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LauraMacNCheese
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The quasi-food recipes are the herpes of MFP…there is an outbreak almost daily.
Mashed up banana + egg does NOT equal a pancake…it is an omelet…a nasty, fruit-based omelet.
Mashed up banana + oats does NOT equal a cookie…it is some weird form of oatmeal.
Mashed up cauliflower does NOT equal a pizza crust…it is an abomination.
Adding buffalo sauce to cauliflower does NOT equal a buffalo wing…this too, is an abomination.
Please, please stop trying to make junk food healthy…if I want to eat a buffalo wing, I want a piece of chicken slathered in tangy BBQ sauce. If I want a pancake, I want something I can smother with syrup. If I want pizza, I want it to be on a crust made of gluten-filled goodness. If I want a cookie, I will drown a double-stuffed Oreo in a glass of milk (real milk…from a cow).
Splurging once in a blue moon is not a sin. I will not go to hell for it. I will go to hell for finding wildly inappropriate things hysterically funny.
Mashed up banana + egg does NOT equal a pancake…it is an omelet…a nasty, fruit-based omelet.
Mashed up banana + oats does NOT equal a cookie…it is some weird form of oatmeal.
Mashed up cauliflower does NOT equal a pizza crust…it is an abomination.
Adding buffalo sauce to cauliflower does NOT equal a buffalo wing…this too, is an abomination.
Please, please stop trying to make junk food healthy…if I want to eat a buffalo wing, I want a piece of chicken slathered in tangy BBQ sauce. If I want a pancake, I want something I can smother with syrup. If I want pizza, I want it to be on a crust made of gluten-filled goodness. If I want a cookie, I will drown a double-stuffed Oreo in a glass of milk (real milk…from a cow).
Splurging once in a blue moon is not a sin. I will not go to hell for it. I will go to hell for finding wildly inappropriate things hysterically funny.
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If I squeeze a cauliflower and it drips, can I log that as water?0
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I made this awesome taco once though that I"ll share with you but other than this taco I totally agree wtih you.
What I did was instead of using a corn tortilla because corn killed the Mayans and obviously all grains are fatal, I used a lettuce leaf. And then since beef is harmful because of that study by those chinese people I used clumps of cinnamon (it's really boosting on your metbolisms) but I clumped it up to really look like beef. And taco sauce is only like 10 calories if you use a syringe and just drip it on, so I added REAL TACO SAUCES and then some lettuce and omg it was just like eating a taco.
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I don't understand..if this is not hurting you or you don't wish to enjoy such..why complain why not just pass by the post. To each their own you know..
I for one am THANKFUL for the different options and personally love my cauliflower pizza crust among other variations.
I do allow myself to indulge however I prefer to choose a healtheir option to provide myself for better lifestyle habits if I can. I don't do "diets" - I don't believe they work but changing how I eat will last me a lifetime.
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Except that cauliflower pizza crust is da bomb. Srsly0
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Buffalo on boneless skinless chicken breast sauce is a yummy way to eat a boneless chicken breast, but it's not a "hot wing".0
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I made this awesome taco once though that I"ll share with you but other than this taco I totally agree wtih you.
What I did was instead of using a corn tortilla because corn killed the Mayans and obviously all grains are fatal, I used a lettuce leaf. And then since beef is harmful because of that study by those chinese people I used clumps of cinnamon (it's really boosting on your metbolisms) but I clumped it up to really look like beef. And taco sauce is only like 10 calories if you use a syringe and just drip it on, so I added REAL TACO SAUCES and then some lettuce and omg it was just like eating a taco.
thanks add me for motivation.
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This thread is coeliac-cist.
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IMo, there's nothing wrong with making your own "junk food" - it inspires creativity, can be eaten at a great volume/calorie, and can be palatable for people with allergies.
But it does become a bit of a nuisance when listed as a "healthy" alternative. Lower calorie does not equal healthy - end of story.
Each to their own; I'll still enjoy both store bought and homemade ice cream, because sometime I CBF prepping anything, and sometimes I'm in a creative cooking mood.0 -
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^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
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I have to agree with you but would not have posted due to my fear of getting flamed.
I also hate when people bump up these recipes without really knowing if they're any good.0 -
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^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
I agree:
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^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
I'm going to have to agree with this!0 -
I made that banana/oats "cookie"... I was really mad I wasted 2 perfectly good bananas!! :sad:0
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did you say Blue Moon?
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^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
OH. MY. GOD. I must make this for dinner. TONIGHT. *drools*0 -
Amen....anytime someone writes that " it tastes just like " I tune out...No....it doesn't!!! I did kinda like the califlower crust is ok but it wasn't low cal by any means...I could've had 1/3 of my Amy's pizza for the same calories & less fat!0
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I made this awesome taco once though that I"ll share with you but other than this taco I totally agree wtih you.
What I did was instead of using a corn tortilla because corn killed the Mayans and obviously all grains are fatal, I used a lettuce leaf. And then since beef is harmful because of that study by those chinese people I used clumps of cinnamon (it's really boosting on your metbolisms) but I clumped it up to really look like beef. And taco sauce is only like 10 calories if you use a syringe and just drip it on, so I added REAL TACO SAUCES and then some lettuce and omg it was just like eating a taco.
thanks add me for motivation.
Thanks! Now I know what to make for dinner tonight. The hubs can't accuse me of sabotage if I serve this. His metabolic rate will shoot through the roof!0
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