Favourite Family Guy quote/moment/episode

starrisonmclennon

i love so many episodes but probably when consuela is working for the griffins and she says "nooo, i stay" or she says to chris "you fat keep you warm"

Mutant13

"Dance with me Lois! Dance the dance of life!"

"A desk of cheezits?? Where are you getting these units of measurements from?"

Stewie, to the toilet "Get a job!"

"Hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now... Game over for you" (not quite right but close enough)

KCoolBeanz

When Peter has a stroke because of all the McBurger Town burgers he inhaled, and he says "I hate being all stroky!"

Kills me every single time!

When he traps his "stroke arm" in the car door :laugh:

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

Crystal82186

http://youtu.be/cx0KSqKOzUE

Any episode with the bee, I love the Mayor Bee one though!

"Free honey for everybody!"

anels449

Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
Brian: Heard what?
Stewie: Brian, don't!

Gets me every time.

SwimFan1981

"Dance with me Lois! Dance the dance of life!"

"A desk of cheezits?? Where are you getting these units of measurements from?"

Stewie, to the toilet "Get a job!"

"Hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now... Game over for you" (not quite right but close enough)

:laugh:

SwimFan1981

When Peter has a stroke because of all the McBurger Town burgers he inhaled, and he says "I hate being all stroky!"

Kills me every single time!

When he traps his "stroke arm" in the car door :laugh:

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

I think he was singing "it's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" at the same time as driving hahaha god, I adore Peter

vice350z

i remember laughing so hard in the episode where Peter gets the golden ticket, runs home and then trips on the sidewalk and sits there saying ooooowww for a good full minute or two.

SwimFan1981

Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
Brian: Heard what?
Stewie: Brian, don't!

Gets me every time.

SwimFan1981

i remember laughing so hard in the episode where Peter gets the golden ticket, runs home and then trips on the sidewalk and sits there saying ooooowww for a good full minute or two.

owwwwww then the inhaling sssss noise hahaha

Rachlmale

You call those cheap implants boobs?! Those aren't boobs! They're lies!

SwimFan1981

It's a wonderful day for pie :bigsmile:

sarahmichelle91xx

The one where meg goes to jail, it's hilarious!

vice350z

banned simpsons gag on FG

http://www.johnnyfirecloud.com/?p=1581

mandy0688

BUMP

WorkoutWarrior76

ANy of the chicken fights!

Molly_Maguire

Gary Busey: "How'm I doin' today, Gary Busey?"

Reflection: "You're doin' great!"

Gary Busey: "Good! Then I'll keep it up!"

ldrosophila

I'll be honest FG isnt my favorite. I like Aqua Teen, but...

The episode where Peter makes his book Peteroritca and Betty White reads the book on tape and that guy goes, "Oh yeah, its getting hot in here. Better take my shirt off." That one scene cracks me up.

EEpling89

"Meg...who let you back in the house?"

"Lois, you know how you've always wanted a real diamond engagement ring?" "Oh my god!" "That's right, I bought a horse!"

When Peter forgets how to sit down. I laughed FOREVER.

And a new one... "My wife is with child and about to give birth and I am with burrito and about to do the same."

LOL! I have seen literally every single episode at least 5 times. Everything that happens in my life, I can reference back to something from Family Guy.

ldrosophila

LOL I forgot about this one. OMG that stupid old couch. Hahahaha they had to bring it! Brian was such a pal he carried all the way back to the falcon. Then when they try to load it!

EEpling89

My husband says his favorite is:

Herbert: Hey there, Mr. Muscly Arms, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl...
Herbert: Ahh, who needs 'em!

stepherzzzzz

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!

Lois: What!?

Stewie: Hi!

That's my ringtone lol


I think my all time favorite moment was...

"Hey Lois.....diarrhea!"
"Peter, I'm holding iced tea!"

SwimFan1981

"Meg...who let you back in the house?"

"Lois, you know how you've always wanted a real diamond engagement ring?" "Oh my god!" "That's right, I bought a horse!"

When Peter forgets how to sit down. I laughed FOREVER.

And a new one... "My wife is with child and about to give birth and I am with burrito and about to do the same."

LOL! I have seen literally every single episode at least 5 times. Everything that happens in my life, I can reference back to something from Family Guy.

You are me :flowerforyou:

SwimFan1981

I guess the only thing left to do is finish this sentence uninterru

Nessiechickie

"Find your penis for a dollars! Find your penis!" - Stewie

00sarah

Brian: "you're like a black woman in hindsight"

Cut away to the black ladies in the salon...

"mmmm hmmmm.... I told ya so. Didn't I tell you? Mmmhmmm. I told you that was going to happen, and what just happened? And when did I tell you? Mmmhmm a long time ago."

DenyseMarieL

I admit I'm a closet Family Guy lover! the stupider the better.

The scene where Peter hurts his leg and sit there for, like, ten minutes, rocking back and forth in pain. I do believe Lois does the same thing in either a future episode, or later in that one, and I think it was her boob.
lol

LauraMacNCheese

SwimFan1981

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!

SwimFan1981

DEATH!!!