Whoa, just whoa...
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Well when I was 13 I found a site where you could "marry" a celeb and even got a real authentic fake marriage license. I was Mrs. Josh hartnett, still am since he never fake annulled the fake marriage. Maybe they found a site like that. Or made a fake certificate on their 2001 word documentAfter my second week on this cleanse I lost my sight in my left eye so it's kind of hard to type....but I figure it's just my eye filling with toxins and it will clear out soon.
w....t.....f?
Don't worry!! My cleansing coach warned me this could happen. See, the toxins really like living in our bodies so when you try to flush them out they're going to resist and try to bully your body into letting them stay. In a way - it's like the toxins have their own mean people cliche! LOL!!!!
Your "cleanse coach" is either trying to kill you or they're just plain retarded... As an English major, with your extremely poor grammar, punctuation, spelling, and word usage, I can't say I blame them...
If my cleanse coach is so stupid then how did they pass their online cleanse coaching certification course? HMMMM???
Oh, oh, oh, my side is hurting so bad. I really hope this lady is trolling, because if she's not, oh man.
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Just become a moderator on MFP and ban the people you think are being cruel :laugh:
Personally ketchup on white bread ????tut tut tut only on buns only on buns
He is leading you to the dark side stephdeeable be careful haha
LOL - I don't think I have time to be a mod. I already report over 100 posts a day and it is so time-consuming. Someone has got to do it though, otherwise these boards would be way more offensive!!!
I can feel my abs toning up just laughing at your posts :laugh:0 -
Clique, click, cliche.....
Im considering doing the sugar free chocolate cleanse....it works on me every time!0 -
I like you, OP...you have made me snort several to many times recently.0
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Oh thank God! Not to alarm you, but I think my current coach may be trying to kill me. Could you step in?
Sometimes you have to kill the host in order to kill the toxins. That's because they quickly mutate and adapt to all the methods to remove them. I've also learned in my studies that they can become radioactive if you have A, B, or O blood or any combination of these. However, you can hook up an IV made of coffee and ginger ale, some psyllium husk powder and sassafras root, and then you'll be able to be brought back to life within 10 minutes. I'm pretty sure this will work. And then you'll be toxin free for at least a month.0 -
This is definitely the best thread of 2013, hands down. I will have to tell everyone in my cliche about this thread.0
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Oh thank God! Not to alarm you, but I think my current coach may be trying to kill me. Could you step in?
Sometimes you have to kill the host in order to kill the toxins. That's because they quickly mutate and adapt to all the methods to remove them. I've also learned in my studies that they can become radioactive if you have A, B, or O blood or any combination of these. However, you can hook up an IV made of coffee and ginger ale, some psyllium husk powder and sassafras root, and then you'll be able to be brought back to life within 10 minutes. I'm pretty sure this will work. And then you'll be toxin free for at least a month.
:laugh: Can I count that as water? And how many calories does being brought to life burn? I GOTTA LOG THAT ****.0 -
Well when I was 13 I found a site where you could "marry" a celeb and even got a real authentic fake marriage license. I was Mrs. Josh hartnett, still am since he never fake annulled the fake marriage. Maybe they found a site like that. Or made a fake certificate on their 2001 word documentAfter my second week on this cleanse I lost my sight in my left eye so it's kind of hard to type....but I figure it's just my eye filling with toxins and it will clear out soon.
w....t.....f?
Don't worry!! My cleansing coach warned me this could happen. See, the toxins really like living in our bodies so when you try to flush them out they're going to resist and try to bully your body into letting them stay. In a way - it's like the toxins have their own mean people cliche! LOL!!!!
Your "cleanse coach" is either trying to kill you or they're just plain retarded... As an English major, with your extremely poor grammar, punctuation, spelling, and word usage, I can't say I blame them...
If my cleanse coach is so stupid then how did they pass their online cleanse coaching certification course? HMMMM???
Oh, oh, oh, my side is hurting so bad. I really hope this lady is trolling, because if she's not, oh man.
Do you happen to remember the site? Because I would love to have a "Mrs. John Goodman" certificate. Now, that man needs a cleanse...still love him though.0 -
Ooo ooo report me!!
I don't think I've ever been reported.0 -
um no....it was 10 years and I have matured a wee bit since then. The point was that anyone can make anything online, but the cleanse has probably liquified your brain a bit
Well when I was 13 I found a site where you could "marry" a celeb and even got a real authentic fake marriage license. I was Mrs. Josh hartnett, still am since he never fake annulled the fake marriage. Maybe they found a site like that. Or made a fake certificate on their 2001 word documentAfter my second week on this cleanse I lost my sight in my left eye so it's kind of hard to type....but I figure it's just my eye filling with toxins and it will clear out soon.
w....t.....f?
Don't worry!! My cleansing coach warned me this could happen. See, the toxins really like living in our bodies so when you try to flush them out they're going to resist and try to bully your body into letting them stay. In a way - it's like the toxins have their own mean people cliche! LOL!!!!
Your "cleanse coach" is either trying to kill you or they're just plain retarded... As an English major, with your extremely poor grammar, punctuation, spelling, and word usage, I can't say I blame them...
If my cleanse coach is so stupid then how did they pass their online cleanse coaching certification course? HMMMM???
Oh, oh, oh, my side is hurting so bad. I really hope this lady is trolling, because if she's not, oh man.
Do you happen to remember the site? Because I would love to have a "Mrs. John Goodman" certificate. Now, that man needs a cleanse..still love him though.0 -
Well played sir0
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I like you, OP...you have made me snort several to many times recently.
I'll take a snort over a no any day.0 -
Wouldn't the human race be at such more peace if we all just spelled words the way we wanted!?! I mean SERIOUSLY it would be SOOOO much easier to get the point across! May make it a little harder to read, but *bleep* who reads anywayz?0
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Wouldn't the human race be at such more peace if we all just spelled words the way we wanted!?! I mean SERIOUSLY it would be SOOOO much easier to get the point across! May make it a little harder to read, but *bleep* who reads anywayz?
I don't read. I have trained my cats to dictate all words, out loud, for me. They also do my typing. And my taxes. I ****ing love my cats.0 -
I like you, OP...you have made me snort several to many times recently.
I'll take a snort over a no any day.
heh0 -
Any and all replies to this post will be reported as bullying.
Reported. That is not diversive and singles out people who don't share your beleif.0 -
Any and all replies to this post will be reported as bullying.
Reported. That is not diversive and singles out people who don't share your beleif.
I believe it's spelled beleaf. Why can't anyone spell on this site?0 -
Any and all replies to this post will be reported as bullying.
Reported. That is not diversive and singles out people who don't share your beleif.
I believe it's spelled beleaf. Why can't anyone spell on this site?
my teacher never learned me.0 -
Any and all replies to this post will be reported as bullying.
Reported. That is not diversive and singles out people who don't share your beleif.
I believe it's spelled beleaf. Why can't anyone spell on this site?
my teacher never learned me.
i before e, except after L.0 -
Wouldn't the human race be at such more peace if we all just spelled words the way we wanted!?! I mean SERIOUSLY it would be SOOOO much easier to get the point across! May make it a little harder to read, but *bleep* who reads anywayz?
I don't read. I have trained my cats to dictate all words, out loud, for me. They also do my typing. And my taxes. I ****ing love my cats.
!!!!!!! O...M...G...!!!! I'll buy one of them from you!!!!!0 -
Well when I was 13 I found a site where you could "marry" a celeb and even got a real authentic fake marriage license. I was Mrs. Josh hartnett, still am since he never fake annulled the fake marriage. Maybe they found a site like that. Or made a fake certificate on their 2001 word documentAfter my second week on this cleanse I lost my sight in my left eye so it's kind of hard to type....but I figure it's just my eye filling with toxins and it will clear out soon.
w....t.....f?
Don't worry!! My cleansing coach warned me this could happen. See, the toxins really like living in our bodies so when you try to flush them out they're going to resist and try to bully your body into letting them stay. In a way - it's like the toxins have their own mean people cliche! LOL!!!!
Your "cleanse coach" is either trying to kill you or they're just plain retarded... As an English major, with your extremely poor grammar, punctuation, spelling, and word usage, I can't say I blame them...
If my cleanse coach is so stupid then how did they pass their online cleanse coaching certification course? HMMMM???
Oh, oh, oh, my side is hurting so bad. I really hope this lady is trolling, because if she's not, oh man.
Where did you and Josh go for your honeymoon?0 -
Atlantis, the Sunken city, not the resort in the Bahamas
Well when I was 13 I found a site where you could "marry" a celeb and even got a real authentic fake marriage license. I was Mrs. Josh hartnett, still am since he never fake annulled the fake marriage. Maybe they found a site like that. Or made a fake certificate on their 2001 word documentAfter my second week on this cleanse I lost my sight in my left eye so it's kind of hard to type....but I figure it's just my eye filling with toxins and it will clear out soon.
w....t.....f?
Don't worry!! My cleansing coach warned me this could happen. See, the toxins really like living in our bodies so when you try to flush them out they're going to resist and try to bully your body into letting them stay. In a way - it's like the toxins have their own mean people cliche! LOL!!!!
Your "cleanse coach" is either trying to kill you or they're just plain retarded... As an English major, with your extremely poor grammar, punctuation, spelling, and word usage, I can't say I blame them...
If my cleanse coach is so stupid then how did they pass their online cleanse coaching certification course? HMMMM???
Oh, oh, oh, my side is hurting so bad. I really hope this lady is trolling, because if she's not, oh man.
Where did you and Josh go for your honeymoon?0 -
Any and all replies to this post will be reported as bullying.
Reported. That is not diversive and singles out people who don't share your beleif.
I believe it's spelled beleaf. Why can't anyone spell on this site?
There is no spoon.0 -
Waaahhh!!! Bullying, really?! Come on and get a grip on reality.0
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in before the lock0
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After my second week on this cleanse I lost my sight in my left eye so it's kind of hard to type....but I figure it's just my eye filling with toxins and it will clear out soon.
w....t.....f?
Ummm... If you've LOST VISION YOU NEED TO SEE A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL... NOW!!!
I'm a medical professional and after examining her left eye in her profile picture, it appears to be normal. Carry on0 -
Edit: Nevermind, I should have realized that from page 1 to 7 it would be revealed that this was a troll post. My second guess was right, so I have nothing to contribute here, sorry. I believe you changed your profile picture from when I saw a post of yours last, so I didn't recognize you.0
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Edited...actually read the posts...0
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Just become a moderator on MFP and ban the people you think are being cruel :laugh:
Personally ketchup on white bread ????tut tut tut only on buns only on buns
He is leading you to the dark side stephdeeable be careful haha
LOL - I don't think I have time to be a mod. I already report over 100 posts a day and it is so time-consuming. Someone has got to do it though, otherwise these boards would be way more offensive!!!
We got to get rid of this girl. She should be reported for wasting all of our time...0
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