DO I POOP WRONG?

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  • flitabout
    flitabout Posts: 200 Member
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    Ok I need that laugh I just read the whole thread!!!!!
  • egrusy
    egrusy Posts: 196 Member
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    While I've never actually tried to squat to poop, I've certainly tried to squat while trying to write my name in the snow. My first name is Carolyn. My thighs went into vapor lock on the upswing of the letter "l", so I ended up toppling over into the snow, getting a slight case of frost bite in a very private area. However, I got a big laugh at the gyno's office when I told him the story. I even worked the term "papsicle" into the conversation.

    While this whole thread is full of win, this totally made my morning :laugh:
  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
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    BUMP
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    seeing as this is probably the best post to ever exist on MFP i too shall help the conversation get started once again.
  • ewartluft
    ewartluft Posts: 79 Member
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    Bump to help someone's crappy day go easier!:laugh:
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    only if they are squatting... of course
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Bump simply because its been to long since we reviewed how we all poop
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Bump simply because its been to long since we reviewed how we all poop

    its good your revived this because there are some new people taking incorrect dumpers
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 913 Member
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    its good your revived this because there are some new people taking incorrect dumpers
    Bumping for the newbies! :drinker:
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
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    I heard you were serving snacks here.

    lolllll *falls off chair*
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I heard you were serving snacks here.

    lolllll *falls off chair*

    :laugh:
  • tottie06
    tottie06 Posts: 259 Member
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    Bump simply because its been to long since we reviewed how we all poop

    its good your revived this because there are some new people taking incorrect dumpers

    OMG ldrosophila, I keep seeing your posts on MFP and your killing me!!! Love your wit and humor.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Squatting and pooping requires too much concentration, making for a far less enjoyable experience.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    I keep following this thread because I want to see if everything comes out OK.
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    ...because I need this on my newsfeed.
  • tariqsultan84
    tariqsultan84 Posts: 4
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    this might explain why some are more difficult to pass
  • kapustakid
    kapustakid Posts: 8
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    I love this thread so much... :laugh:

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