Break up with the person above you.
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you look too sophisticated for me to be with...0
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Your tongue spends way too much time talking. You've never really understood what it's for.0
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This won't work, I'm tired of you stealing my tanktops0
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You look at EVERYONE with those come hither eyes. I can't compete!0
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We can't play sexy librarian everytime. I need variety. We're. Through.0
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It's not you.. it's me. I just can't be with somebody that can lift more than me.0
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You love batman more than me! </30
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You're hating on my boy, Batman. Justice Bros before hoes, sorry.0
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You're hating on my boy, Batman. Justice Bros before hoes, sorry.
Lol, that's awesome Superman!0 -
You're such a bad liar...0
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I dressed up as Catwoman and you accused me of cheating on you with Batman. I can't live like this!0
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@Gerlombian..." We break up, we make up, we break up, we make up...This is it. We're never, ever, ever, ever getting back together...after this!"0
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This is getting too dangerous... your husband is going to catch us sooner or later0
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I know you hooked up with that guy behind you in the pink boxers.....sooooo not dealing with this0
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ur too cuddly! its over! lol0
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When you grimace at me like that, I get scared!0
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She likes to walk around naked in the house..we have neighbors women!! it's over!0
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You never clean up... It's over0
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You tickle me when we kiss,we're done0
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you're stitchtasic, i'm not. it will never work0
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Call me when you have manners.0
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Call me when you have manners.0
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Call me when you have manners.0
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Call me when you have manners.0
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You're always worried about what people think if you! I'm outta here!0
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Not gonna do it, too sexy lol0
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Okay, the Indiana Jones thing was cute at first. But you can't wear that hat to my grandmother's funeral. We're done here.0
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You have commitment issues...how many times have you broke up with someone??0
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