Worst pickup lines you've either used or had used on you...

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  • Tiffanie0407
    Tiffanie0407 Posts: 112
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    your name must be Mary because i would love to marry you
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    So I went on a blind date with a rather attractive young black man, about four years ago now. It went well, though he kept mentioning this other girl he was seeing (which was strange but didn't bother me) and seemed very pleased with himself and everything he was doing with his life.

    He IMs me a few days later:

    Him: If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
    Me: Purple, definitely.
    Him: (after a few minutes of silence) So, remember that girl I told you about? Want to have a threesome? ;)

    I blocked him like *snaps fingers* that. :P
  • meghan6867
    meghan6867 Posts: 388 Member
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    Some random at the bar one night :

    "Don't worry... I've had vasectomy."

    Seriously... :laugh:
  • pinky_pinkster
    pinky_pinkster Posts: 56 Member
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    Guy: wanna play army?
    Girl: what? um ok
    Guy: cool, I'll lay down and you can blow the f**k out of me

    Terrible really!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Can we go to the bakery you were made so I can pick up a cutiepie like you?
  • AmandasaurasRex
    AmandasaurasRex Posts: 325
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    I have a beanie that says HG on it (actually it's the one in my current profile picture)

    I've been known to say " I need a hug. All I'm missing is U"

    It's had mixed results.
    awwww! I would totally fall for this.... :wink:
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
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    I'm just looking for a tall blonde who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    "If you were a road, you would be super dangerous, cause look at those curves!"
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
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    At the bar and my boyfriend walks up front to get some pool balls. This idiot approaches me and says, "Was that your boyfriend? There's no way someone as good looking as you would date him!"

    Yeah....good job buddy. Try to hit on me by insulting the man I love and implying that I am shallow. Loser moron. I made him feel like a d*ck and he ended up buying my BF and I a beer.
  • runningfataway
    runningfataway Posts: 262
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    Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

    At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

    Bond. James Bond.

    I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

    Was your father a thief? 'Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.

    Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.


    Believe it or not, I've got some of these from online strangers with the office one an exception.
  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
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    Best compliment ever: "You're like 40 miles of good road." I have no idea what he meant, but he was so sincere.

    Don't people say "Wanna f***?" any more?
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    "I dig you and I want your number."

    Just kidding; I'm now marrying the guy who used that. IT MUST WORK.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
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    He didn't say anything. We had an eye contact moment while I was walking across the bar and when I came back to my table he was sitting in my chair waiting for me.

    I hate to say that it worked and I never meet guys in bars.
  • jagh09
    jagh09 Posts: 555 Member
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    How about, "Is that a mirror on your zipper? Cause I can see myself in your pants." Uggh!

    The simple and to the point is always better. Even better...start an actual conversation with a woman! Make her laugh and she's yours! :)

    I'm ashamed to say...this made me laugh out loud!
  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
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    I don't think I've ever had anyone use a line on me. I do get asked what I'm drinking quite often... My response is typically followed by a suprised look and an offer to get me another one.

    Real women drink beer. Dark, can't-see-light-through-the-glass, stand-a-fork-in-it beer. :drinker:
  • Rambo529
    Rambo529 Posts: 170 Member
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    A guy used this on me at the gym one day

    "On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"
  • robinmoore3
    robinmoore3 Posts: 22 Member
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    A guy asked me.. " do you believe in love at first sight?" Or do I need to walk by again? Bahaha I loved it and just laughed
  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
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    Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
    I do hear this one a lot. :laugh:
  • Wrench_N_Guns
    Wrench_N_Guns Posts: 2
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    15 year old kid: "hey baby I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock !"

    me: ". . . . . "
  • LKenn5
    LKenn5 Posts: 4
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    I was at a bar with my boyfriend.
    My boyfriend went to the bathroom for legit 10 seconds when this older guy comes over to me and says
    "Are you from tennessee...because you're the only ten I see"

    Gah!!!! I laughed histerically but the guy was so drunk he just laughed with me then walked away

    :laugh:

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