Serious question about milk

firstsip
firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
edited January 8 in Food and Nutrition
If I'm looking for a good protein, fat, immune system booster, should I drink human breast milk? I see people sell it online, and it seems pretty green (women don't produce as much methane as cows, or so I'm told).

Could I just mix it in a protein shake to disguise the taste?
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I hope your joking. Are you loosing your mind?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    no
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I hope your joking. Are you loosing your mind?

    Please only positive replies. I'm just here for support.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Well you know... technically ALL milk is breast milk. :huh:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I think it's a good idea. You're a really brave woman for being willing to step into new frontiers.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Drink Pregnant lady pee instead.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    My boobs are NOT your dinner buffet! :mad:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Why would you want to disguise the taste?? It's delicious (as long as it's fresh!) Also if you can make sure you get a good mix of foremilk and hindmilk because the colostrum is very important to a balanced drink. I didn't have that luxury because we have an 18 month old and he would always get first suckle.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    I've heard it tastes like the milk left over in a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    They make breastmilk ice cream! You can buy it online. I'm sorta curious to taste it, but the fat content is astronomical... :/
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I saw on a bravo TV show that there is a service in NYC for surrogate breast milk and you can get it in different "flavors" and micronutrient profiled depending on the woman's diet, etc. You can get a sampler menu to try the various flavors to see what appeals to you.

    Srs.
  • lasmit4477
    lasmit4477 Posts: 308 Member
    I heard hippopotamus milk is pink! Now that, that I think we should try! Just sayin'!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I hope your joking. Are you loosing your mind?

    Please only positive replies. I'm just here for support.

    ++++++
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    ................
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    I think it's a great idea. Cow milk was made for baby cows. It makes much more sense for humans to drink human milk. Plus, human milk is sweeter and tastes better than cow milk.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Why would you want to disguise the taste?? It's delicious (as long as it's fresh!) Also if you can make sure you get a good mix of foremilk and hindmilk because the colostrum is very important to a balanced drink. I didn't have that luxury because we have an 18 month old and he would always get first suckle.

    Colostrum is gone after the first few days, but yes, getting foremilk and hindmilk are a good idea for making sure to get the fat with the rest of it.
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    I would seriously question the quality of said milk- is it being pumped in a clean manner? Sterilized bottles? What is the diet of the milk provider like? And so on... Highly, highly, risky. That being said, my poor sleep deprived husband accidentally put some of my boob juice in his coffee shortly after my daughter was born. He said it tasted pretty good.
  • porkchop_13
    porkchop_13 Posts: 122
    is this for real?
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    I've heard it tastes like the milk left over in a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.

    Pretty close.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Colostrum is gone after the first few days, but yes, getting foremilk and hindmilk are a good idea for making sure to get the fat with the rest of it.

    How embarrassing. I clearly was talking out of my *kitten*. It looks like they have supplements though!
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  • Amanda_Gx6
    Amanda_Gx6 Posts: 320 Member
    I honestly think this is a question for a health professional due to risk of disease. You don't know if the breast milk your buying online has been tested for any communicable diseases. Be safe!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I think it's a great idea. Cow milk was made for baby cows. It makes much more sense for humans to drink human milk. Plus, human milk is sweeter and tastes better than cow milk.
    Stole the words right out of my mouth.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    only if you grind up prenatals and super double the dosage of the whole thing. doubling and tripling the whole thing
  • FineasEnferb
    FineasEnferb Posts: 9 Member
    Breast milk would be hardcore!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    My boobs are NOT your dinner buffet! :mad:

    Dibs on this one!
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    My friend has used her wife's breast milk in her tea a few times.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    is this for real?

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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Don't disguise the taste because it tastes good. And do make it into ice cream.

    One time I had a yogurt that said "Made with the milk of human kindness on it". So, I held the container in such a way that my hand was over the word kindness, held it up and said, "Look, this yogurt was made from the milk of human's, it says it right here!". It was hilarious watching the reaction of my husband (he was my boyfriend at the time) and our roommate. My husband's reaction was the funniest, though (he almost fell out of his chair).
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 930 Member
    Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    If I'm looking for a good protein, fat, immune system booster, should I drink human breast milk? I see people sell it online, and it seems pretty green (women don't produce as much methane as cows, or so I'm told).

    Could I just mix it in a protein shake to disguise the taste?


    It is great if you blend it with strawberries and a little crushed ice.
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