Happy Valentine's Day to all the single ladies...

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    for those with movie dates tonight.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    You women need Jesus!!

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    between the this thread and the one on porn MFP is making me happy today :smokin:
  • wendybird5
    wendybird5 Posts: 577 Member
    There are good replacements for those shower heads ladies. Just gotta find the right one. = )

    *looks for the sign up sheet. :love:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.


    delivers application......
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    This whole thread is making me feel dirty. I need a shower.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?
  • wendybird5
    wendybird5 Posts: 577 Member
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    oh snap!


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    Need to do some remodeling now...
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?

    Ouch...Happy Valentines Day to you too.:flowerforyou:
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
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    But he won't make you a sammich afterwards!
  • gordonfroese
    gordonfroese Posts: 12 Member
    Good to see this hilarious thread got back on track. In my next life I am going to be a shower head. Happy Valentines ladies!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?

    Ouch...Happy Valentines Day to you too.:flowerforyou:

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  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?

    Ouch...Happy Valentines Day to you too.:flowerforyou:

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    Aww, hugs are cool.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

    I sense bitterness.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
    all the shingles rabies
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?

    Ouch...Happy Valentines Day to you too.:flowerforyou:

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    omg, how cute!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?

    Ouch...Happy Valentines Day to you too.:flowerforyou:

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    Stealing this one. Too cute!
  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

    Well I found out he was cheating on me about a month ago, so I dumped him. No new suitors of any merit have come along, so here I am, buying myself chocolates and napping all day with my cats. They are by far cuter and more loyal than any man could ever be.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.


    delivers application......

    Cheating on me already huh. And you ask why I'm single.....
  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
    Happy Valentines Day ladies, let me know if your shower head or toy or whirlpool jets or no batteries fail.

    Why? Are you a plumber? Will you go buy me more batteries?

    Ouch...Happy Valentines Day to you too.:flowerforyou:

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    Stealing this one. Too cute!

    oooh that gif is so stinkin cute!!

    :heart: :heart: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE - single or not!
  • phangirl8
    phangirl8 Posts: 21 Member
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    :noway: I'll be back in a couple of hours, just gonna umm, wash my hair...
  • ptjolsen
    ptjolsen Posts: 365 Member
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    :noway: I'll be back in a couple of hours, just gonna umm, wash my hair...

    WOW...yep that's why i can't find a lady...they all have that at their homes :grumble:
  • danmcgarrigle5
    danmcgarrigle5 Posts: 90
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

    Allow me to translate, as I used to kinda think the same:

    I go after women I find physically attractive but have zero in common with, while focused on this woman I miss out on the women with mutual interests that also like me and are attractive but I complete miss because of my intense focus on the girl I have nothing in common with
  • danmcgarrigle5
    danmcgarrigle5 Posts: 90
    So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?
    That's a little low.

    Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

    Point out the great guys to me, please.

    Oh they're there....over in friend zone lol

    Def this. AKA the fat guy zone.

    AKA thinks will earn sex if enough nice guy points are accumulated
  • danmcgarrigle5
    danmcgarrigle5 Posts: 90
    Whirlpool jets are better... that is all. lol

    lol

    and to the thread, sorry for quoting the derailer, happy to get back on the topic of... er... self love :tongue:
  • cesarkmaki
    cesarkmaki Posts: 16
    I'm not a lady, but I've found it very funny, LMAO!
  • BrownEyeAngel
    BrownEyeAngel Posts: 331 Member
    :huh:

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