My wife is at it again

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  • aj_31
    aj_31 Posts: 999 Member
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    That steak with some eggs would hit the spot! My husband would be thrilled if I made that for him. Although I think the potatoes are a little much.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Do you know where you credit cards are?
  • mcginger1
    mcginger1 Posts: 128 Member
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    Oh, you poor thing... :) She can make ME breakfast!!

    But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!

    But all I can make is pancakes, sausage, bacon and eggs. I always burn the toast.

    There's these amazing little electronic devices (quite reasonably priced, too), wherein you place bread into slots, push a lever down, and a minute later, the bread pops up perfectly toasted!! TA-DAAHH!!
  • KathrynCatlady
    KathrynCatlady Posts: 86 Member
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    That's actually a really good breakfast... maybe minus the potatoes. High in healthy fats, low carb, high in protein.

    Your wife loves you... that's what that breakfast says.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I'm pretty sure your wife hates you.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Where the funk is dessert?????
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    Just break up with her.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    poor potatoes.


    why o why do they get so much hate?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Your wife is crazy to be making steak and mashed potatos for breakfast. Those are some time consuming items to cook. And I really don't see how avocado fits well with those two? Regardless, you better have eaten what she cooked you, and just tell her in the future to not make something so heavy, or you'll start making your own.

    lolwut????
    "Do it my way or I'll do it myself!"

    It's a threat. Duh.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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    That looks delicious! Just enjoy it. Dry toast is for birds and people who are nauseous.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Steak and french fries is better!!!

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  • ilarrotta
    ilarrotta Posts: 160 Member
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    Humm.. eat the fish and leave the rest!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    You owe her. Make her dinner.
    Tacos and waffles.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    You owe her. Make her dinner.
    Tacos and waffles.

    Hellz Yeah!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    she's trying to sabotage you. maybe even kill you.

    here.... let me take that off your hands... for safety.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I can't believe how awful and mean you are! I try to keep all of my lustiness to the PM hours as I just can't get any real satisfaction until after work . . . and then you go and post this before 10 AM! So now I'm going to sit here lusting after your breakfast and wanting to eat all the cow until I can find myself in posession of a big slab of meat tonight.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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    If she loved you, she would have separated the avocado from its skin. What's for breakfast tomorrow, and what time should i be there?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

    Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.

    :laugh: ^^ this
  • paul7799
    paul7799 Posts: 98 Member
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    Eat it. Then have sex with her.
  • anarose13
    anarose13 Posts: 222 Member
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    why is she serving you dinner for breakfast? backwards logic?

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