Awkward moments,...

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  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    When someone walks in and sees me applying deodorant cuz I forgot to do it before I left the house and just do it at my desk when I get to work....
  • bjshores
    bjshores Posts: 102 Member
    I've done that.
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
    When you break wind at your open back door and find the next door neighbour in her garden, sunbathing
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I was packing up the car, leaving my sister's house after a trip home, and listening to my 8 year old nephew tell all his friends at the school bus stop and their parents about the huge family party we had 2 nights earlier where everyone got completely drunk.

    It's important to note that half the people there didn't have anything stronger than water.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    When you very enthusiastically greet someone you recognize from a distance, then realize as you get closer the reason they were giving you an odd look is because they're actually not the person you know :embarassed:

    Even worse when you've called the person's name twice.
    His name was BJ.

    Nothing like yelling "BJ" at a random stranger.
  • Pollart77
    Pollart77 Posts: 264 Member
    When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

    ....that one was extra awkward+weird.

    OHHH.....MYYYY.....GOOOOOSH. I would completely die if this happened to me. It wasn't a guy doctor, was it????
    i would've reported him. I remember when I was about 20 and had a female exam. I noticed the physician had a hard-on. I was furious!

    What??? hahahahaha!
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    Bump
  • Chinadorian
    Chinadorian Posts: 200 Member
    When your 5 year old decides to tell your therapist that "mommy has a ring in her boobie!" :blushing:

    um....is that any more awkward than your profile pic? just sayin.....
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    When your 5 year old decides to tell your therapist that "mommy has a ring in her boobie!" :blushing:

    And a pole in the living room?
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

    ....that one was extra awkward+weird.

    OHHH.....MYYYY.....GOOOOOSH. I would completely die if this happened to me. It wasn't a guy doctor, was it????
    i would've reported him. I remember when I was about 20 and had a female exam. I noticed the physician had a hard-on. I was furious!

    I'm sure! But you should've been flattered, they stare at that stuff all day and yours was the one that got a reaction! Nice job!
  • When I get caught listening to my Justin Bieber Christmas CD....yes sad I know...
    Glad I'm not the only one...
  • When friends look thro my itunes, and the songs that i have played the most are one direction -_- :blushing:
  • Chinadorian
    Chinadorian Posts: 200 Member
    When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

    ....that one was extra awkward+weird.

    is your gyno a male?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

    ....that one was extra awkward+weird.

    I don't think I'd pay the co-pay that day . . . just saying.
  • Fixing my bra strap and someone walks into my office and catches me.

    lol, I just shamelessly do this wherever. Nothing more annoying than the feel of it falling down your arm.
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    ^This! Everytime!
  • When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

    ....that one was extra awkward+weird.

    OHHH.....MYYYY.....GOOOOOSH. I would completely die if this happened to me. It wasn't a guy doctor, was it????
    i would've reported him. I remember when I was about 20 and had a female exam. I noticed the physician had a hard-on. I was furious!

    I'm sure! But you should've been flattered, they stare at that stuff all day and yours was the one that got a reaction! Nice job!

    what.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    i work in a psyciarty office, and its pretty awkward when someone i know come in, its happend a quite few times since in live in a small town
    When you work for a Psychiatrist and don't know how to spell psychiatry.

    THIS
  • When you're sitting on the toilet and you hear someone else in the stall clipping their finger/toe nails. And then when the both of you come out, you realize its your manager clipping his finger nails in the restroom.

    at least he goes in the bathroom to do it...unlike a couple of my coworkers who clip theirs in their cubes....

    true. There are people in cubes near mine who apparently think that we work in a nail salon.....
  • chrissyw63
    chrissyw63 Posts: 147 Member
    when you accidentally hit REPLY ALL on a very serious email your director sends to the whole org ... (meaning to reply to your friend) ... that says "That's what she said! Boom goes the dynamite!"
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    Mine is similar- We received an email informing us that a supervisor had given her notice. I replied all in error and said 'Now we can send you all the dirty emails we couldn't send you when you were our boss'.
  • Chinadorian
    Chinadorian Posts: 200 Member
    when you accidentally hit REPLY ALL on a very serious email your director sends to the whole org ... (meaning to reply to your friend) ... that says "That's what she said! Boom goes the dynamite!"

    LOL

    Always.....ALWAYS....quadruple check to make sure its not being sent to the wrong person...ive gotten in so many awful situations because of this.

    this thread is hilarious
  • murphy612
    murphy612 Posts: 734 Member
    when you are at your daughters saturday afternoon Tae Kwon Do class with your small son, sitting with the other parents and drinking a diet coke, your son asks you for a drink and you tell him no, and he replies in a very loud voice "why? is there alcohol in it?"

    hahaha That's awesome :laugh:
  • when you get so *kitten* faced drunk that you climb into the tub naked, because you've gotten sick everywhere and fall asleep only to be woken by your friends brother who has to get your naked self out of the full tub of water, because he was afraid you would drown....
  • tennisbabe94
    tennisbabe94 Posts: 444 Member
    When you're at the gym and accidentally wore the spandex pants that keep falling down so every time you do a seated lat pull-down, everyone in the weight room sees your thong...

    Happened to me today. Fun times.
  • amann_84
    amann_84 Posts: 33 Member
    Getting a little to close to the back of the treadmill while i'm running and almost face planting around a bunch of people at the gym.
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    It's hard to pick just one!

    That awkward moment when, you're falling asleep and you make a really weird high pitched squeak out of your mouth... and then your boyfriend goes... uh, what the hell was that?!
    That awkward moment when, you don't even get asked if you want a cookie or a doughnut, and they don't even bring them to you anymore!
    That awkward moment when, you get asked how much you weigh by the girls in the office because they see you being good with your food all the time.
    That awkward moment when, you send the wrong text to the wrong person.... yep, this is new for me, silly iPhone!
  • MsJayeKaye
    MsJayeKaye Posts: 155 Member
    To the OP of this topic, this has been the most entertaining post I have read since joining MFP. I can relate to quite a few of the replies. Thanks for the laughs, now back to work for me before I have a new one of my own :laugh:
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    That awkward moment when you're at the gym and this guy next to you is lifting heavy but he makes some strangely gutteral, erotic animal sounds and you get shivers.

    What? He was cute! :laugh:
  • When your husband finds out you had coffee with a stranger you met on Craigslist.

    Thats not awkward, thats deserved.

    You should check the exercise database...I'm pretty sure they have a calorie burn listed under "Jumping to conclusions." Nicely done!