My wife is at it again

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  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    Sounds good to me
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    and so I begin phase 2 of my nefarious plot to steal your wife.....
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
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    You lead a rough life, sir.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    Your wife is crazy to be making steak and mashed potatos for breakfast. Those are some time consuming items to cook. And I really don't see how avocado fits well with those two? Regardless, you better have eaten what she cooked you, and just tell her in the future to not make something so heavy, or you'll start making your own.

    lolwut????
  • fit921
    fit921 Posts: 92 Member
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    :wink: Send her over, I am sick of dry toast
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    Dat must be new mashed taters as dey r inbisible

    They're under the bone-in Ribeye

    Yeah I had to zoom it in but I see those little arms!
  • Amykbradley
    Amykbradley Posts: 3
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    Say thank you.

    Eat some of the avacado and the meat, leave the potatoes and move on.
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
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    so what time is breakfast usually served?
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
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    ummm...you sure it's not your anniversary or something?...
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    Can I come and eat breakfast at your house?
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
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    Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

    Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.

    that IS a healthy breakfast.




    does she like guests?!!?!?

    QFT.
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
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    I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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    Was there gravy? No breakfast is complete without gravy...
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    OP, WHAT ABOUT THE TOXINS?
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Your wife is a dilhole!













    Note to mods and anyone thinking of reporting me: This is a joke.
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
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  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
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    you call that a portion of steak?
  • mcginger1
    mcginger1 Posts: 128 Member
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    Oh, you poor thing... :) She can make ME breakfast!!

    But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!
  • chljlleal
    chljlleal Posts: 230 Member
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    Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?


    What is everyone else in the house eating that you want to eat more than that lovely piece of steak?
  • g0tr00t
    g0tr00t Posts: 192
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    Wow, mine won't even warm up water for my coffee...lol...oh well, all good, I like making my own food. She hates what I eat, so it works out well for the both of us.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Oh, you poor thing... :) She can make ME breakfast!!

    But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!

    But all I can make is pancakes, sausage, bacon and eggs. I always burn the toast.

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