Awkward moments,...

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  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    When you know that someone likes you but you don't share those feelings back and you don't know how to act when they are constantly trying to be around you and flirt with you....
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    When you don't remember where you parked your car and you don't have a key fob ...so you keep circling the parking lot, pretending that you know....
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
    When you send your Hubby a Naughty, only it was received by your Mom :/

    Had this happen to me, except it wasn't my Hubby, it was a guy I had been dating for a short time. And it was my 17 year old daughter who got it by mistake. So Mom got to explain who was supposed to get it (she didn't know I was dating anyone) and why. LOL

    I did something similar to a guy who inquired about a truck we had on craigslist. I'm sure he was a wonderful husband, but it certainly wasn't my place to tell him so. :\
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    When your iron gets visibly low on your TOM and your boss calls you into her office with her boyfriend manager in the room cus she's concerned you're going to faint on her again, and you have to explain in not so many words that you're dandy, it's just the monthly flow, while they look at you like you're possessed.

    Or your pants rip while you're jumping over the counter to open the doors and you have to rush downstairs to try to find something to hide said rip, end up opening up fifteen minutes late, and try not to blush too bad when the manager boyfriend wags a tunic at you while proclaiming it should 'hide your wardrobe malfunction' in front of customers.

    When you mistakenly refer to a person over the phone as the wrong gender and sex. When you gently attempt to inform a customer they 'have something n their face' and they tell you it's a scar. When you also try to politely inform someone their fly is down and in their embarrassment they turn on you and are all 'why were you looking there anyways'.

    Etcetc.
    /Laundry list
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    When you go to a public bathroom to poo in comfortable silence and then someone else walks in to use the bathroom so you have to pucker up. When you don't hear the woosh of water from your stall mate, you realize that you are now locked into a Who Can Hold Out Longer battle. You agonize over just letting loose or waiting for them to leave and you just know they're doing the same thing. Either you get up and wash your hands, defeated...or you wait until they get frustrated enough to do the same.


    I've had some tense stand offs.

    Dammit! :mad: I gotta do a better job searching for hidden cameras in the bathrooms! :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    also that awkward moment, when at work , you need to fart, noone is around, so you let one off and OF COURSE then someone has to come to you and ask a question or use the photocopier etc
    You either need to learn to 'cropdust' or have a witty comeback like, "The FORCE is strong in this one!"
  • threeonethree
    threeonethree Posts: 182 Member
    My entire life is an awkward moment... :laugh:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    ...when you can't think of an awkward moment that hasn't already been posted, but then think of one 10 sec after clicking 'post reply'.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    My entire life is an awkward moment... :laugh:

    I have a never ending list as well....*blushes*
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    When you are sneakily doing squats or incline push ups in the restroom at work and someone walks in ...
  • glahlstedt
    glahlstedt Posts: 308 Member
    When my 4 year old daughter yelled out ( in front if a guy at the doctors office) "mom, you have to poop again?!" Now, that is embarrassing!
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    I have 2 work ones with the SAME director:

    Looking at this site when he walks up (down and to the left :ohwell: ) http://gay90s.com/

    and 2 days later saying *kitten* very loudly as he walks over - thank goodness hes cool I was still so embarrassed!!
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    when you think you are the only person in the grocery store aisle and you spot some food item that is tempting you but it is on your "don't even think about it" list , so you point to said item and say out loud "ohhh you're evil" only to have someone right behind you say "excuse me" as they try to get past you...
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    When your co worker comes in your office, and sees their home made cookie in the trashcan...

    yikes! That would be awkward!!
    its always good to cover stuff up like that with a paper or something. I just hate for people's feelings to get hurt
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Accidentally answering the phone when you're having sex and then when you're done your mom calls you back and asks if you are ok because it sounded like you were hurt.... >.<

    How do you accidentally answer the phone in this activity???? LOL> You made my day.. Great chuckle.

    Wait. How do you do phone sex?
  • Annieloujackson
    Annieloujackson Posts: 16 Member
    When you recieve a sexy french maid outfit as a christmas gift...from your mother.....in front of the whole family....and fiancee. Awkward

    Or you get sexy lingerie for xmas from your mother-in-law, in front of your FIL and grandmther-in-law!!
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    when you are at your daughters saturday afternoon Tae Kwon Do class with your small son, sitting with the other parents and drinking a diet coke, your son asks you for a drink and you tell him no, and he replies in a very loud voice "why? is there alcohol in it?"
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    When your in a public restroom and you have to poop and go ahead and do so, and your 2 yr old in the stall decides to say "Mommy stinky butt!" in a full bathroom with people waiting in line to go.
  • Annieloujackson
    Annieloujackson Posts: 16 Member
    also that awkward moment, when at work , you need to fart, noone is around, so you let one off and OF COURSE then someone has to come to you and ask a question or use the photocopier etc
    You either need to learn to 'cropdust' or have a witty comeback like, "The FORCE is strong in this one!"

    "Cropdust" ROTFL!!
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    when your flatuantly gifted 3 yr old thinks it's funny to fart very loudly (we're talking truck driver after eating a greasy mexican restaurant loud here) in the middle of the grocery store and follows immediately with "P U mommy!! you stink!!" ... wish they had home delivery back then...lol
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    when taking your daughter into school, and the receptionist says "Oh honey, your sister can't sign in for you, your mom has to do that" and you're feeling pretty damn proud, then your daughter LOUDLY exclaims in a disgusted voice 'That IS my MOM. Jeez"

    ..........thanks dear daughter...i was feeling pretty young and pretty for all of 5 seconds
  • ladytinkerbell99
    ladytinkerbell99 Posts: 970 Member
    when you are at your daughters saturday afternoon Tae Kwon Do class with your small son, sitting with the other parents and drinking a diet coke, your son asks you for a drink and you tell him no, and he replies in a very loud voice "why? is there alcohol in it?"

    ^ Thank you so much. I needed a belly laugh. :flowerforyou:
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    We had a secret Santa exchange at work. Just before the party, I hurriedly wrapped my gift, wrote a Happy Holiday message in the card, and placed both under the communal tree. When the recipient got my gift, she first tried to guess who the giver was. Somebody called out. "Look at that handwriting! That's from a GUY for sure!"

    :embarassed: All I could do was mumble "Um, no, it's from me." Awkward...
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    When you meet someone from the Internet in person and realize they weren't actually making goofy faces in their pictures.
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    When you very enthusiastically greet someone you recognize from a distance, then realize as you get closer the reason they were giving you an odd look is because they're actually not the person you know :embarassed:
  • ekkand
    ekkand Posts: 592 Member
    Accidentally answering the phone when you're having sex and then when you're done your mom calls you back and asks if you are ok because it sounded like you were hurt.... >.<

    How do you accidentally answer the phone in this activity???? LOL> You made my day.. Great chuckle.
    The phone was on the bed and i leaned on it! I quickly realized I had done this when I heard a faint sound of someone saying "hello!??!" I quickly hung up and had to of course answer when she called back in a little while and I made up some excuse as to why I sounded like I was hurt. hahahaha
  • devynmariee
    devynmariee Posts: 67
    When you're working out and you fart hahhahahahahahahahahahhhaahaha
  • wonderfulboodad
    wonderfulboodad Posts: 36
    When you're working out and you fart hahhahahahahahahahahahhhaahaha

    Or it happens when the Chiropractor is adjusting you and you steam boat whistle and peel the paint from the walls.
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    When you call the numberthat you don't recognize, but you missed a call from on your cell phone. Then your home phone rings. Then you hang up your cell phone to answer your home phone and there is no one there. Then you pick up your cell phone again and call that number again. Again your home phone rings. Then you hang up the cell phone again and answer your home phone only to realize you've been prank calling yourself:laugh: :blushing:

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