Break up with the person above you.

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  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    youve lost your head....literally. i love head its over
    bahahahaha! And to the person above me. Ive been trying to get you to break up with you for awhile now and you just can't catch a hint.
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    @ Ninja - You always wear little beanie hats... change up the wardrobe already. :)

    @ Mrs - Always in black, you need a little color in your life.
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
    You keep advertising what you can do with your tongue. I can't take it anymore!
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Your boobs are too perky.
  • boomerz12
    boomerz12 Posts: 140
    I don't deserve you, so goodbye.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    You always smoke up the room when you try to cook... I'm tired of living on ramen...
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    Dude, I'm married
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Dude, you're married.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
    Dude you have a wiener im.outta here
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    You're such a show off!
  • CallmeFrida
    CallmeFrida Posts: 197 Member
    we are done because your skin looks too flawless and white-i need more flaws showing cause I'm not perfect
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
    Sorry but you lost 18lbs and now i cant fit my head in.your underwear anymore and run around the house
  • mrs_joshica
    mrs_joshica Posts: 275 Member
    I'm sorry, I have muscle-phobia, its over.
  • Pink_November
    Pink_November Posts: 38 Member
    I just have to go back to men. I am sorry.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Im shallow and I found out you only have one eye.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you keep telling me how shallow you are, I cant handle it anymore
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    @ mrsjones - I must return to wizard school, and I can't bring you along :cry: :laugh:
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I need a longer massage
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    always wants a longer massage... I can't go all night, my "hands" cramp up after so long
  • AlanasMommy2011
    AlanasMommy2011 Posts: 19
    I was told never to date anyone pretty then me, sorry its over : D
  • zechks
    zechks Posts: 224
    I talked to your husband.. He gave me money.. Sayonara! ;)
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    You ain't my baby's Pappa
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    you keep running everywhere I cant keep up
  • AlanasMommy2011
    AlanasMommy2011 Posts: 19
    We can't date if you keep running away,, Peace!!
  • AlanasMommy2011
    AlanasMommy2011 Posts: 19
    you keep running everywhere I cant keep up

    Were on the same page lol!!
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    I can't date you both.... That's why I'm running away
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Yeah this is weird. Don't even know why we are having this conversation but I must have been Drunk and drugged up to think you were a girl........so lets just walk away from this one
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    man.....i woke up today and looked over and though.....you a man.....you gotta go bro. make me some coffee then let yourself out theres a good ex
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    baby you left me stranded at the beach again, I cant keep doing this, you are so forgetful
  • lilmissymoo90
    lilmissymoo90 Posts: 324 Member
    @ terasome im leaving u for the man in ur ticker pic phwoar!!!

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