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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    It is hard to remember them, but the weird and crazy ones are the better ones.
  • terra32903
    terra32903 Posts: 185 Member
    I got one the other day from a 'gentleman' 20+ years older than I am telling me that he wanted to help me be the sexiest I can be as I approach 40. Really? Thanks! Cause every woman enjoys a guy pointing out she will be 40 in 3 years! <BLOCK>
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    "Hi, I'm Jimmy. Wanna *kitten*"
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

    Did you accept?

    erm... no.. maybe I should have!
  • sarahz5
    sarahz5 Posts: 1,363 Member
    I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
    tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
    the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
    And then I bust a cap!

    May I offer you a tasty beverage?
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    LOL I had to go look at your pics...don't worry it didn't have the same affect on me : )
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
    I don't think I've gotten any weird ones yet... Now I feel left out.. Here's your chance people!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    My favorite unusual FR message to use it: "Friend me. It'll make it much easier for me to stalk you in the forums."
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    Well I didn't receive this one...I sent it. "Reason for FR = Honestly, I just wanna stalk your pics." And it got accepted, WOOT!
  • Yeller_Sensation
    Yeller_Sensation Posts: 373 Member
    Not off the wall but it made me LOL for real when I got the FR an hour ago:

    "For the Horde! :D "
  • BackTatJIM
    BackTatJIM Posts: 1,140 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    LOL I had to go look at your pics...don't worry it didn't have the same affect on me : )

    not gonna waste my time looking at your pics.... no offense. But I am glad that is the way it should be ! ;-)
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    My favorite unusual FR message to use it: "Friend me. It'll make it much easier for me to stalk you in the forums."

    true...you used that on me.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I have been told on several occassions that my FR was the best that person had ever received. I am usually borderline creepy/sarcastic in mine, because I figure it's a good first-level screening and if the person accepts me they will be better prepared for my friendship.
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    I've had some straaange ones but one of the weirdest was

    "Hi, I'm ____. Is it weird that I like sex?"
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

    I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

    I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!

    Careful boys, she has a man. :bigsmile:

    Don't let the smile fool you, my boyfriend is a f#cking bad *kitten* :love:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

    darn! why didn't i think of that?!

    next time.

    next time, for sure...
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Typical FR message...

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  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
    Havnt gotten any fun ones yet.....*sadface* lol someone send me a fun one :P
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    LOL I had to go look at your pics...don't worry it didn't have the same affect on me : )

    i dunno... those are some pretty awesome tats =) LOL

    Have not rec'd any funny ones... now i'm feeling left out =)
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
    I got one that said "Hey honey you were rude on the comments of a thread and I figured you need someone to cheer you up"
    No Thanks!!!!:laugh:

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