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MidwestAngel
MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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What are some of the funniest or most off the wall messages you have received with a FR?

Just got this one: "hi girlfriend! Strong lookin' leg ya got there!"
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  • BackTatJIM
    BackTatJIM Posts: 1,140 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Really? THAT was the most off the wall FR you got? :D
  • holeshottdr
    holeshottdr Posts: 364 Member
    I always start mine out with:

    Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting...


    Instant Accept!
    :bigsmile:
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Really? THAT was the most off the wall FR you got? :D

    Calm down, that was just the most recent one Taunto. Yours definitely gets the award for most off the wall :flowerforyou:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I've gotten some weird ones. A few:

    "Add only if u r serious about fitness or want an online workout buddy. Else have a good day." (Err... wtf, you're the one who added me.)

    "Add me to make sweet, sweet love." (Would have been funny if I knew who it was... nope, some random weirdo.)
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I wish MFP kept the FR messages...like in a folder in your inbox. I've gotten some bizarre ones, but don't remember the details.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

    I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

    I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    My FR to skitty was legen....wait for it....dary.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I always start mine out with:

    Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting...


    Instant Accept!
    :bigsmile:

    now that I know you say that to everyone.....
  • olsondre
    olsondre Posts: 198 Member
    I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

    Did you accept?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I'll let you know when I get one.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Ususally people like my FR LOL. I try it to make it as fun as possible.
  • _KATzMeow
    _KATzMeow Posts: 336 Member
    I got one where this guy said "just by what I can see I give you a 7" was that suppose to be a compliment,............. DENIED!
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
    tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
    the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
    And then I bust a cap!
  • JohnnyResets
    JohnnyResets Posts: 177 Member
    I never recieve any funny ones but I try to send funny ones... for example a friend that obviously is/was a gymnast or something - "Wow you sure are bendy..." Or I love the ones women friends who are really succeeding and are showing a bit of skin... I LOVE complimenting them on that... "Your LEGS are driving me INSANE; great work!!" One friend had on her profile a reference to creeping friend's pages at odd hours, so I was like "go ahead and creep me out... I dare ya!!" For women, I try to be complimentary. I try to draw a line between that and being truly creepy LOL!!

    For the guys, I'm more straight to the point "Dude, you're a beast" or my favorite was recently to a new friend who's a hockey player and is coming down from 260 pounds. I closed that FR with " but dude just think about giving someone a hard check to the boards at 260!"

    Main thing I always fully read folks' profiles and try not to be crude or anything... we should all play nice. Folks that want to flirt, I can flirt but if not, that is very cool too... I alway try and remember what brings us all here.

    Also did I say that I just overwhelm my FR's with wordiness?... :drinker:
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
    tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
    the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
    And then I bust a cap!

    Man am I glad I sent you one instead
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I've sent some pretty good ones, but can't remember some of the better ones received...sorry \m/
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

    I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

    I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!

    Careful boys, she has a man. :bigsmile:
  • niknak2308
    niknak2308 Posts: 315 Member
    I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
    tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
    the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
    And then I bust a cap!

    Haha LOVE IT!

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