FR Messages

MidwestAngel

What are some of the funniest or most off the wall messages you have received with a FR?

Just got this one: "hi girlfriend! Strong lookin' leg ya got there!"

BackTatJIM

If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

taunto

Really? THAT was the most off the wall FR you got?

holeshottdr

I always start mine out with:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting...


Instant Accept!
:bigsmile:

MidwestAngel

Really? THAT was the most off the wall FR you got?

Calm down, that was just the most recent one Taunto. Yours definitely gets the award for most off the wall :flowerforyou:

1ConcreteGirl

I've gotten some weird ones. A few:

"Add only if u r serious about fitness or want an online workout buddy. Else have a good day." (Err... wtf, you're the one who added me.)

"Add me to make sweet, sweet love." (Would have been funny if I knew who it was... nope, some random weirdo.)

jofjltncb6

I wish MFP kept the FR messages...like in a folder in your inbox. I've gotten some bizarre ones, but don't remember the details.

_crafty_

I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!

Windy_

My FR to skitty was legen....wait for it....dary.

Tw1zzler

I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

Alex_is_Hawks

I always start mine out with:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting...


Instant Accept!
:bigsmile:

now that I know you say that to everyone.....

olsondre

I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

Did you accept?

mandipandi75

I'll let you know when I get one.

Yanicka1

Ususally people like my FR LOL. I try it to make it as fun as possible.

_KATzMeow

I got one where this guy said "just by what I can see I give you a 7" was that suppose to be a compliment,............. DENIED!

Coltsman4ever

I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
And then I bust a cap!

JohnnyResets

I never recieve any funny ones but I try to send funny ones... for example a friend that obviously is/was a gymnast or something - "Wow you sure are bendy..." Or I love the ones women friends who are really succeeding and are showing a bit of skin... I LOVE complimenting them on that... "Your LEGS are driving me INSANE; great work!!" One friend had on her profile a reference to creeping friend's pages at odd hours, so I was like "go ahead and creep me out... I dare ya!!" For women, I try to be complimentary. I try to draw a line between that and being truly creepy LOL!!

For the guys, I'm more straight to the point "Dude, you're a beast" or my favorite was recently to a new friend who's a hockey player and is coming down from 260 pounds. I closed that FR with " but dude just think about giving someone a hard check to the boards at 260!"

Main thing I always fully read folks' profiles and try not to be crude or anything... we should all play nice. Folks that want to flirt, I can flirt but if not, that is very cool too... I alway try and remember what brings us all here.

Also did I say that I just overwhelm my FR's with wordiness?... :drinker:

MidwestAngel

I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
And then I bust a cap!

Man am I glad I sent you one instead

jackpotclown

I've sent some pretty good ones, but can't remember some of the better ones received...sorry \m/

_the_feniks_

I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!

Careful boys, she has a man. :bigsmile:

niknak2308

I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
And then I bust a cap!

Haha LOVE IT!

spade117

It is hard to remember them, but the weird and crazy ones are the better ones.

terra32903

I got one the other day from a 'gentleman' 20+ years older than I am telling me that he wanted to help me be the sexiest I can be as I approach 40. Really? Thanks! Cause every woman enjoys a guy pointing out she will be 40 in 3 years! <BLOCK>

_DaniD_

"Hi, I'm Jimmy. Wanna *kitten*"

Tw1zzler

I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

Did you accept?

erm... no.. maybe I should have!

sarahz5

I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
And then I bust a cap!

May I offer you a tasty beverage?

skinnyinnotime

If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

LOL I had to go look at your pics...don't worry it didn't have the same affect on me : )

jr1985

I don't think I've gotten any weird ones yet... Now I feel left out.. Here's your chance people!

iAMsmiling

My favorite unusual FR message to use it: "Friend me. It'll make it much easier for me to stalk you in the forums."

EmilyOfTheSun

Well I didn't receive this one...I sent it. "Reason for FR = Honestly, I just wanna stalk your pics." And it got accepted, WOOT!

Yeller_Sensation

Not off the wall but it made me LOL for real when I got the FR an hour ago:

"For the Horde! "