Favourite Family Guy quote/moment/episode

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    bump :bigsmile:
  • iloso
    iloso Posts: 156
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    "I like to watch her box" say Quagmire.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    McStroke is a great episode!
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
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    Lois: Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.

    Quagmire: Well ya know Lois, I gotta confess, when you called me, I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for. That's why I rushed over, but it's fine, it's fine, I'm happy to help.
  • nataliefamily3
    nataliefamily3 Posts: 190
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    I love when stewie beats up brian over the $50 from a bet. Wheres my money?? You have money for fake mustaches wheres my money? Lol
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    Cleveland: "Oh, Peter. That tickles me in a way that, if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say 'Oh yeah, that's nice...that's the spot.'"

    Also, anytime (Mayor) Adam West makes an appearance...because it's freaking BATMAN, y'all! Playing a crazy cartoon version of himself! What a good sport.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Ah these are some great quotes :laugh: I might just have to watch an episode or 2...
  • samantha1242
    samantha1242 Posts: 816 Member
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    "You ever just let your balls hang out B-ri? You ever do that b-roni? Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was bry?"

    "You can't have pie without cool hhhwhip. Cool hhhwhip goes on pie"

    "Brian. How do I know if I'm Jewish?" "Are you Jewish?" "No" "there ya go sport!" "Thank you!"

    "And truthishly we should accept that!"

    Any and all episodes that include "how's that novel you have been working on hmmmmmm"

    "Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
    Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
    Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
    Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!"

    The episode "chick cancer"

    I can't pick. It's all too good.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    "You ever just let your balls hang out B-ri? You ever do that b-roni? Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was bry?"



    This one!!! :laugh:
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    http://youtu.be/4mwCs6yOuUU
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    "Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi..the girl that's hard to get "

    "Cool hwhip... you can't have a pie without Cool hwhip "

    Oh..or the episode where they sing "some say love ". Peter has the beautiful singing voice of a chubby angel
  • QuietImperfections
    QuietImperfections Posts: 57 Member
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    Hmmm there's so many lol

    The episode when Meg is in love with Brian is still great.

    Any episode with Herbert.

    Peter: "Whatever kills me makes me stronger." xD
  • Stdavis53
    Stdavis53 Posts: 233 Member
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    Easily my 2 favorite....

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrENgtcq-0

    Red Bull time!!
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    I love when stewie beats up brian over the $50 from a bet. Wheres my money?? You have money for fake mustaches wheres my money? Lol

    Hahaha love this one
  • yesmikan
    yesmikan Posts: 98 Member
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    Anything with Bruce (lispy effeminate Southern guy), Herbert, or Consuela
  • ashleynicoled09
    ashleynicoled09 Posts: 38 Member
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    One of my favorite moments is when Peter goes to give Chris his frog. He opens the lid and notices the frog is dead and tries to throw it out the window. The window is closed of course and he painfully tries to pick up the dead frog using the box and the lid. Its soooo awkward and long. It kills me everytime.

    Cookie monster in rehab is hilarious.

    Kermit the Frog being a backwoods racist is hilarious.

    Gotta love it. :D
  • sullrico18
    sullrico18 Posts: 261 Member
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    Quagmire: You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    When Meg gets the makeover and they go on tour, very Brady Bunch haha
  • TheLongRunner
    TheLongRunner Posts: 688 Member
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    Mine is the episode from season 6's "Believe it or Not Joe's Walking on Air" where Peter was the personal grocery shopper for actress Jackée Harry. When she was on the show "227", one of her signature lines was to whine Mary's name.

    Peter: "Yeah, I haven't been this exhausted since I had that job as Jackée Harry's personal grocery shopper...

    A pallet? Am I reading this right? You need a pallet of chocolate covered pretzels. Where the hell am I supposed…what is this? A drum of grape jam? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in. Is that...look at this one. A desk of Cheezits? A desk...where are you getting these units of measurement from?"

    Jackée Harry: "Mary!"

    Peter: "Ha ha! That is still funny. Okay, you stay right here big, funny gal. I'll be right back with... a hammock of cake."

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