Alpha male
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My boyfriend sleeps closer to the door. As in, you can touch the door from where he sleeps. Mostly because I'm crazy and I HAVE to sleep on the other side because of how it feels....
Also he's not the protector. I'm six inches and 80 lbs heavier with a martial arts background and my daddy raised me to know how to shoot.
He tries to push me over sometimes because I do actually kick in my sleep. I'm sure he is just plotting an escape. Now I'm onto him!0 -
My wife sleeps closest to the door for several reasons:
1) It is closest to the closet for her,
2) it is furthest from the two outer walls, hence warmer
3) It is closest to the door so our 2 year old granson gcan get to grammy easier
4) Closet to the bathroom for she gets up several times a night to use it. She msut have a bad prostrate.:huh:
We both have weapons near us when we sleep. She a Remington 860 12gauge and a Clock 19
I a Bernelli M4 12 gauge and a Sig Suaer 220 .45.
Intruders will take fire from multiple directions if they are stupid enough to enter and die in our house.
Before any gun haters open their damn mouths, yes the weapons are secured so that any untrained children cannot access them.0 -
because the women in their lives all want to sleep closer to the bathroom.
Logical post is logical.0 -
My guy is closest to the door and the gun is on my side so he can delay an intruder and I can cap the intruders *kitten* :smokin:0
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I just make sure I huddle over my kill and bite and claw anyone that gets too close0
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I just make sure I huddle over my kill and bite and claw anyone that gets too close
Jeez...selfish much
ETA note for mods - Suns is a buddy..not insulting him.0 -
I sleep closest to the 12 gauge/buckshot. This happens to be between the door and my wife.
I'm also a light sleeper and accomplished skeet shooter.0 -
I just make sure I huddle over my kill and bite and claw anyone that gets too close
Jeez...selfish much
You're not validating my position as alpha male. I'm hurt. And angry. :sad:
Note for any concerned citizens: I'm neither hurt nor angry. Mildly amused maybe, but not hurt or angry.0 -
I sleep alone. Unless you include my karambit, that is always close by.0
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wow, there are so many replies about guns, they are just sooooo illegal, over there, couldnt imagine having one in the house never mind sleeping with one x
Where are you from that they are illegal?0 -
wow, there are so many replies about guns, they are just sooooo illegal, over there, couldnt imagine having one in the house never mind sleeping with one x
Where are you from that they are illegal?0 -
I just make sure I huddle over my kill and bite and claw anyone that gets too close
Jeez...selfish much
You're not validating my position as alpha male. I'm hurt. And angry. :sad:
Note for any concerned citizens: I'm neither hurt nor angry. Mildly amused maybe, but not hurt or angry.
*pats you on the head* S'okay. We know you are big and bad. *tries to hide the giggles* :laugh:0 -
I get up to pee way more than my husband. I always take the side closest to the door...0
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wow, there are so many replies about guns, they are just sooooo illegal, over there, couldnt imagine having one in the house never mind sleeping with one x
Where are you from that they are illegal?
I can honestly say that I did not know that. Interesting. Of course, they are trying to revamp the gun laws here, making one of the guns we own illegal :grumble:0 -
I used to do it because that was the side by the window that got colder in the winter. my ex can't sleep if she's cold0
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It's where my guns are.
^^^ This!!! And I also sleep on the side closest to the door anyhow.0 -
I just make sure I huddle over my kill and bite and claw anyone that gets too close
Jeez...selfish much
You're not validating my position as alpha male. I'm hurt. And angry. :sad:
Note for any concerned citizens: I'm neither hurt nor angry. Mildly amused maybe, but not hurt or angry.
*pats you on the head* S'okay. We know you are big and bad. *tries to hide the giggles* :laugh:
*rolls over for tummy scratch*0 -
I admit, I sleep closest to the door, but also closest to the bathroom AND I have a gun on my side that I DO know how to use!
I ain't sceered!!0 -
lol, i just think men try and talk there way out of it, we heard a noise the other week, and he had the nerve to nudge me and said what was that, as if i was supposed to go and look lol
Take out the trash and make him a sammich while you're up.0 -
I just make sure I huddle over my kill and bite and claw anyone that gets too close
Jeez...selfish much
You're not validating my position as alpha male. I'm hurt. And angry. :sad:
Note for any concerned citizens: I'm neither hurt nor angry. Mildly amused maybe, but not hurt or angry.
*pats you on the head* S'okay. We know you are big and bad. *tries to hide the giggles* :laugh:
*rolls over for tummy scratch*
ROFLMAO!!!!0
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