Happy Valentine's Day to all the single ladies...

VorJoshigan

I love that this is from the EPA.

Also, if you're not using the Hitachi magic wand, you're doing it wrong.

plzlbsbegone

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

yup same boat

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

VorJoshigan

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

Dammit! If only I hadn't taken up douching lo these many years ago.

RedHotHunter

OP- hilarious. Thank you.

To the chimp - Great guys never every need to say out loud that they are great guys. Get my hint there?

escloflowneCHANGED

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

BrownEyeAngel

:noway:

Iron_Maiden

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

I'm game! Standards in check (not too high) -- Not high maintenance. Independent -- Head on straight. ....So, where are they? I'm not into the one night thing which is what most seem to be into. I know plenty of good men.....married or gay great men!

Helenal91

Who needs a man when you have a shower lol.

And he was 250+ lb and 5ft7

drchimpanzee

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

yup same boat

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier.

SlickFootAnna

Kissybiz

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I just have a low tolerance for bull$hit...:huh:

^^^ THIS!!!!

Iron_Maiden

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

yup same boat

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Never asked his weight but for me - he was probably 320+. YOU????? (someone's got mommy or gf issues me thinks)

VorJoshigan

Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier.
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Dude - you obviously feel sorry for yourself. That's totally not an attractive quality.

SlickFootAnna

Iron_Maiden

hahahahahaha - No doubt!

Jacwhite22

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

I have standards.

So too picky then LOL.

Oh, no. Not picky at all. If you have any intelligence, sense of humor, and are not a complete doúcher then it's all game but those qualities seem to be rare.

yup same boat

Ok then, fattest guy you ever dated? Go.

Hmmmm......I sense some bitterness here....not all women are shallow you know....

Wow. Someone really should tell that to all the women that didn't go out with me when I was heavier.

Something tells me that didn;t have anything to do with your weight.....



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shannypoo21

LMAO well damn!

escloflowneCHANGED

Yep

BeingAwesome247

So what's the story with all the single ladies? Too picky? Are you a pain in the a**? Too needy?

That's a little low.

Not really. I'm just always facinated that there are so many single women. At the same time there are tons of great guys. Why not just go out with those guys? Not a difficult concept.

Point out the great guys to me, please.

Oh they're there....over in friend zone lol

MissLuana

GUARANTEED SATISFACTION EVERY TIME!!! :laugh: