Break up with the person above you.

weightedfootsteps

No...its just you!

Cindy873

You're giving everyone that sultry look. I can't handle this jealousy!

ShifuYaku

I just can't handle all that hair... @weightedfoots

mgarcia843

I'm over my "dating a cartoon" phase :P

LondonEliza

@mgarcia843 - I'm over dating a man who strokes his beard like a Bond villan

rockymtnlove

sorry, I just can't be with someone without a mouth

runwmeNC

You look far too intelligent with that sexy librarian thing going on.

HealthWoke0ish

Well, it's been a whirlwind 5 seconds...but when I realized you are a dude...sorry, it's over.

Rum_Runner

I think we're better friends than lovers

runwmeNC

You want to keep us in the friends-zone

Ilovevwgolf

your shades are better than mine!

Cindy873

You look like you're ready to hit me...we're done!

Icelandic_Saga

I just can't be with a girl who looks better in a bkini than I do

Rum_Runner

You've been spending too much time at the hospital than you have been with me. :sad:

boperoni10

im not into threesomes.......you two are on your own,

whitehairedguy64

boperoni 10..............sorry, I'm not good enough for oyu.

Groovyca2022

I'm as so tired of you leaving the toilet set up....Really, how many time can I ask, you not to? ...what ever.

Ilovevwgolf

bcos you never check your spelling before pressing Enter..

simplyxaddicted

I cannot date someone with muscles bigger than mine

Cindy873

You don't write, you don't call...I can't deal with all this neglect!