My wife is at it again

Gallowmere1984

Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.

that IS a healthy breakfast.




does she like guests?!!?!?

QFT.

Countryboy_

I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

Was there gravy? No breakfast is complete without gravy...

firstsip

OP, WHAT ABOUT THE TOXINS?

Windy_

Your wife is a dilhole!













Note to mods and anyone thinking of reporting me: This is a joke.

RushBabe214

GuybrushThreepw00d

you call that a portion of steak?

mcginger1

Oh, you poor thing... She can make ME breakfast!!

But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!

chljlleal

Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

What is everyone else in the house eating that you want to eat more than that lovely piece of steak?

g0tr00t

Wow, mine won't even warm up water for my coffee...lol...oh well, all good, I like making my own food. She hates what I eat, so it works out well for the both of us.

sunsnstatheart

Oh, you poor thing... She can make ME breakfast!!

But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!

But all I can make is pancakes, sausage, bacon and eggs. I always burn the toast.

aj_31

That steak with some eggs would hit the spot! My husband would be thrilled if I made that for him. Although I think the potatoes are a little much.

iAMsmiling

Do you know where you credit cards are?

mcginger1

Oh, you poor thing... She can make ME breakfast!!

But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!

But all I can make is pancakes, sausage, bacon and eggs. I always burn the toast.

There's these amazing little electronic devices (quite reasonably priced, too), wherein you place bread into slots, push a lever down, and a minute later, the bread pops up perfectly toasted!! TA-DAAHH!!

KathrynCatlady

That's actually a really good breakfast... maybe minus the potatoes. High in healthy fats, low carb, high in protein.

Your wife loves you... that's what that breakfast says.

rml_16

I'm pretty sure your wife hates you.

BeeElMarvin

Where the funk is dessert?????

ArroganceInStep

Just break up with her.

Crankstr

poor potatoes.


why o why do they get so much hate?

rml_16

Your wife is crazy to be making steak and mashed potatos for breakfast. Those are some time consuming items to cook. And I really don't see how avocado fits well with those two? Regardless, you better have eaten what she cooked you, and just tell her in the future to not make something so heavy, or you'll start making your own.

lolwut????

"Do it my way or I'll do it myself!"

It's a threat. Duh.

WendyTerry420

I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

That looks delicious! Just enjoy it. Dry toast is for birds and people who are nauseous.

BeeElMarvin

Steak and french fries is better!!!

ilarrotta

Humm.. eat the fish and leave the rest!

scs143

You owe her. Make her dinner.
Tacos and waffles.

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

You owe her. Make her dinner.
Tacos and waffles.

Hellz Yeah!

maab_connor

she's trying to sabotage you. maybe even kill you.

here.... let me take that off your hands... for safety.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I can't believe how awful and mean you are! I try to keep all of my lustiness to the PM hours as I just can't get any real satisfaction until after work . . . and then you go and post this before 10 AM! So now I'm going to sit here lusting after your breakfast and wanting to eat all the cow until I can find myself in posession of a big slab of meat tonight.

MiloBloom83

I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

If she loved you, she would have separated the avocado from its skin. What's for breakfast tomorrow, and what time should i be there?

kandyjo

Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.

:laugh: ^^ this

paul7799

Eat it. Then have sex with her.

anarose13

why is she serving you dinner for breakfast? backwards logic?