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  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    I never get any interesting ones...now I feel left out. Mine are usually about my ticker
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    erm never actually received on or crossed paths with a creeper ...is it weird I'm now feeling a little unwanted ?:cry: hahah
  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
    Just got the best one ever..."Wanna make bacon and eat it off eachothers backs?" lol yes please
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Really? THAT was the most off the wall FR you got? :D
    That's what I was thinking!
  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    i havent really had many weird ones..mostly creepy...
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    The weirdest one I got was 'If I ate as much as you, I would be a whale'.

    Probably true though.
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    "Saw you on the forum."

    Not creepy, but I thought it was weird. That's it? Lots of people see me on the forum and don't FR...

    ETA: Yup. Boring!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Strangest one I think I brought on myself lol... I had replied to a topic about fetishes.... I started getting FR saying that they had handcuffs and knew the best way to bite without leaving a bruise on the neck
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    "Show me your Bewbs".

    I think I got that one by mistake.
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    "what's you're sex fetish?"
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    "Show me your Bewbs".

    I think I got that one by mistake.
    Geez, sun...that's the one I sent you.
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    who do you think would win in a wrestling match between me and him! ME obvouisly since I had 80lbs on him lol
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    I'll shorten it for everyone...... "Wanna be my cherry pie?!"
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    "what's you're sex fetish?"

    That's funny for the question AND the spelling of "your".
  • Sublog
    Sublog Posts: 1,296 Member
    What are some of the funniest or most off the wall messages you have received with a FR?

    Just got this one: "hi girlfriend! Strong lookin' leg ya got there!"

    "Note"

    hmmmm, loloL
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    From time to time Skitty will defriend me to send me a new friend request, it burns the eyes!!!!

    And I already regret writting this...I need bleach for my eyes...

    yeah...that sounds about right **hands you the bleach**
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    Yeah.....

    then you woke up.
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    "what's you're sex fetish?"

    That's funny for the question AND the spelling of "your".

    Whoops. iPad, what can I say?
  • BackTatJIM
    BackTatJIM Posts: 1,140 Member
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    Yeah.....

    then you woke up.

    you mad??
  • Matt_Wilken
    Matt_Wilken Posts: 188
    "Do you come with a service plan?"
  • its_go_time
    its_go_time Posts: 263 Member
    If I get any FR's, it's a small miracle. If those small miracles contain a message, it becomes a giant miracle.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I never get any interesting ones...now I feel left out. Mine are usually about my ticker

    Is that a euphemism?
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    I can't really remember. Something about getting in a van. Then he asked me if his handkerchief smelled funny, and everything's fuzzy after that. But the candy here is excellent.
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    If I said it out loud I might get a strike ;-)
    Would look something like this: I want to add you because your ******** hot, and I want to ******* your ******. I really like looking at your pictures so I can ******** myself. ***was something along them lines ***

    Yeah.....

    then you woke up.

    you mad??


    Naw man.....just laughin.....
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    I have never gotten an overtly perverted friend request. I am doing MFP ALL WRONG!!!! :sad:
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    I've been *groped* in an FR message before and propositioned for sex.

    I used to get "nice rack" a lot. Not so much anymore though :grumble:

    I got one from a guy one time that said something like "You know you want to be on my FL so I'm saving you the trouble". srsly. doesn't he know who I think I am? HMPF!


    these were all from me
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    " Heres my number so call maybe"

    " Heres my email address if you wanna see my other profile pics"
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    I have never gotten a creepy or sexual request. I have sent one or two...or 50,,,but never received one......Maybe when I lose a couple more pounds...I am sure that will do it. :devil:
  • lilmisfit
    lilmisfit Posts: 860 Member
    I can't really remember. Something about getting in a van. Then he asked me if his handkerchief smelled funny, and everything's fuzzy after that. But the candy here is excellent.


    SO sending you a request now! :laugh:

    I got one from a creeper saying he wanted to lick me, after I responded to the thread about licking or biting your ice cream cone.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Sadly, I've never really gotten any fun FR messages. Here's hoping that someday i get something strange. :) I try to make my funny or at least eye catching. I sent one to Naughtybits (I think that was her user name), that she thought was so awesome she posted it on her feed as the best FR message she'd ever gotten.

    I also just sent out a couple of weird ones to people in this thread who were feeling left out. Just trying to be helpful when I can.
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