most emberassing place you've ever audibly farted

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_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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Anybody beat during the silence of a home HS basketball game free throw. Caused our guy to miss too...
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:
  • jakedner
    jakedner Posts: 186 Member
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    In the middle of a very quiet vinyasa flow yoga class while moving into downward facing dog! :blushing:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:
    We whisper in our panties.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:
    We whisper in our panties.

    they make tic tacs for that?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    New Jersey
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
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    Into a yoga instructors face as he used me to demonstrate a move for the entire class!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    No. Ladies don't fart. :glasses:

    This.
  • nturner612
    nturner612 Posts: 710 Member
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    i only fart when there arent any people around.
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
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    The aisle in Target...worst part? A little kid heard it, hollered it out to his mom, and it smelled. Like, rotten eggs left out in the sun on a 100 degree day smelled.

    Even worse? I was proud :sick:
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
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    I should never have openned this thread - I'm laughing so hard they are going to know Im not actually working. Taxes are not this funny.
  • Barracuda365
    Barracuda365 Posts: 37
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    The amount of protein i eat i am not allowed to fart be that in the house, outside or at work.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    The aisle in Target...worst part? A little kid heard it, hollered it out to his mom, and it smelled. Like, rotten eggs left out in the sun on a 100 degree day smelled.

    Even worse? I was proud :sick:

    :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • LilacDaffodil
    LilacDaffodil Posts: 148 Member
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    We were the only customers in the surf shop so both guys were helping us choose the best wetsuit for my son. I bent down to help him put his legs into the suit and let out an almighty trumpet. Fair play to the guys, they kept straight faces and carried on as if nothing had happened but I bet they fell about laughing when we left :laugh: :blushing:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Right here, right now... stop laughing!
  • _cdngirl71_
    _cdngirl71_ Posts: 112 Member
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    I was in bootcamp class doing sit ups and let one go when I was going up. Ha ha!!
  • carolg225
    carolg225 Posts: 29
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    Interesting question....As a 7th grade teacher for many years I have been known to let a silent deadly one go next to my "favorite" student while quietly walking around the class checking work....I know....I'm sick!!!!:)
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    My desk just as my boss walked by like a silent ninja.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    New Jersey

    but you cant tell the difference between a fart and outside air in NJ
  • Gjallarhorn
    Gjallarhorn Posts: 87
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    In my sleep, next to a smokin hot chick i had just met. She wasn't there when I woke up.
  • koshkasmum
    koshkasmum Posts: 276 Member
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    In a leadership development workshop I was teaching as I bent over to put tape on the floor for an exercise......

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