How old should a baby be before I start him on shakeology?

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  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    This thread made my day!!!
  • SweetxCatastrophe
    SweetxCatastrophe Posts: 593 Member
    Start ASAP! You can even put it in this! I got my sister one for my newborn nephew and she loves it

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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    the easiest and best path to keeping your child healthy is Duct tape and a dove crate. they make them in all sizes so as your baby grows so can the crate. they can drink all the water they can get out of the hampered bottle, run on those wheel, and eat whole grain well balanced pellets. on top of that I can promise your child won't get bullied, injured, kidnapped, assaulted, or in trouble. tale some time to think about it
  • Maddalen101
    Maddalen101 Posts: 307 Member
    My eyebrows went WAAAAAAY up.
    What are you THINKING????
    Just feed the tyke food.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    taunto!
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Yes . . Shakeology and make sure the baby lifts heavy.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Start ASAP! You can even put it in this! I got my sister one for my newborn nephew and she loves it

    Screenshot_2012-12-20-11-05-24-1.png

    FINALLY someone has figured out how to make lazy-*kitten* babies do stuff for themselves!
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    oops.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Phew. Sure am glad I posted this. I almost made a terrible mistake apparently. because shakeology is really expensive.


    Yes it is...you should try something cheaper from Walmart or something. Besides, babies don't know better and since they are switching to solids may enjoy the clumps.
  • 2BeFit4Jesus
    2BeFit4Jesus Posts: 97
    I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?

    Ohhh. For a minute I thought you were asking at what age you should turn your baby into a protein shake. My mistake. The answer for that by the way would be 6 months. Lots of mass at that age and the bones haven't started fusing yet.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor
    Great!
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?

    Ohhh. For a minute I thought you were asking at what age you should turn your baby into a protein shake. My mistake. The answer for that by the way would be 6 months. Lots of mass at that age and the bones haven't started fusing yet.

    A good juicer will take care of the bones regardless of age....
  • astrampe
    astrampe Posts: 2,169 Member
    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


    It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


    It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:

    Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

    Edited for typo
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
    I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?

    Neither!
  • dakitten2
    dakitten2 Posts: 888 Member
    I really hope this is a holiday troll.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    This has to be a joke....trust me my 10 month old eats like his dad, and I am happy for that.
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    It really depends on which program you have the baby on. Insanity? TurboFire? P90X? I think Insanity or TurboFire would be better because you should be focusing on getting rid of the baby fat.
  • fit_spired_vicky
    fit_spired_vicky Posts: 152
    Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Abstraktimus
    Abstraktimus Posts: 213 Member
    what..
  • fit_spired_vicky
    fit_spired_vicky Posts: 152
    Lol @ all those terryfied parrents
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


    It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:

    Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

    Edited for typo

    Its just a joke. Though the OP shoulda made this in Chit chat section to make the joke more obvious that it is a joke, even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    You should also make sure you only feed your kid milk that is certain to contain BGH. Giving your kid HGH without a prescription is illegal, but the BGH in milk can add an extra inch or 2 to the kid. Supplements, BGH and Lift Heavy .. grow yourself a football player.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

    The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


    It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:

    Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

    Edited for typo

    Its just a joke. Though the OP shoulda made this in Chit chat section to make the joke more obvious that it is a joke, even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor

    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    happy trollidays
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.

    exactly
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Secretly waiting for "baby in a blender" jokes I'm afraid to make myself

    How do you get 10 babies in a 5 gallon bucket?

    a blender.

    How do you get them back out of the bucket?

    Tostitos scoops.

    there ya go.:tongue:


    and here's the pitch!
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    It doesn't matter what you do with your child. Once you get bored or fed up with it, they're biodegradable.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.

    exactly

    x2
  • claritarejoice
    claritarejoice Posts: 461 Member
    It depends on how obese he is and how much muscle he wants to develop. I really recommend Herbalife though - it's much better.

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