Break up with the person above you.

TheLuSir

You're a seashell hoarder. That's just weird...

raychulj

@the lusir I can't be with someone who's better looking than me. NEXT!

HeavierThan_Heaven

Your shiney hair makes me think you are having an affair with your stylist.

susheetush

You look better in my clothes than I do!

MikeyD1280

What did I tell you about wanting to get into someone elses panties! (high 5)

Ascolti_la_musica

I'm just not into kids, no matter how cute they are.

daveymac1

I don't like it whenever we go at it, that cat stares at me.

rob1976

Your penis gets in the way...

K_Serz

You killed Kenny. You *kitten*!

fatgirlslove

*slaps your face* I KNOW what you did last summer!

sissiluv

@Love: How did State of Shock put it...baby you're too pretty for me! (Seriously, you're gorgeous~)

BoatReadyBody

you just smile way to much.

Ascolti_la_musica

@Love: How did State of Shock put it...baby you're too pretty for me! (Seriously, you're gorgeous~)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9C0VwruXE

"she'd be a whole lot prettier if she smiled"

K_Serz

you just smile way to much.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Raythomas1

like a brother to you huh? well I didnt know incest was part of your life, that explains so much!

Ascolti_la_musica

@K_Serz

There's no such thing as a former Marine!

CuddlyIrish

I don't like kitties,end of!

Ascolti_la_musica

I keep posting at the same time as someone, and end up breaking up with the wrong person! lol

SO I AM BREAKING UP WITH ALL OF YOU!
I'm too sexy for this thread...

Skinny_minny_mo

@ray

walking around with your shirt off all the time made me want to ravage you all day long! i've missed work and my life has fallen apart because of these contant thoughts.

sniff. but it has to end.

sissiluv

@Love: How did State of Shock put it...baby you're too pretty for me! (Seriously, you're gorgeous~)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9C0VwruXE

"she'd be a whole lot prettier if she smiled"

Aaaaaaa I love that song! Taking that as a compliment, lawl

@Cuddly: I don't date dead people...cus there's no way you're alive with only half your head! o.o
@Skinny: I'm sorry but polygamy just isn't my thing.

RichNice

It's not me....it's you...

twiggypal

im sorry but im sick of you walking around with your hands in the air. your pits whiff and you keep spilling drinks on my head. we're breaking up.

Erin_goBrahScience

Kids are a deal breaker.

It's you.

facingfortyfierce

I am tired of you flirting with everyone

And I do no not swing that way....it is over!

nicolemtracy

You don't swing that way? It's over!

sarahmoo12

look if we cant have a red room of pain ... im sorry but tis over !

nicolemtracy

look if we cant have a red room of pain ... im sorry but tis over !

Cindy873

You're overly emotional. I can't deal with it!

twiggypal

youve lost your head....literally. i love head its over

ninjakristin

Kids are cute, but I don't want them.