Posts: 148 Member
    you read the calorie value of foods then put it back saying 'do you know how many huge bowls of stir fry I could have for that!'
  • SongDragon
    SongDragon Posts: 205 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    Oh jeez, yes. Guilty.
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    You "accidently" gain a pound, and REFUSE to log your weight again until you have lost the 1 pound, + part of another.
    rats
  • OSUloulou
    OSUloulou Posts: 74 Member
    ....your husband is jealous of Gym!
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    ...if you reflexively know the amount of Ghiradelli chocolate chips it takes to make one serving, and how many calories that one serving is...

    YES!!! I was going to say, "If you count your chocolate chips." 16 chips, 1 serving!!! I do it all the time!!!
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    If, after 6 months on MFP, you've lost 50 lbs and went from a size 22 to 10 . . . . but, just now starting to use protein powder, you realize just how lazy and out of touch you've been since joining. :noway:
  • missabeez
    missabeez Posts: 280 Member
    You cringe when you aren't the one cooking or baking because you are never really sure how much sauce/sugar is going into the meal...

    You freak out about no home internet for a week and decide to pay the extra $10 in data usage if it happens to go over just so that you can log food and not lose the streak :)
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    LOL.... If you don't even remember who your FB friends are or how many you have not kept in touch with.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    ...if in between logging meals you find time to give some bad relationship advice to random strangers. Oh well, they're usually literally just asking for it!
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    1. You log in sex as an exercise
    2. You get mad that you can't log in one of something. Ie a chocolate chip
    3. You log in you run while your one the treadmill
    4. When someone offers you a treat. you check MFP to see if you can afford it
    5. You log your food at the dinner table, even if there are others around.

    When referring to #4 and affording it, the people around you know you're speaking in calories, not $'s.
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    If u try to modify any yummy recipe so it's diet friendly.

    If you roll your eyes anytime someone mentions Dr. Oz

    If you donate blood and you wanna know the calorie count on the juice cup they push at u

    If this site has taken away all your inhibitions when it comes to weightloss. I used to be shy about working out in front of people and now i go to the y 5 days a week. I shouted my weight out across the room to my coach as she was noting my file. I used to safeguard the scale reading better that the PIN keypad on the ATM machine at the bank!

    You feel like saying "just break up" to all the repetitive forum posts about crappy significant others

    OMG, blood donation. Take juice or cookies/crackers, but not both. YIKES, my world will fall apart if I have both.
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    if you tell your family you're doing homework (on the computer) but you're really reading the forums on mfp....
  • beekuzz
    beekuzz Posts: 428 Member
    These are great. 99.5% fit me. My craziness does not feel so lonesome now.

    BTW, my 19 y.o. is giving me dirty looks while I am ROFL at these and she can't log the chicken and dumplings dinner because she doesn't know if we're using gnocchi or biscuits for the dumplings. For real!
  • jesswait
    jesswait Posts: 218 Member
    If you just read most of this thread out loud to your significant other who is also on MFP.
  • CkepiJinx
    CkepiJinx Posts: 613 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    No no if your partner makes you a meal and leaves the empty packages on the counter for you then you have truly joined us :laugh:
  • TKRV
    TKRV Posts: 165 Member
    If you use the MFP phone app to choose something to eat at a restaurant instead of the menu.
  • adornedelle
    adornedelle Posts: 73
    If you use the MFP phone app to choose something to eat at a restaurant instead of the menu.

    I do this ALL the time. I dont even look at their menu.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    im seriously laughing out loud and totally guilty
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    You spend more time logging food than you do eating it.

    muther fkiu938749709iymn7h8641!!! im not the only one 2 hours in the kitchen every flippin DAY LOGGING FOOD MEASURING CHOPPING WEIGHING AHHHHHH.....:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
    (combs her hair down from the bush it had become ranting-gathers herself...composed) well i feel better now:flowerforyou:
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    You get really, really - and I mean REALLY - excited when someone quotes something you wrote ... er ?
  • mmckee10
    mmckee10 Posts: 405 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.

    Guilteeeeeeee

    My bf makes fun of me for this all the time lol glad i'm not alone!
  • sixpackdream
    sixpackdream Posts: 55 Member
    1. You add a food near the end of the day and then slowly scroll to the bottom of the screen praying that you are not over the total allowed for the day. If you're still under it feels like you've won a prize! :drinker:

    2. You finish the day over by 10 calories and you feel like a failure. It's a freakin' life-saver for freakin' sakes! But I'm in the red! as I argue with myself... :grumble:

    3. You eat the exact same meals as the day before just to keep life easier. :wink:
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    ...you drive past the ice cream shop and read the sign as "Have a CHEAT Day" instead of what it really says: "Have a GREAT day."
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor

    And personal trainer.:laugh:
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    ...you drive past the ice cream shop and read the sign as "Have a CHEAT Day" instead of what it really says: "Have a GREAT day."

    A haaaa
  • Nikki31104
    Nikki31104 Posts: 816 Member
    You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.

    So very guilty of this one.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:

    LOL :laugh: :drinker:

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