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nicola312
nicola312 Posts: 23
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If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    is this a "put the toilet down" thing I don't know about?
  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
    Lol, is it not the truth though, do you sleep furthest from the door no matter where the bed is x
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Welcome to this generation.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    It's where my guns are....and presently no other resides permanently on the other side.....TBC
  • TheNewJesse
    TheNewJesse Posts: 184
    I am always closest to the door.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Yep because there are weak, they are all the same, they ain't what they used to be... etc totally srs

    Cool generalising post.
  • RekindledRose
    RekindledRose Posts: 523 Member
    If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x

    Because his woman lifts and he doesn't, and he watches 'Dr.' Oz? LoL!
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    Stupid topic is stupid.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    HUH?
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    because the women in their lives all want to sleep closer to the bathroom.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    HA!!!
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    My boyfriend and I actually had this discussion...

    If an intruder were to come in and catch us by surprise they would get to me first, giving him time to react. If they got to him first they have a huge advantage.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x

    do you have a big life insurance policy ?
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I'm an alpha male on beta blockers
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I must be losing my sense of humor. Well, it's been a long week.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    cause i'd rather be near the bathroom. when ya gotta go, you gotta go!
  • starrchiild
    starrchiild Posts: 38 Member
    because the women in their lives all want to sleep closer to the bathroom.

    lol'd at this
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,026 Member
    If the male is supposed to be the protector of the family, how come he sleeps on the side of the bed furthest away from the door x
    Cause that's where we keep the gun.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
    lol, i just think men try and talk there way out of it, we heard a noise the other week, and he had the nerve to nudge me and said what was that, as if i was supposed to go and look lol
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    WHAT? Have you done a survey of the world?

    Mine doesn't.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    My alpha male never spends the night...but should he I believe he would sleep closest to the door to avoid the pug that must sleep next to my head...and fart.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,026 Member
    Not to mention if a child has a nightmare, they wake up the first parent closest to the door.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
    :laugh:
    I'm an alpha male on beta blockers
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I ask my women to sleep on the floor. In my country, it is frowned upon to share the bed outside of sex


    Besides, it gets crowded with 4 wives and a man need his space
  • ncahill77
    ncahill77 Posts: 501 Member
    I sleep closest to the door and I can't stand sleeping on my side with my back facing the door, how messed up is that.
  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    My alpha male never spends the night...but should he I believe he would sleep closest to the door to avoid the pug that must sleep next to my head...and fart.
  • Erienneb
    Erienneb Posts: 592 Member
    My boyfriend sleeps closer to the door. As in, you can touch the door from where he sleeps. Mostly because I'm crazy and I HAVE to sleep on the other side because of how it feels....
    Also he's not the protector. I'm six inches and 80 lbs heavier with a martial arts background and my daddy raised me to know how to shoot.
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    hmmmmmmm......good question. My alpha male will have to sleep closest to the door. Noting that now.
  • WadeLam
    WadeLam Posts: 224 Member
    LOL, I actually sleep closest to the door, so I have no guilt. Phew! :)
  • nicola312
    nicola312 Posts: 23
    I sleep closest to the door and I can't stand sleeping on my side with my back facing the door, how messed up is that.
    You are just being prepared x

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