Butthurt

1235

Replies

  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member


    My 19yo wouldn't consider the Stooges punk....he would call that, "old crap". :)

    What does he consider punk? if you say "Green Day" i'm gonna laugh until I vomit.

    I sincerely hope you're close to a toilet, or have a bucket handy.

    I seriosuly covered my face and took a deep breath when I read this....

    You poor poor poor man....

    He's young. He has time to develop an awareness of what is and is not worthy of your precious life time.

    {hugs}
  • Akumu
    Akumu Posts: 120 Member
    i never heard of thigh gap before MFP
    i still dont care.

    Rofl
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
    I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    my old boss and hubby said my food was da bomb. I felt embarrassed for them. like how you would feel embarrassed for your parents.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.
    try douche nozzle and tw@t waddler.
  • emacb123
    emacb123 Posts: 254 Member
    This thread is funny
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I don't know about sayings/phrases, but I knew I was old the first time I said, "I just don't get music today." lol

    Or you just have a decent concept of taste and talent!

    What is it with that autotune crap?!?!?!?

    And whatever happened to guitar solos?!?! My 18-year-old cousin, who says he's a metal fan, acts like I'm crazy when I talk about guitar solos! I'm like, "Really? Are you sure what you're listening to is metal?" lol

    Exactly.
    \m/
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I don't know about sayings/phrases, but I knew I was old the first time I said, "I just don't get music today." lol

    Or you just have a decent concept of taste and talent!

    What is it with that autotune crap?!?!?!?

    And whatever happened to guitar solos?!?! My 18-year-old cousin, who says he's a metal fan, acts like I'm crazy when I talk about guitar solos! I'm like, "Really? Are you sure what you're listening to is metal?" lol

    My 19yo is into punk. My 13yo is into pop. Luckily, my 7yo has restored my faith in youngsters. He listens to a healthy mix of classic rock, old and new metal.

    Good for you for raising that 7 year old right! :D
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I don't know about sayings/phrases, but I knew I was old the first time I said, "I just don't get music today." lol

    Or you just have a decent concept of taste and talent!

    What is it with that autotune crap?!?!?!?

    And whatever happened to guitar solos?!?! My 18-year-old cousin, who says he's a metal fan, acts like I'm crazy when I talk about guitar solos! I'm like, "Really? Are you sure what you're listening to is metal?" lol

    My 19yo is into punk. My 13yo is into pop. Luckily, my 7yo has restored my faith in youngsters. He listens to a healthy mix of classic rock, old and new metal.

    Punk is cool too, yo.

    even the metal heads know it:

    http://youtu.be/SMNFOf-YgTY

    Oldschool punk is awesome.
    I'm sure there's a cooler word than awesome, but I feel stupid saying that old punk rock is "sick" or...what's that other one, "phat?" :)
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    My 19yo is into punk. My 13yo is into pop. Luckily, my 7yo has restored my faith in youngsters. He listens to a healthy mix of classic rock, old and new metal.

    Good for you for raising that 7 year old right! :D

    He heard "Seek and Destroy" playing in the car one day, and he was hooked. He introduces me to stuff that I wouldn't normally know about since I haven't listened to a radio station in years...got me hooked on Godsmack about six months ago.
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
    Groovy, far out, right on .... oh, wait a minute; wrong generation. Harsh realm.
  • nenacakesxo
    nenacakesxo Posts: 118 Member
    im 20 years old and apparently young people are saying "swerve". from what i have gathered, i believe it is used in the place of "Talk to the hand". i really dont know though. im also uncool :( lol
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    My son was out playing music live and I heard some of the kids in the audience say how "sick" he was... "That guy is SICK".... Well I was furious and was about to go give them a good piece of my mind when my son explained to me that "sick" actually means "GOOD". I felt way out of the loop.

    My teens just explained that one to me. i was p!ssed when my sons girlfriend said my new outfit looked sick!!! They informed me since I am" ancient" at almost 43 I don't know any of the " talk". Silly kids!

    "sick" was in use 20-25 years ago. i remember it being in common use during college... back in the days where you could say "dude" and have it mean like 28 different things, depending on inflection. :laugh:

    e.g.,

    "dude, that was sick!"

    I must have missed it then because to me sick always equaled illness.

    Yeah I remember "sick" being used too... As in "that beat was sick".
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.
    try douche nozzle and tw@t waddler.

    I personally like twatwaffle.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Groovy, far out, right on .... oh, wait a minute; wrong generation. Harsh realm.

    Don't worry. It's cool.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.
    try douche nozzle and tw@t waddler.

    I personally like twatwaffle.

    My personal favorite.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    haha love it. when my best mate and I would insult each other. twatwaffle was one of her favorites. crab monger was another good one
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.

    O love the D-canoe.

    New word from me was wagwaan. heard watching a Brit crime show. I was forced to look it up cuz it drove me crazy. apparently it means: what's up, what's going on, in current Brit slang.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    urbandictionary.com....it's EPIC! Which is one i hear all the time now. Reminds me. Ever watch Epic Meal Time on youtube?
    Do it.:drinker:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Okay, besides all the other crazy inappropriate junk going on in this thread that I'm going to just ignore, "butthurt" is actually a rape joke.

    And it's 100% not okay to joke about rape- it's offensive and insensitive to rape survivors and promotes treating this super serious thing with a casualness that's not okay. Essentially, joking about rape makes raping or being a victim of rape a joke.

    Stop using it people, seriously.

    Did you read that on the Internet?

    Butthurt is *NOT* a rape joke. It is in reference to how one's butt feels after it gets kicked. Metaphorically hurting after getting it metaphorically kicked, as it is commonly used today.

    No it's a rape thing. Sorry if you think you know but you don't. It's definitely a rape inspired phrase. Has to do with weird initiations and stuff.

    Anywho, I don't like the revival of "sick" it had it's time. I think "random" is overly used and also...um, randomly. I like words I made up during my mom brain phase like ironical and pornal. But that's not street. I hate ghetto booty, I love "dude" how it goes in any culture. I can't stand it when guys call my hubby "chief" or "boss". I feel like they just got out of jail, or like tattoo is about to fall out of the plane. Also annoying is "fabulicious" or any of those types of words. Wondering why oh why bi*tchen can't make a comeback...oh well in the meantime I will have to be satisfied to say "amazeballs" and see what reactions I get.
  • I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.
    Yes! Both of these! WHEN did this become a saying!? Someone I know heard douche canoe on the radio and has been using it relentlessly.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    I got introduced to Douche Canoe and @$$hat on MFP.
    Yes! Both of these! WHEN did this become a saying!? Someone I know heard douche canoe on the radio and has been using it relentlessly.

    I ADORE douchecanoe! I always hand out oars to people so they can row their douchecanoes up *kitten* creek....
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    I recently found out the word "Frap" was banned from my daughters middle-school class. It's apparently not just short for Frappuchino, but a pseudo-cussword combo of crap and the f-word. Oh, FRAP!
    Whaaa??? Mind=blown!! :huh:

    Ok so I just looked it up on urban dictionary. WOAH!

    I've heard it, I know it's dirty, but I don't know WTH it means lol
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Okay, besides all the other crazy inappropriate junk going on in this thread that I'm going to just ignore, "butthurt" is actually a rape joke.

    And it's 100% not okay to joke about rape- it's offensive and insensitive to rape survivors and promotes treating this super serious thing with a casualness that's not okay. Essentially, joking about rape makes raping or being a victim of rape a joke.

    Stop using it people, seriously.

    Good lord, I can assure you that 99.9% of people who use "butt-hurt" are not referring to rape in anyway. Calm down.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    # You are all getting old #
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    How about *kitten* *kitten* *kitten*??!!!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* FAPPINNNNNN'
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* FAPPINNNNNN'
    sounds like you need to give that vibrator a brake hun lol
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* FAPPINNNNNN'
    sounds like you need to give that vibrator a brake hun lol

    ROTF! " furious *kitten*, while biting lower lip"
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Awesomesauce!!