Favourite Family Guy quote/moment/episode

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  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    "Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi..the girl that's hard to get "

    "Cool hwhip... you can't have a pie without Cool hwhip "

    Oh..or the episode where they sing "some say love ". Peter has the beautiful singing voice of a chubby angel
  • QuietImperfections
    QuietImperfections Posts: 57 Member
    Hmmm there's so many lol

    The episode when Meg is in love with Brian is still great.

    Any episode with Herbert.

    Peter: "Whatever kills me makes me stronger." xD
  • Stdavis53
    Stdavis53 Posts: 233 Member
    Easily my 2 favorite....

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    and

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrENgtcq-0

    Red Bull time!!
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    I love when stewie beats up brian over the $50 from a bet. Wheres my money?? You have money for fake mustaches wheres my money? Lol

    Hahaha love this one
  • yesmikan
    yesmikan Posts: 98 Member
    Anything with Bruce (lispy effeminate Southern guy), Herbert, or Consuela
  • ashleynicoled09
    ashleynicoled09 Posts: 38 Member
    One of my favorite moments is when Peter goes to give Chris his frog. He opens the lid and notices the frog is dead and tries to throw it out the window. The window is closed of course and he painfully tries to pick up the dead frog using the box and the lid. Its soooo awkward and long. It kills me everytime.

    Cookie monster in rehab is hilarious.

    Kermit the Frog being a backwoods racist is hilarious.

    Gotta love it. :D
  • sullrico18
    sullrico18 Posts: 261 Member
    Quagmire: You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    When Meg gets the makeover and they go on tour, very Brady Bunch haha
  • TheLongRunner
    TheLongRunner Posts: 688 Member
    Mine is the episode from season 6's "Believe it or Not Joe's Walking on Air" where Peter was the personal grocery shopper for actress Jackée Harry. When she was on the show "227", one of her signature lines was to whine Mary's name.

    Peter: "Yeah, I haven't been this exhausted since I had that job as Jackée Harry's personal grocery shopper...

    A pallet? Am I reading this right? You need a pallet of chocolate covered pretzels. Where the hell am I supposed…what is this? A drum of grape jam? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in. Is that...look at this one. A desk of Cheezits? A desk...where are you getting these units of measurement from?"

    Jackée Harry: "Mary!"

    Peter: "Ha ha! That is still funny. Okay, you stay right here big, funny gal. I'll be right back with... a hammock of cake."
  • KrayKira
    KrayKira Posts: 230
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsMaBta4SxI

    DONE!

    We do this all the time at random moments.. lol
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsMaBta4SxI

    DONE!

    We do this all the time at random moments.. lol

    Arghh what was the actual film he walked out of?
  • KrayKira
    KrayKira Posts: 230
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsMaBta4SxI

    DONE!

    We do this all the time at random moments.. lol

    Arghh what was the actual film he walked out of?

    First he says "I even made it through half of failure to launch" then it was a cut away to him watching Failure to Launch and halfway through he stands up and says hes done
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsMaBta4SxI

    DONE!

    We do this all the time at random moments.. lol

    Arghh what was the actual film he walked out of?

    First he says "I even made it through half of failure to launch" then it was a cut away to him watching Failure to Launch and halfway through he stands up and says hes done

    ahh thats it! :bigsmile: thanks!
  • Christabelle79
    Christabelle79 Posts: 80 Member
    Peter: Buttscratcher!!!
    Lois: Peter no!
    Peter: Butt scratcher!
    Lois: Peter no!
    Peter: :sadface: butt scratcher.
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
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  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
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    Yeah! Look! The giant chicken is Boba Fett.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    The Fat Guy Strangler was also a great episode!
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fAnvFocGFA


    GEEEEERRRRDDEEEEEEWWWWSSHHSHH

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  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    i like the one when they get consuela as the housekeeper, and she refuses to leave because it's raining..."noooooooo, i stay".

    and herbert.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    Peter: "Hotel Maid Wanted." Aw, sweet! I could do that!
    [cut to Peter at a motel dressed as a maid, pushing a trolly of cleaning supplies. He stops at a door and knocks]
    Peter [in foreign accent]: Housekeeping. [no answer. He knocks again] Housekeeping.
    Man [from inside]: Come back later, please.
    Peter: Housekeeping?
    Man: Not now.
    Peter: [sternly] Housekeeping.
    Man: Go away!
    Peter: I come in anyway?
    Man: No! Go away!
    Peter: I come in anyway. [inserts a key in the door and opens it. Inside are a couple having sex]
    Woman: Oh, my God!
    Man: I said no!
    Peter: Okay, I clean?
    Man: No! Get outta here!
    Peter: I clean now?
    Man: No!
    Peter: I stay and watch?
    Man: No!
    Peter: I get involved?
    Man: What?
    Peter: I get involved with lady? [her eyes pop open]
    Man: W... w... [to the woman] what do you think?
    Woman: Turn around. [Peter turns a full 360°] I don't think so.
    Peter: Okay. You lend me money?
    Man: No.
    Peter: You drive my grandmother to doctor's appointment?
    Man: No! No, I'm not doing that.
    Peter: I stick finger in your mouth? [pause of silence] Housekeeping?
    Man: Okay.
    Peter: Okay.
  • 05HeatherLouise05
    05HeatherLouise05 Posts: 178 Member
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    Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Spiderman, Spiderman/ Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQezGluzMh0
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
    Robert E. Lee at Appomattox Courthouse: "OK no more slaves.. But you CAN'T make us read BOOKS!"
  • nbhobbes
    nbhobbes Posts: 284
    My personal favorite is the bluegrass banjo song that Stewie does with the jug band..


    Warm out today
    Warm yesterday
    Even warmer today

    Met her on my CB
    Said her name was Mimi
    Sounded like an angel come to Earth
    But when I went to meet her
    Man you shoulda seen her
    Twice as tall as me three times the girth

    Oh my fat baby loves to eat
    A big ol' Budda belly and
    Her breasts swing past her feet
    My fat baby loves to ea-eat
    My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat

    I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    My personal favorite is the bluegrass banjo song that Stewie does with the jug band..


    Warm out today
    Warm yesterday
    Even warmer today

    Met her on my CB
    Said her name was Mimi
    Sounded like an angel come to Earth
    But when I went to meet her
    Man you shoulda seen her
    Twice as tall as me three times the girth

    Oh my fat baby loves to eat
    A big ol' Budda belly and
    Her breasts swing past her feet
    My fat baby loves to ea-eat
    My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat

    I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!

    I love this one! especially the backing singers "girth" haha
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    When Peter has a stroke because of all the McBurger Town burgers he inhaled, and he says "I hate being all stroky!"

    Kills me every single time!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    When Peter has a stroke because of all the McBurger Town burgers he inhaled, and he says "I hate being all stroky!"

    Kills me every single time!

    When he traps his "stroke arm" in the car door :laugh:
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    Brian Griffin: [answers phone] Hello?
    Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, it's me. I got a question for you. Herbert and I are playing Scattergories. Would you count Nyquil as a beverage? No, right?
    Brian Griffin: No.
    Stewie Griffin: Yea, not gonna fly, old man. Thanks Brian
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    Peter saying the catch phase from the game show, Press Your Luck-

    "No whammy, no whammy, no whammy, STOP!"

    But the all time fave is Peter running home and skinning his knee.

    "Ahhhhhh....Ahhhhh....Ahhhh....Ohhhhhh....Ahhhhhh...."
  • crobinson0923
    crobinson0923 Posts: 57
    brian- " you're eating hair!" .... " i was eating meg's hair pie"


    stewie asking brian to shave his coin purse

    lots of good moments
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