Please stop…I beg of you…

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I've always thought that MFP would eventually suffer a civil war type split. Perhaps "pseudo recipes" will finally be the tipping point.

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  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    Someone had to say it

    ^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:

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    You ate some of the bacon before you took the pic, didn't you??????:mad:
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:
    *****-slapped!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:
    *****-slapped!

    Did you just refer to me as a b*tch? Because that's a personal attack & prohibited by MFP forum rules...
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    You guys are all ridiculous. Grow up. I don't know why some people feel the need to dictate what others do, but just cut it out and worry about yourself.

    Hypocritical, don't you think, that you want to dictate what we do while simultaneously telling us not to "dictate what others do"...
    ... using the website in one of the ways it was meant to be used.

    Another option of this website is for people to join in discussion and give their opinions about things, so we are also using this website the way it was meant to be used.

    oh lordy, the "don't be a bigot to bigots" routine, now this conversation has come full internet circle.

    F+

    Light hearted food thread has now resulted in "food bigots?" Let's see, people that don't like other people replacing food are the food bigots, not the ones that want to replace food. Seems like quite the conundrum. How about another word? "Orthorexia". Please leave the English language alone!
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    I'll make my freaky food if I want to, and you can't stop me! :P
  • bluefrog_2001
    bluefrog_2001 Posts: 138 Member
    Also, whoever said making chocolate fudge out of pumpkin puree will likely suffer a special torment in hell for concocting that vomit.

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  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    You guys are all ridiculous. Grow up. I don't know why some people feel the need to dictate what others do, but just cut it out and worry about yourself. If you like chicken wings and ice cream or w/e good for you. Go ahead and eat it. Not everyone can or wants to eat chicken, beef, cake, w/e and so they make up recipies using things that they can eat. If you don't like the way their recipies taste, take your own advice and just eat the real thing instead of complaining about people using the website in one of the ways it was meant to be used. If they want to call their version of pancakes 'pancakes' because to them they are pancakes, then why do you feel the need to dictate what names they give to their food? In the time it is taking all of you to collectively whine about other people not enjoying the same foods as you, you could've just had your damn pizza.
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  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

    :) I will eat whatever the hell I want... but never having those oat/banana 'cookies' again. They tasted and had the texture of porridge left overnight in the bottom of the bowl and nearly sparked a row when my boyfriend was persuaded to try one only to find his mouth glued shut while chewing. Not the way to persuade your other half that your healthy eating kick is good thing (or that he should marry you due to your wonderful baking skills).
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

    :) I will eat whatever the hell I want... but never having those oat/banana 'cookies' again. They tasted and had the texture of porridge left overnight in the bottom of the bowl and nearly sparked a row when my boyfriend was persuaded to try one only to find his mouth glued shut while chewing. Not the way to persuade your other half that your healthy eating kick is good thing (or that he should marry you due to your wonderful baking skills).

    This seriously made me roll on the floor AND laugh!!
  • LoveMy3Boys
    LoveMy3Boys Posts: 562 Member
    Some are hits and some are misses. I personally love the cauliflower pizza crust but I cannot tolerate the mashed cauliflower. I will not do the buffalo cauliflower... but I make my own light version of buffalo wings. It is nice to have choices
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:
    *****-slapped!

    While I don't agree with your summation of her response, I do appreciate her reply. She owned up to her right to do whatever she wants...call it whatever she wants....post a recipe...and a picture...even though she knows that there are people here who disagree/disapprove.

    This is a perfectly awesome response. Oh, sure, I still think she's wrong, and perhaps there is a special place in eternity for people like her, but that's fine.

    What isn't fine is to lash out at the OP by telling her that *she* shouldn't voice her opinion on the subject. That's called hypocrisy...(and is often accompanied by a side of dbaggery and/or asshattery).
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Someone had to say it

    ^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:

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    OH. MY. GOD. I must make this for dinner. TONIGHT. *drools*

    Why do I think it looks revolting? Seriously, glazed doughnuts in place of a hamburger bun??

    I'm sure my stomach would be insanely ticked off at me if I tried to eat that, however, that wouldn't stop me from trying it. Bagels might be a good substitution for the donut too....man, I'm HUNGRY.



    I'd like a clogged artery with a side of cellulite, can you deep fry that?
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I've always thought that MFP would eventually suffer a civil war type split. Perhaps "pseudo recipes" will finally be the tipping point.

    That and the 1200-calories-a-day-and-less brigade vs just about everyone else on MFP.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    You guys are all ridiculous. Grow up. I don't know why some people feel the need to dictate what others do, but just cut it out and worry about yourself. If you like chicken wings and ice cream or w/e good for you. Go ahead and eat it. Not everyone can or wants to eat chicken, beef, cake, w/e and so they make up recipies using things that they can eat. If you don't like the way their recipies taste, take your own advice and just eat the real thing instead of complaining about people using the website in one of the ways it was meant to be used. If they want to call their version of pancakes 'pancakes' because to them they are pancakes, then why do you feel the need to dictate what names they give to their food? In the time it is taking all of you to collectively whine about other people not enjoying the same foods as you, you could've just had your damn pizza.

    MmmmmmmmmmmHHHHHMMMMMmmmmmm girl you go with your rant. I bet you burned a hundred calories typing this excellent rant and I hope you log those calories, make yourself a nice tasty cauliflower and baked bean chocolate brownie and use it to eat back that crazy deficit YOU just created.
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

    :) I will eat whatever the hell I want... but never having those oat/banana 'cookies' again. They tasted and had the texture of porridge left overnight in the bottom of the bowl and nearly sparked a row when my boyfriend was persuaded to try one only to find his mouth glued shut while chewing. Not the way to persuade your other half that your healthy eating kick is good thing (or that he should marry you due to your wonderful baking skills).

    :laugh:

    I actually made those cookies (am I going to be shot for calling them a cookie?), but I tweaked them. I added some cinnamon, vanilla and chocolate chips. They seriously were pretty good. Then, I decided to make them with cranberries and they were nasty.

    I have also made the pancakes and make them ALL. THE. TIME. They are awesome. I definitely don't deprive myself of all the other stuff, but what's wrong with experimenting and trying new things that could possibly be better for you and taste good at the same time? Nothing.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    You guys are all ridiculous. Grow up. I don't know why some people feel the need to dictate what others do, but just cut it out and worry about yourself. If you like chicken wings and ice cream or w/e good for you. Go ahead and eat it. Not everyone can or wants to eat chicken, beef, cake, w/e and so they make up recipies using things that they can eat. If you don't like the way their recipies taste, take your own advice and just eat the real thing instead of complaining about people using the website in one of the ways it was meant to be used. If they want to call their version of pancakes 'pancakes' because to them they are pancakes, then why do you feel the need to dictate what names they give to their food? In the time it is taking all of you to collectively whine about other people not enjoying the same foods as you, you could've just had your damn pizza.

    MmmmmmmmmmmHHHHHMMMMMmmmmmm girl you go with your rant. I bet you burned a hundred calories typing this excellent rant and I hope you log those calories, make yourself a nice tasty cauliflower and baked bean chocolate brownie and use it to eat back that crazy deficit YOU just created.


    This is mean, but funny, funny always wins....:laugh:
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

    :) I will eat whatever the hell I want... but never having those oat/banana 'cookies' again. They tasted and had the texture of porridge left overnight in the bottom of the bowl and nearly sparked a row when my boyfriend was persuaded to try one only to find his mouth glued shut while chewing. Not the way to persuade your other half that your healthy eating kick is good thing (or that he should marry you due to your wonderful baking skills).

    This seriously made me roll on the floor AND laugh!!

    Sorry about that! ;)

    He himself says he will eat anything but as I found out last week even he has limits. Pass the chocolate chip cookies...
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    You guys are all ridiculous. Grow up. I don't know why some people feel the need to dictate what others do, but just cut it out and worry about yourself. If you like chicken wings and ice cream or w/e good for you. Go ahead and eat it. Not everyone can or wants to eat chicken, beef, cake, w/e and so they make up recipies using things that they can eat. If you don't like the way their recipies taste, take your own advice and just eat the real thing instead of complaining about people using the website in one of the ways it was meant to be used. If they want to call their version of pancakes 'pancakes' because to them they are pancakes, then why do you feel the need to dictate what names they give to their food? In the time it is taking all of you to collectively whine about other people not enjoying the same foods as you, you could've just had your damn pizza.

    MmmmmmmmmmmHHHHHMMMMMmmmmmm girl you go with your rant. I bet you burned a hundred calories typing this excellent rant and I hope you log those calories, make yourself a nice tasty cauliflower and baked bean chocolate brownie and use it to eat back that crazy deficit YOU just created.


    This is mean, but funny, funny always wins....:laugh:

    I don't think it was mean. I was encouraging her to burn calories and enjoy her tasty yet guilt free desserts. =)
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    What's it to you? Honestly.
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
    I made that banana/oats "cookie"... I was really mad I wasted 2 perfectly good bananas!! :sad:

    Indeed. It wasn't at all good. :sick:
  • missmegan831
    missmegan831 Posts: 824 Member
    I don't understand..if this is not hurting you or you don't wish to enjoy such..why complain why not just pass by the post. To each their own you know..

    I for one am THANKFUL for the different options and personally love my cauliflower pizza crust among other variations.

    I do allow myself to indulge however I prefer to choose a healtheir option to provide myself for better lifestyle habits if I can. I don't do "diets" - I don't believe they work but changing how I eat will last me a lifetime.

    But that's just my 2 cents.

    ^^I Agree!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You guys are all ridiculous. Grow up. I don't know why some people feel the need to dictate what others do, but just cut it out and worry about yourself. If you like chicken wings and ice cream or w/e good for you. Go ahead and eat it. Not everyone can or wants to eat chicken, beef, cake, w/e and so they make up recipies using things that they can eat. If you don't like the way their recipies taste, take your own advice and just eat the real thing instead of complaining about people using the website in one of the ways it was meant to be used. If they want to call their version of pancakes 'pancakes' because to them they are pancakes, then why do you feel the need to dictate what names they give to their food? In the time it is taking all of you to collectively whine about other people not enjoying the same foods as you, you could've just had your damn pizza.

    MmmmmmmmmmmHHHHHMMMMMmmmmmm girl you go with your rant. I bet you burned a hundred calories typing this excellent rant and I hope you log those calories, make yourself a nice tasty cauliflower and baked bean chocolate brownie and use it to eat back that crazy deficit YOU just created.

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    Seriously..this thread is just full of hilarity! Yay!!!!
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

    I think that's totally awesome, but if you are adding things to the public database, I would personally appreciate clear labeling and accuracy.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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  • geralynhoerauf
    geralynhoerauf Posts: 73 Member
    Also, whoever said making chocolate fudge out of pumpkin puree will likely suffer a special torment in hell for concocting that vomit.

    Yup. I tried these this weekend, ate one and sent the rest of the batch to my son at college. He'll eat them all before noticing the difference. Never again.
  • runfatmanrun
    runfatmanrun Posts: 1,090 Member
    Yeah...this is some funny *kitten*. Bump, just for the hel* of it.
  • wolfchild59
    wolfchild59 Posts: 2,608 Member
    While I've never had a burger with each "bun" as an entire doughnut, there is a food truck in my area that does nothing but doughnut burgers.

    They make all of their own doughnuts, hand make all of their burger patties, and the sauces they used. But they split the doughnut so it's just one doughnut as the entire bun. I've had their barbecue bacon burger and holy crap was it one of the best burgers I've ever had. The sweetness of the doughnut paired with the hint of spice of the sauce, the salt of the bacon, and the richness of the burger was like a gift from the burger gods.

    Would I do it every day, or even every week or, heck, every month? Nope. But it's on my list of truly decadently delicious treats in my area. Along with the chicken and waffle burrito from a different food truck.

    Though, admittedly, I actually had both of those items on the same night once. But it was my birthday week, so none of the calories counted. ;)
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    I will eat whatever the hell I want. I will also call it whatever I want. I will most likely post a recipe AND a picture. Thanks and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

    I think that's totally awesome, but if you are adding things to the public database, I would personally appreciate clear labeling and accuracy.

    For the record, I do not add any of my recipes to the public database.
  • What's it to you? Honestly.

    I know, right? People are so lame.