My wife is at it again

sunsnstatheart
sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I love mashed potatoes.
  • MartineCoppens
    MartineCoppens Posts: 41 Member
    Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

    Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.
  • zealousmissjj_wechange
    zealousmissjj_wechange Posts: 445
    Lucky *kitten* :laugh:
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Dat must be new mashed taters as dey r inbisible
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    This is sabotage at its finest...
  • 85klaudia85
    85klaudia85 Posts: 157
    make your own breakfast then? :)
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  • MadeInDR022
    MadeInDR022 Posts: 260
    Delicious!!! Steak and avocado couldn't possibly be bad for you....
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    Dat must be new mashed taters as dey r inbisible

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Dat must be new mashed taters as dey r inbisible

    They're under the bone-in Ribeye
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I think I see a piece of zucchini peeking out from under that massive meat thing she's trying to kill you with.

    Give her credit for trying. Not everyone is perfect.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    It's chauvinistic to expect your wife to make you toast. She should cook you whatever she wants and you should just be grateful that she's with you.
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    lol
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 575 Member
    Your wife is a keeper!
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Drool… I want some!

    Protein, healthy fat, looks good to me! (And a bit of starchy potatoes probably aren't too bad).
  • whitmars106
    whitmars106 Posts: 118 Member
    Your wife is crazy to be making steak and mashed potatos for breakfast. Those are some time consuming items to cook. And I really don't see how avocado fits well with those two? Regardless, you better have eaten what she cooked you, and just tell her in the future to not make something so heavy, or you'll start making your own.
  • chljlleal
    chljlleal Posts: 229 Member
    mmm steak!

    bit weird for brekkie I admit, just enjoy it
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Is she, by chance, taking applications for sister wives? i could be available...
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

    Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.

    that IS a healthy breakfast.




    does she like guests?!!?!?
  • MirinSerratus
    MirinSerratus Posts: 30 Member
    whats wrong here? protein,carbs, probably eat half the avocado and your good to go...unless your aimming 65 cal breakfast thats a good breakfast and adjust your macros accordingly
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Sounds good to me
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    and so I begin phase 2 of my nefarious plot to steal your wife.....
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
    You lead a rough life, sir.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Your wife is crazy to be making steak and mashed potatos for breakfast. Those are some time consuming items to cook. And I really don't see how avocado fits well with those two? Regardless, you better have eaten what she cooked you, and just tell her in the future to not make something so heavy, or you'll start making your own.

    lolwut????
  • fit921
    fit921 Posts: 92 Member
    :wink: Send her over, I am sick of dry toast
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Dat must be new mashed taters as dey r inbisible

    They're under the bone-in Ribeye

    Yeah I had to zoom it in but I see those little arms!
  • Amykbradley
    Amykbradley Posts: 3
    Say thank you.

    Eat some of the avacado and the meat, leave the potatoes and move on.
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    so what time is breakfast usually served?
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
    ummm...you sure it's not your anniversary or something?...
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Can I come and eat breakfast at your house?

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