Is Bacon going to help me reach my goal?

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  • bethanyn311
    bethanyn311 Posts: 21 Member
    Ok I don't have time to reply to all of these since I am making chocolate chip cookies and about to devour them so I'm just going to say...

    BACON!!!!!!

    or not.

    whatever. i was just bored so thanks for the entertainment.

    And really I'm actually making V-day sugar cookies for my kiddos ;-) i just wish it was chocolate chip cookies for myself.
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    If you guys really want bacon you should try Morning Star bacon. It tastes just like real bacon I promise
    Real bacon tastes just like real bacon...I promise.

    yea it does. BUT so does fake bacon :-) and you aren't eating rotten flesh in the process

    "Rotten"???? Really? Now you're just makin *kitten* up.
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    If you guys really want bacon you should try Morning Star bacon. It tastes just like real bacon I promise


    I just lol'd. Keep telling yourself that, it sure doesnt

    I agree, why would you want to eat "Frankenmeat" when you can just have meat?
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    OP, if you really care about reaching your goals, not just saying you care, you need to stop half-arsing it. You need to triple that amount. Plus, if the only other food in your diet is Jack and Coke, you might think about making Coke Zero part of half your Jack and Coke consumption. It's a sacrifice, but your body will thank you and men will flock to the scent you produce.
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    If you guys really want bacon you should try Morning Star bacon. It tastes just like real bacon I promise

    I have this regularly - and although it has a bacon-like flavor, it does NOT taste just like real bacon!
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
    "Bacon on a salad is no longer a salad. Instead it's a game of 'Find the Bacon in the Lettuce'"

    And this is why we need a "like" button!
  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
    I want a bacon wrap for lunch now. Allow me to clarify. Not a wrap with bacon in it. No, I want Bacon wrapped in bacon.
  • MissLuana
    MissLuana Posts: 356
    I am already eating close to a pound of bacon a day and I'm thinking about starting lifting. Should I lift before or after the bacon? Is it a good source of protein?

    Depends, is your goal to be the high blood pressure and diabetes spokesperson? If the answer is yes, then you are well on your way! Wishing you continued success :huh:
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Bacon will help you reach ALL of your life goals.

    Words to live by.
  • FullOfWin
    FullOfWin Posts: 1,414 Member
    Cause eating meat causes the beetis
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    I am already eating close to a pound of bacon a day and I'm thinking about starting lifting. Should I lift before or after the bacon? Is it a good source of protein?
    Bacon IS the goal.
  • FullOfWin
    FullOfWin Posts: 1,414 Member
    I eat bacon, so I can work harder, so I can make more money, so I can buy more bacon, so I can work harder...
  • ethompso0105
    ethompso0105 Posts: 418 Member
    I want a bacon wrap for lunch now. Allow me to clarify. Not a wrap with bacon in it. No, I want Bacon wrapped in bacon.

    Had it once. Called Bacon Explosion. It was amazing.
  • Jodycnd
    Jodycnd Posts: 56 Member
    This has been one of the best topics in awhile. Usually I don't go past page 1 of a topic but this one had me go all the way through. I'm smiling at my desk.
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    I want a bacon wrap for lunch now. Allow me to clarify. Not a wrap with bacon in it. No, I want Bacon wrapped in bacon.

    Had it once. Called Bacon Explosion. It was amazing.
    :O !!!! from where?!?!
  • ladyluch99
    ladyluch99 Posts: 264 Member
    This has been one of the best topics in awhile. Usually I don't go past page 1 of a topic but this one had me go all the way through. I'm smiling at my desk.


    Me, too! :laugh:
  • BriskaPacojame
    BriskaPacojame Posts: 195 Member
    This has been one of the best topics in awhile. Usually I don't go past page 1 of a topic but this one had me go all the way through. I'm smiling at my desk.


    Me, too! :laugh:

    Me three!!
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
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    I LOVE THIS!!! :love: :love: :love:
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    How good is Bacon? To improve other foods, they wrap them in BACON! ...................... I rest my case.
  • porkchop_13
    porkchop_13 Posts: 122
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    THis^^
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    This is all quite hilarious. But . . . . is bacon really a good source of protein? Or, is it just a good source of fat? And, relative to lean meat or eggs, a lousy source of protein?
  • mattvandyk
    mattvandyk Posts: 50 Member
    If you guys really want bacon you should try Morning Star bacon. It tastes just like real bacon I promise
    Real bacon tastes just like real bacon...I promise.

    yea it does. BUT so does fake bacon :-) and you aren't eating rotten flesh in the process

    Maybe this is your problem. Properly served and prepared bacon is not rotten. Maybe you were just served a bad batch.

    I don't think so. A "bad batch" of bacon is a logical impossibility. It's science.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    How good is Bacon? To improve other foods, they wrap them in BACON! ...................... I rest my case.

    As sound logic as I have ever heard.
  • JAllen32
    JAllen32 Posts: 991 Member
    Not to be a downer....but I really don't get the excitement that comes up with people whenever bacon is mentioned. I like it, but I only eat it like once or twice a year maybe, if I have a taste for it out at brunch or if it's covering a date, which is a great easy appetizer to make.

    Do people just end up making it more and therefore liking it because it's super easy to make? I honestly can't remember the last time I ate bacon.
    I cover ALL my dates with bacon... ;-) ::rawr::
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    Depends, is your goal to be the high blood pressure and diabetes spokesperson? If the answer is yes, then you are well on your way! Wishing you continued success :huh:

    Bacon has no carbs. It's the perfect food for the diabetic.

    BTW, bacon won't help you reach your goal. It is the goal.
  • rshields9093
    rshields9093 Posts: 20 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.

    Shut your dirty *kitten* mouth.

    i'm a *kitten* to my husband only... and proud of it.

    You... charge him?

    that's a personal question.

    No, that's a loaded question.
  • itsjustdawn
    itsjustdawn Posts: 1,073 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.

    You should probably have some bacon. You'll be much, much happier.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    If you guys really want bacon you should try Morning Star bacon. It tastes just like real bacon I promise
    Real bacon tastes just like real bacon...I promise.

    yea it does. BUT so does fake bacon :-) and you aren't eating rotten flesh in the process

    Maybe this is your problem. Properly served and prepared bacon is not rotten. Maybe you were just served a bad batch.

    I don't think so. A "bad batch" of bacon is a logical impossibility. It's science.

    While it is difficult for the human mind to conceive of a bad batch of bacon, scientists are now theorizing that the possibility does exist at the extreme edge of the baconodic spectrum. On these "fuzzy edges," all sorts of strange things occur that defy the laws of baconality.
  • gingameister
    gingameister Posts: 125 Member
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  • itsjustdawn
    itsjustdawn Posts: 1,073 Member
    No it won't. Bacon is not good for you.

    look at this, great proteins sources : /http://flyygoldbikini.tumblr.com/image/40105642783

    Fail
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