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  • starrisonmclennon
    starrisonmclennon Posts: 64 Member
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    i love so many episodes but probably when consuela is working for the griffins and she says "nooo, i stay" or she says to chris "you fat keep you warm"
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    "Dance with me Lois! Dance the dance of life!"

    "A desk of cheezits?? Where are you getting these units of measurements from?"

    Stewie, to the toilet "Get a job!"

    "Hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now... Game over for you" (not quite right but close enough)
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    When Peter has a stroke because of all the McBurger Town burgers he inhaled, and he says "I hate being all stroky!"

    Kills me every single time!

    When he traps his "stroke arm" in the car door :laugh:

    Bahahahahahaha!!!!
  • Crystal82186
    Crystal82186 Posts: 24 Member
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    http://youtu.be/cx0KSqKOzUE

    Any episode with the bee, I love the Mayor Bee one though!

    "Free honey for everybody!"
  • anels449
    anels449 Posts: 3,187 Member
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    Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
    Brian: What are you talking about?
    Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
    Brian: Heard what?
    Stewie: Brian, don't!

    Gets me every time. :D
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    "Dance with me Lois! Dance the dance of life!"

    "A desk of cheezits?? Where are you getting these units of measurements from?"

    Stewie, to the toilet "Get a job!"

    "Hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now... Game over for you" (not quite right but close enough)

    :laugh:
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    When Peter has a stroke because of all the McBurger Town burgers he inhaled, and he says "I hate being all stroky!"

    Kills me every single time!

    When he traps his "stroke arm" in the car door :laugh:

    Bahahahahahaha!!!!

    I think he was singing "it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" at the same time as driving hahaha god, I adore Peter :love:
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
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    i remember laughing so hard in the episode where Peter gets the golden ticket, runs home and then trips on the sidewalk and sits there saying ooooowww for a good full minute or two.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
    Brian: What are you talking about?
    Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
    Brian: Heard what?
    Stewie: Brian, don't!

    Gets me every time. :D

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    i remember laughing so hard in the episode where Peter gets the golden ticket, runs home and then trips on the sidewalk and sits there saying ooooowww for a good full minute or two.

    owwwwww then the inhaling sssss noise hahaha
  • Rachlmale
    Rachlmale Posts: 640 Member
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    You call those cheap implants boobs?! Those aren't boobs! They're lies!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    It's a wonderful day for pie :bigsmile:
  • sarahmichelle91xx
    sarahmichelle91xx Posts: 113 Member
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    The one where meg goes to jail, it's hilarious!
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
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    banned simpsons gag on FG

    http://www.johnnyfirecloud.com/?p=1581
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
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    BUMP
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
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    ANy of the chicken fights!
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Gary Busey: "How'm I doin' today, Gary Busey?"

    Reflection: "You're doin' great!"

    Gary Busey: "Good! Then I'll keep it up!"

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I'll be honest FG isnt my favorite. I like Aqua Teen, but...

    The episode where Peter makes his book Peteroritca and Betty White reads the book on tape and that guy goes, "Oh yeah, its getting hot in here. Better take my shirt off." That one scene cracks me up.
  • EEpling89
    EEpling89 Posts: 152
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    "Meg...who let you back in the house?"

    "Lois, you know how you've always wanted a real diamond engagement ring?" "Oh my god!" "That's right, I bought a horse!"

    When Peter forgets how to sit down. I laughed FOREVER.

    And a new one... "My wife is with child and about to give birth and I am with burrito and about to do the same."

    LOL! I have seen literally every single episode at least 5 times. Everything that happens in my life, I can reference back to something from Family Guy.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    LOL I forgot about this one. OMG that stupid old couch. Hahahaha they had to bring it! Brian was such a pal he carried all the way back to the falcon. Then when they try to load it!

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