Colon Hydrotherapy
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There are much better ways to consume coffee!
Never understood why anyone would pay so much for a glorified enema. You can buy one off the shelf at CVS for a few bucks.
If you really want to be clean as a whistle, schedule a colonoscopy - at least you get a check up while you're at it.
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But OP wants his liver detoxified.
Can a colonoscopy do that? Yeah, I didn't think so.0 -
There are much better ways to consume coffee!
Never understood why anyone would pay so much for a glorified enema. You can buy one off the shelf at CVS for a few bucks.
If you really want to be clean as a whistle, schedule a colonoscopy - at least you get a check up while you're at it.
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But OP wants his liver detoxified.
Can a colonoscopy do that? Yeah, I didn't think so.
I donno man...I've had to prep for one once. I'm pretty sure all my organs left my body. No liver = no toxins! :bigsmile:0 -
Dude your colon doesn't need to be cleansed, it doesn't get dirty in any way you need to be putting junk up there to fix.0
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How did I miss this?
Sounds like a great groupon. Do you need other people to sign up with you? 'Cause I am SO IN.
Can I go in? :bigsmile:0 -
Sounds legit to me - just a few suggestions for you:
1) Make sure the coffee is ice cold, as your body will burn a whole bunch of calories warming it up to room temperature in your colon.
2) Don't count it toward your daily water intake because we all know that coffee doesn't have any water in it (the water magically disappears when you pour it over ground coffee beans) and you can't count it as such.
3) Drink lots of water afterward, 'coz coffee is this horriblez diuretic and it will suck all the water out of your body and leave you all shriveled up and dried out like a raisin.
Coffee needs to be served at 190. It's the law!0 -
I've had a colonoscopy! Lost 3lbs in about an hour. Highly recommended!
Seriously though, the doc found a polyp and removed it. Pretty glad I had it done.0 -
I say go for the gusto. Why not. Anal cleansing is great, coffee is great, the two together? WHY NOT?!?!0
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That made me laugh out loud!!!!0 -
The colon hydrotherapy only goes in about three inches and is very safe
ONLY 3 inches? Well forget that....0 -
there are much more fun things to put up there ....
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*sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....
ROFL! I'll never view those commercials the same - the song has changed for me forever! LOL0 -
The colon hydrotherapy only goes in about three inches and is very safe
ONLY 3 inches? Well forget that....
Are you married?0 -
Works best with 2 shots of espresso .......0
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How did I miss this?
Sounds like a great groupon. Do you need other people to sign up with you? 'Cause I am SO IN.
You are?
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