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  • BackTatJIM
    BackTatJIM Posts: 1,140 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    LOL I had to go look at your pics...don't worry it didn't have the same affect on me : )

    not gonna waste my time looking at your pics.... no offense. But I am glad that is the way it should be ! ;-)
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    My favorite unusual FR message to use it: "Friend me. It'll make it much easier for me to stalk you in the forums."

    true...you used that on me.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I have been told on several occassions that my FR was the best that person had ever received. I am usually borderline creepy/sarcastic in mine, because I figure it's a good first-level screening and if the person accepts me they will be better prepared for my friendship.
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    I've had some straaange ones but one of the weirdest was

    "Hi, I'm ____. Is it weird that I like sex?"
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

    I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

    I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!

    Careful boys, she has a man. :bigsmile:

    Don't let the smile fool you, my boyfriend is a f#cking bad *kitten* :love:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I got one once that was like 5 paragraphs of porn...

    darn! why didn't i think of that?!

    next time.

    next time, for sure...
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Typical FR message...

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  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
    Havnt gotten any fun ones yet.....*sadface* lol someone send me a fun one :P
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    LOL I had to go look at your pics...don't worry it didn't have the same affect on me : )

    i dunno... those are some pretty awesome tats =) LOL

    Have not rec'd any funny ones... now i'm feeling left out =)
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
    I got one that said "Hey honey you were rude on the comments of a thread and I figured you need someone to cheer you up"
    No Thanks!!!!:laugh:
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    I send out the BEST FR.

    True story. If you've never received one from me, you are missing out :)
  • Carrot1971
    Carrot1971 Posts: 272 Member
    I feel so lame..no interesting FR. :(
  • asamuels85
    asamuels85 Posts: 170 Member
    I start mine out as such: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
    tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
    the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
    down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!
    And then I bust a cap!

    YES!! ^^^
    :D thank you so much..
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
    Havnt gotten any fun ones yet.....*sadface* lol someone send me a fun one :P
    I just sent you one....:laugh:
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    I've had some straaange ones but one of the weirdest was

    "Hi, I'm ____. Is it weird that I like sex?"

    Well?!? What was your answer?!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I got a junk shot on Creepy FR Friday. And that was tame compared to the first request he sent.

    I'm not copping to whether or not I accepted.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    Did you add him?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I've sent some pretty good ones, but can't remember some of the better ones received...sorry \m/

    Is it better to give than receive?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i send really random ones. i figure it's fair warning. i'll blather on about waterfowl or the fact that there's a cockroach in the ad at the side of my page right now and it's freaking me out.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Mine are all pretty much the same:

    " You crack me up."
    "You remind me of my Dad."
    "I really like your beard."

    Where are all the creeper/stalker/perverted requests that I keep hearing about?

    What's wrong with me?

    Sometimes I just wanna be held.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I've sent some pretty good ones, but can't remember some of the better ones received...sorry \m/

    Is it better to give than receive?

    yes, yes it is.
  • ShmoozyQ
    ShmoozyQ Posts: 390 Member
    I never get fun request messages....*kicks rocks*
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    "Strong looking arms. Can I arm wrestle you?"

    That was probably the weirdest without being entirely creepy.

    I've also had some where guys have described what they'd like to do to me or have me do to them. One in particular wanted me to lick him like an ice cream cone. Oooooh....baby. No. Denied.

    Other than the pervs......... most of mine include them complimenting me on my eyes, if it's from a guy.
    And from the ladies, they usually mention my progress or something funny I said in the forums.
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    "TITS or GTFO!"

    oh wait!...you mean received!?...not sent? My bad....
  • jujulamb
    jujulamb Posts: 195
    Mine are all pretty much the same:

    " You crack me up."
    "You remind me of my Dad."
    "I really like your beard."

    Where are all the creeper/stalker/perverted requests that I keep hearing about?

    What's wrong with me?

    Sometimes I just wanna be held.
    Lol awwww you do crack me up quite often
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    From time to time Skitty will defriend me to send me a new friend request, it burns the eyes!!!!
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    "You remind me of Stifler from American Pie"


    It could be worse right?
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    From time to time Skitty will defriend me to send me a new friend request, it burns the eyes!!!!

    And I already regret writting this...I need bleach for my eyes...
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    I am jealous of all the weirdness - I get none of that lol
  • OlyOtis
    OlyOtis Posts: 70 Member
    LMAO, I have never gotten a friend request. I'm not hot, don't have abs, and am apparently uninteresting. However, the friends I requested are awesome. So, make my day, someone send me a strange friend request.

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