Happy Valentine's Day to all the single ladies...

jcstanton

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

Couldn't have said it better. :drinker: :flowerforyou: <

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Valentine's Day flower for you.

drchimpanzee

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Point out the great guys to me, please.

Oh they're there....over in friend zone lol

Def this. AKA the fat guy zone.

cutchro

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

At first wasn't by choice... :brokenheart: NOW? Cause don't wanna deal with Your Needy (well not yours personally) but men in general butts!

I am now perferring the single scene. :drinker:

_DaniD_

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Your Daddy.

SlickFootAnna

maab_connor

MissLuana

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I refuse to be someone's mama who did not emerge out of my hoohaw!!! :laugh:

BeingAwesome247

Def this. AKA the fat guy zone.

aka....the desperate and bitter zone?

Dulcemami4ever

No need to be single!

rofl!!

MidwestAngel

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Point out the great guys to me, please.

Oh they're there....over in friend zone lol

Def this. AKA the fat guy zone.

Dude, get over it. Yes, people can be shallow. Not every female out there is like this. In fact the guy I just had a date with last Saturday would be considered overweight. Life sucks sometimes, deal with it and move on. I'm single because I was married to an abusive prick and finally left him. Feel better now?

Cliffslosinit

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Your Daddy.

BAM!! Whatcha' gonna do now!?

Trilby16

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

Actually, I'm not needy at all. That's why I'm happily single.

Z_I_L_L_A

^Really....

How you doin?

By the way I'm good with any under 6'3" and 240 lbs. Just sayin big dudes can't find anything their size or close to it. lol

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

so, I can come use yours? Thanks!

Jacwhite22

Def this. AKA the fat guy zone.

They didn't date you because you are needy and whiny. It didn't have to do with your weight. Be happy with yourself and then maybe you can be happy with someone else.



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plzlbsbegone

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

yup same boat

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier.

I'm telling you that not all single women are single because they have some sort of problem, and I am sure the same goes for men too...There are great single men, and great single women...Unfortunately you have to sort through all the Douchers and Dillholes to find the right one....anyone who overlooked you for having a few extra pounds probabley wan't worth your time anyway...so cut the crap, no need to make bitter remarks to the lovely ladies here!

AJ_Pete

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Oh, you're one of those guys.

Trilby16

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Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.
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My ex. Up to 300 at times. Hairy back, like an ape. Great in the sack but a total ****. I left his *kitten* 4 years ago and I've never been happier.

MightyDomo

UsedToBeHusky

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I wasn't picky in the first place.

Z_I_L_L_A

^I choose to be single. Haven't found a female Zilla yet. Of course Annie Thorisdottir comes close.

TylerJ76

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Oh, you're one of those guys.

kellykSC08

I'll take the shower! Thanks for the Valentines wish Any takers want to maybe be my Valentine?

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

yup same boat

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

last guy I dated was 320 pounds. Boom! Why single? Because I'm not going to settle for someone beating my *kitten* and cheating on me. Don't be a douche.

KatieLou6585

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Silly me...I didn't realize it was that simple :drinker:

IntoTheSky

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

I went to Junior Prom with a guy 5'9" and 400 lbs..... was his girlfriend for 6 months.

Heaviest chick you ever boinked....... go.

Guys are WAY more self involved and vain than most girls I know..... I have heard SO many more guys complain about girls being heavy than girls complain about men. Step off your high-horse, buddy.

AJ_Pete

Who needs a man when you have a shower lol.

And he was 250+ lb and 5ft7

Good job busting on your ex about his weight on a weight loss site.

You're SO not the bitter betty.

ptjolsen

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I just have a low tolerance for bull$hit...:huh:

You + Me = match made in heaven! :flowerforyou:

Z_I_L_L_A

There are good replacements for those shower heads ladies. Just gotta find the right one. = )

AJ_Pete

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Oh, you're one of those guys.

::bites lip::