most emberassing place you've ever audibly farted

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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Anybody beat during the silence of a home HS basketball game free throw. Caused our guy to miss too...
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:
  • jakedner
    jakedner Posts: 186 Member
    In the middle of a very quiet vinyasa flow yoga class while moving into downward facing dog! :blushing:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:
    We whisper in our panties.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:
    We whisper in our panties.

    they make tic tacs for that?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    New Jersey
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    Into a yoga instructors face as he used me to demonstrate a move for the entire class!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:

    This.
  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
    i only fart when there arent any people around.
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    The aisle in Target...worst part? A little kid heard it, hollered it out to his mom, and it smelled. Like, rotten eggs left out in the sun on a 100 degree day smelled.

    Even worse? I was proud :sick:
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
    I should never have openned this thread - I'm laughing so hard they are going to know Im not actually working. Taxes are not this funny.
  • Barracuda365
    Barracuda365 Posts: 37
    The amount of protein i eat i am not allowed to fart be that in the house, outside or at work.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    The aisle in Target...worst part? A little kid heard it, hollered it out to his mom, and it smelled. Like, rotten eggs left out in the sun on a 100 degree day smelled.

    Even worse? I was proud :sick:

    :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • LilacDaffodil
    LilacDaffodil Posts: 148 Member
    We were the only customers in the surf shop so both guys were helping us choose the best wetsuit for my son. I bent down to help him put his legs into the suit and let out an almighty trumpet. Fair play to the guys, they kept straight faces and carried on as if nothing had happened but I bet they fell about laughing when we left :laugh: :blushing:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Right here, right now... stop laughing!
  • _cdngirl71_
    _cdngirl71_ Posts: 112 Member
    I was in bootcamp class doing sit ups and let one go when I was going up. Ha ha!!
  • carolg225
    carolg225 Posts: 29
    Interesting question....As a 7th grade teacher for many years I have been known to let a silent deadly one go next to my "favorite" student while quietly walking around the class checking work....I know....I'm sick!!!!:)
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    My desk just as my boss walked by like a silent ninja.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    New Jersey

    but you cant tell the difference between a fart and outside air in NJ
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
    In my sleep, next to a smokin hot chick i had just met. She wasn't there when I woke up.
  • koshkasmum
    koshkasmum Posts: 276 Member
    In a leadership development workshop I was teaching as I bent over to put tape on the floor for an exercise......
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    At the gym. I was using a glute machine that puts your entire rear end on prominent display. :blushing:

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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Stretching in martial arts class in stone cold silence then.....
  • Shara126
    Shara126 Posts: 144 Member
    During the sit up challenge in 4th grade gym class. LOL The boy that was holding my feet giggled but never told anyone- a true gentleman in the making! :)
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
    On the elliptical in the gym when the room was full. Thank god the machines are close together and no one could tell it was me....I hope.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    In a Fish and Chip shop in Bury St. Edmunds as a wee tot. It sounded much like the fire brigade and everyone but my mum and I ran to the window to see the engine drive by. But it never came.
  • iamweird1
    iamweird1 Posts: 7
    LOL XD

    Sitting in a middle eastern country where they STARED at me :embarassed:
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    I had a brand new coworker and we shared a VERY small office... it was late in the day, I was totally into what I was working on, and forgot there was another person in this room I was used to being alone in.

    I mean, I went for the cheek lift and everything - no sense in letting it get stifled in crappy office chair foam.

    We ended up becoming really close friends, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm so classy.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Interesting question....As a 7th grade teacher for many years I have been known to let a silent deadly one go next to my "favorite" student while quietly walking around the class checking work....I know....I'm sick!!!!:)

    Oh this one had me rolling!!!

    Please be my friend! :laugh:
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    Interesting question....As a 7th grade teacher for many years I have been known to let a silent deadly one go next to my "favorite" student while quietly walking around the class checking work....I know....I'm sick!!!!:)


    i'm dying. this is hilarious
  • Minerva624
    Minerva624 Posts: 577 Member
    The only time this ever happened was in 3rd grade. I was in music class and it just slipped but I blamed it on this girl who hated me for no reason and everybody kind of giggled at her while she gave me the stink eye. :)

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