You keep what you kill...

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)

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  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    I'm choosing not to walk --- dead poets society
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    "You mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    "keep your pantyhose on"
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
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    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)

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    My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    STOP saying that!
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
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    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Great minds...
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Inconceivable!!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I get strange looks every time I hear Steeler's Wheel "Stuck in the Middle with You" and say that I'm suddenly in the mood to slice someone's ear off and pour gasoline on it...

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    I was totally thinking of this movie earlier. LOL!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    In keeping with the season:

    "You're gonna shoot your eye out!"
  • KiltFuPanda
    KiltFuPanda Posts: 576 Member
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    "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

    Have fun storming the castle, boys!

    (I say that at least once a week... LOL)

    HUmperdink humperdink humperdink

    My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    STOP saying that!

    "I'm on the brute squad" (to which anyone who gets the joke immediately follows up with "You ARE the brute squad."

    "I can't help being the biggest and the strongest."

    "Anybody wanna peanut?"

    and my favorite:

    "EVERYBODY... MOVE!"


    I'm a nerd, 6'3", and 350 lbs. Fezzik just appealed to me.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    "White man eat body of Christ every Sunday."
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I'm choosing not to walk --- dead poets society

    O' Captain, my Captain
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
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    "I've had better!"
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    I get strange looks every time I hear Steeler's Wheel "Stuck in the Middle with You" and say that I'm suddenly in the mood to slice someone's ear off and pour gasoline on it...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKJtwtIOhRbN0pYDMpBhlHdVnuDB88xQ8-raEhznh0ixroe_87zD6n39VnrA

    I was totally thinking of this movie earlier. LOL!


    I'm not gonna lie, I think the same thing
  • ka_bateman
    ka_bateman Posts: 230 Member
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    You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    What's you major malfunction Numb-nuts, mommie and daddy not feed you enough attention!

    Full metal jacket
    R Lee Ermey


    Oh, I used to coach high school kids, they always looked at me funny when I asked "Did your mother have any kids that lived?"

    God I love that movie LOL

    I think you mean "Did your mother have any intelligent children that lived?".

    I would have looked funny at you too, they probably thought you were a bit dim.
  • rosesigil
    rosesigil Posts: 105 Member
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    reciting any part of Office Space (especially Michael Bolton rapping in his car) or any movies with rifftrax by MST3K usually gets really odd looks... except from one person who is totally on my weirdness level and can rattle them off right back at me lol

    His name is tributary?
    Rosthower, would you put out my head?
    That's octopi, actually.
    Gypsy, do you want to go to the scavenger scale?
    The legend ain't continuing like I used to.
    Wow..I haven't read Tolkein in over a week!
    Can I borrow a cup of shirt?

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