How old should a baby be before I start him on shakeology?

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    But it has special nutrients designed for babies! Yeah. That you could never find anywhere else ever!! It makes their skin glow, you can't put a price on that. Though we have. $3,000 a month sounds about right. Unless you'd like to pim...sell shakeology too...
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    NEVER shakeology a baby.
    AWESOME!!!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Contrary to everyone else, I'm thinking, please be serious, please be serious, please be serious!
  • ShannonECTD
    ShannonECTD Posts: 203 Member
    There i no need to feed a baby or really anyone Shakeology. It tastes good yes but there are other less expensive ways to make sure your kid grows up healthy.... like feeding him real food, and when it's old enough start em on a multi vitamin for kids. Make sure youre preparing good food like salmon for the DHAs and omega 3s, lots of fruit and veggies and lean protein and complex carbs is all you need.
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    Phew. Sure am glad I posted this. I almost made a terrible mistake apparently. because shakeology is really expensive.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor

    The lady from the man boobs thread yesterday would :heart: that!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?

    You're way too late. You should have started at the moment he shot out of the birth canal.

    He is doomed to a life getting sand kicked in his face.
  • BarackMeLikeAHurricane
    BarackMeLikeAHurricane Posts: 3,400 Member
    Make sure you start him on phentermine as well. It will help him lose that flabby "baby fat."
  • ncahill77
    ncahill77 Posts: 501 Member
    I mix equal parts breast milk and vodka for breakfast while substituting whiskey for dinner, it really helps him sleep well and cuts back on the total calories.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
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  • jaxxie
    jaxxie Posts: 576 Member
    See the Honey BOO BOO diet.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    breast milk is the best supplement ever for a baby! EVER
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
    lol

    i came in with the intention of telling a parent that they deserve to be punched in the head.

    trolling at its finest
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor


    that chick that liked man boobs is on the beta team
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,032 Member
    I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?
    I hear it's best to start them on Shakeology before birth..

    oh ppl, please, you KNOW the OP is joking, surely you know they aren't serious... it's a play on shakeology...

    OMG... to think so many took it seriously.. yes it's not in the proper category for kidding around but.......... :wink:
  • simplydelish2
    simplydelish2 Posts: 726 Member
    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.
  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
    But it has special nutrients designed for babies! Yeah. That you could never find anywhere else ever!! It makes their skin glow, you can't put a price on that. Though we have. $3,000 a month sounds about right. Unless you'd like to pim...sell shakeology too...

    I hear that you shouldn't even give babies their shots either.... Thats what I am doing.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    And make sure he's lift'n HEAVY!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    It's never too early. In fact, it will save them a lot of trouble growing up if they never have to bother with whole food. Just teet-->shakeology-->ensure. None of us would be here trying to lose weight if we never got mixed up with solid food.
  • gp79
    gp79 Posts: 1,799 Member
    Sounds like something Borat would say.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    What I want to know is how many PMs you've gotten from Beachbody "coaches" offering to sell you their wares as a result of this thread. :bigsmile:
  • butterfli7o
    butterfli7o Posts: 1,319 Member
    Great idea. I heard Body by Vi is coming out with baby formula.
  • hsmaldo
    hsmaldo Posts: 115 Member
    But it has special nutrients designed for babies! Yeah. That you could never find anywhere else ever!! It makes their skin glow, you can't put a price on that. Though we have. $3,000 a month sounds about right. Unless you'd like to pim...sell shakeology too...

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    "you can't put a price on that"


    This thread is awesome...I needed a laugh!!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Secretly waiting for "baby in a blender" jokes I'm afraid to make myself
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    I am afraid you missed the window. You MUST start by 4 months if you really want it to be effective.
  • derekj222
    derekj222 Posts: 370 Member
    Do you him to get diagnosed with scurvy?
  • bridgelene
    bridgelene Posts: 358 Member
    as if the OP wasn't hilarious enough itself to MAKE this thread, somehow the comments are just as funny!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3O9OKB9Ibk

    Breaking news! YouTube says some people are idiots!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Does your baby even lift?
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