How old should a baby be before I start him on shakeology?

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  • fit_spired_vicky
    fit_spired_vicky Posts: 152
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    Lol @ all those terryfied parrents
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


    It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:

    Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

    Edited for typo

    Its just a joke. Though the OP shoulda made this in Chit chat section to make the joke more obvious that it is a joke, even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    You should also make sure you only feed your kid milk that is certain to contain BGH. Giving your kid HGH without a prescription is illegal, but the BGH in milk can add an extra inch or 2 to the kid. Supplements, BGH and Lift Heavy .. grow yourself a football player.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


    It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:

    Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

    Edited for typo

    Its just a joke. Though the OP shoulda made this in Chit chat section to make the joke more obvious that it is a joke, even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor

    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
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    happy trollidays
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.

    exactly
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    Secretly waiting for "baby in a blender" jokes I'm afraid to make myself

    How do you get 10 babies in a 5 gallon bucket?

    a blender.

    How do you get them back out of the bucket?

    Tostitos scoops.

    there ya go.:tongue:


    and here's the pitch!
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    It doesn't matter what you do with your child. Once you get bored or fed up with it, they're biodegradable.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.

    exactly

    x2
  • claritarejoice
    claritarejoice Posts: 461 Member
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    It depends on how obese he is and how much muscle he wants to develop. I really recommend Herbalife though - it's much better.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.

    I recognize that, hence why I said even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor :)
  • extraordinary_machine
    extraordinary_machine Posts: 3,028 Member
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    Hey, I'm a BeachBody coach...message me if you want some free samples for your baby!!

    (TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!)
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    this thread made me snort, lol.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
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    It depends on how obese he is and how much muscle he wants to develop. I really recommend Herbalife though - it's much better.

    Well, my baby puts the fat in baby fat!

    I've got some of my pee stored up from when I was pregnant (I just peed in a jar for 9 months and put it all in a closet). Maybe I should start mixing some of that in so he gets the added benefit of HCG? :laugh:
  • libbymcbain
    libbymcbain Posts: 206 Member
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    I am a researcher for a TV documentary on "Shakeology Baby Syndrome", a new medical phenomenon confounding paediatricians across the globe. If you have experienced this syndrome, or if you have strong views on this appalling new medical condition, please get in touch to share your experiences and opinions.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    It doesn't matter what you do with your child. Once you get bored or fed up with it, they're biodegradable.

    Isn't everything, Eventually?
  • claritarejoice
    claritarejoice Posts: 461 Member
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    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.

    Yeah see, this is bad advice because I don't want to have to play with my kid. I really don't want them to be happy either. Thanks for trying though.
  • NeverGivesUp
    NeverGivesUp Posts: 960 Member
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    that stuff shouldn't even be for an adult. Sorry this is a crazy post, I hope you're not serious.
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
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    Nice!! :laugh:
  • 2BeFit4Jesus
    2BeFit4Jesus Posts: 97
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    Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    and yet single men with no children are expected to be the biggest market for it....

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