Happy Valentine's Day to all the single ladies...

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  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    *rolls eyes*

    You so clever.
  • pinkgumdrop123
    pinkgumdrop123 Posts: 262 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    ^This. Except replace *doucher* with *dilhole*.
  • NeeneVa
    NeeneVa Posts: 42 Member
    Well..........this started off funny! :-)
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

    lol Says you. You are free to go date those great guys if you'd like...
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

    Point out the great guys to me, please.
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat

    Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.
    How YOU doin?
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat

    Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.
    5'5" 220 lbs <--quite a bit on a shorter gentleman
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    I love that this is from the EPA.

    Also, if you're not using the Hitachi magic wand, you're doing it wrong.
  • So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat

    Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.


    Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    Dammit! If only I hadn't taken up douching lo these many years ago.
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
    OP- hilarious. Thank you.

    To the chimp - Great guys never every need to say out loud that they are great guys. Get my hint there?
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

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  • BrownEyeAngel
    BrownEyeAngel Posts: 331 Member
    :noway:
  • Iron_Maiden
    Iron_Maiden Posts: 326 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.
    I'm game! Standards in check (not too high) -- Not high maintenance. Independent -- Head on straight. ....So, where are they? I'm not into the one night thing which is what most seem to be into. I know plenty of good men.....married or gay great men!
  • Who needs a man when you have a shower lol.

    And he was 250+ lb and 5ft7
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat

    Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.


    Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

    Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier. :\
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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  • Kissybiz
    Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I just have a low tolerance for bull$hit...:huh:

    ^^^ THIS!!!!
  • Iron_Maiden
    Iron_Maiden Posts: 326 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat

    Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.
    Never asked his weight but for me - he was probably 320+. YOU????? (someone's got mommy or gf issues me thinks)
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

    Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier. :\
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    Dude - you obviously feel sorry for yourself. That's totally not an attractive quality.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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  • Iron_Maiden
    Iron_Maiden Posts: 326 Member
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    hahahahahaha - No doubt!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    I have standards.

    So too picky then LOL.

    Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

    yup same boat

    Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.


    Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

    Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier. :\


    Something tells me that didn;t have anything to do with your weight.....



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  • shannypoo21
    shannypoo21 Posts: 329 Member
    LMAO well damn!
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Yep

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  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

    Point out the great guys to me, please.

    Oh they're there....over in friend zone lol
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    GUARANTEED SATISFACTION EVERY TIME!!! :laugh: