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nicola312
nicola312 Posts: 23
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If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    is this a "put the toilet down" thing I don't know about?
  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
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    Lol, is it not the truth though, do you sleep furthest from the door no matter where the bed is x
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Welcome to this generation.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    It's where my guns are....and presently no other resides permanently on the other side.....TBC
  • TheNewJesse
    TheNewJesse Posts: 184
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    I am always closest to the door.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Yep because there are weak, they are all the same, they ain't what they used to be... etc totally srs

    Cool generalising post.
  • RekindledRose
    RekindledRose Posts: 523 Member
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    If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x

    Because his woman lifts and he doesn't, and he watches 'Dr.' Oz? LoL!
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
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    Stupid topic is stupid.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    HUH?
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    because the women in their lives all want to sleep closer to the bathroom.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    HA!!!
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    My boyfriend and I actually had this discussion...

    If an intruder were to come in and catch us by surprise they would get to me first, giving him time to react. If they got to him first they have a huge advantage.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x

    do you have a big life insurance policy ?
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    I'm an alpha male on beta blockers
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    I must be losing my sense of humor. Well, it's been a long week.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    cause i'd rather be near the bathroom. when ya gotta go, you gotta go!
  • starrchiild
    starrchiild Posts: 38 Member
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    because the women in their lives all want to sleep closer to the bathroom.

    lol'd at this
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,618 Member
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    If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x
    Cause that's where we keep the gun.:laugh:

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  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
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    lol, i just think men try and talk there way out of it, we heard a noise the other week, and he had the nerve to nudge me and said what was that, as if i was supposed to go and look lol
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    WHAT? Have you done a survey of the world?

    Mine doesn't.

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