Master Cleanse

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  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    I did answer the question. Scroll up. And you're right, I don't give answer, you have to find them if you truly want them. If you don't then you're just trolling.

    You have yet to give us anything other "Nu uh that's not it! *giggle*".

    If you won't give us an answer, then you shouldn't be surprised when people say you don't have one.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I'm actually going to be going to bed as I have to be up at work in the morning.

    You have fun being wrong all on your own, Since you won't tell anyone how you're right - we will have to just "believe" you I guess. Or I could just believe SRH7 who has the book.

    Enjoy your lemonade. :drinker:

    :flowerforyou:

    Off to bed myself too. Will be interested to see if, come morning, there are any posts linking to evidence-based research that the Master Cleanse does what it claims to. But not holding my breath...
    I read the claims and was a skeptic for years. Only trying it changed my mind. There is no way I could feel this way and there not be something to it. I only advocate it, bc I want to help. I truly believe in this.

    the Heaven's Gate cult truly believe that they'd be "beamed up" by the Hale Bopp comet too. belief =/= proof. it doesn't necessarily preclude it, but it doesn't imply it either.
  • _Lori_Lynn_
    _Lori_Lynn_ Posts: 460
    I'm actually going to be going to bed as I have to be up at work in the morning.

    You have fun being wrong all on your own, Since you won't tell anyone how you're right - we will have to just "believe" you I guess. Or I could just believe SRH7 who has the book.

    Enjoy your lemonade. :drinker:

    :flowerforyou:

    Off to bed myself too. Will be interested to see if, come morning, there are any posts linking to evidence-based research that the Master Cleanse does what it claims to. But not holding my breath...
    I read the claims and was a skeptic for years. Only trying it changed my mind. There is no way I could feel this way and there not be something to it. I only advocate it, bc I want to help. I truly believe in this.

    the Heaven's Gate cult truly believe that they'd be "beamed up" by the Hale Bopp comet too. belief =/= proof. it doesn't necessarily preclude it, but it doesn't imply it either.
    IT is time for all trolls to be in bed.
  • _Lori_Lynn_
    _Lori_Lynn_ Posts: 460
    I did answer the question. Scroll up. And you're right, I don't give answer, you have to find them if you truly want them. If you don't then you're just trolling.

    You have yet to give us anything other "Nu uh that's not it! *giggle*".

    If you won't give us an answer, then you shouldn't be surprised when people say you don't have one.
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I have got it together hon, thanks for your concern :flowerforyou: - The master cleanse is about drinking nothing but his special lemonade for 10 days and taking laxatives to rid your body of imaginary parasites.

    Sounds like fun :love:

    :laugh:
    No no no.....don't forget it's not a master cleanse until you change to all natural soap, all natural toothpaste, shampoo, etc.
    Also use a body brush, the sauna and body wraps.
    Otherwise it's just a cleanse.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    IT is time for all trolls to be in bed.

    Yes, especially ones who are all I HAVE THE ANSWER but I'm not gonna tell you lololol. (And then get upset when people say "Hey, you really DON'T have an answer!")

    Those trolls ought to get tucked right in, yes siree.
  • _Lori_Lynn_
    _Lori_Lynn_ Posts: 460
    I have got it together hon, thanks for your concern :flowerforyou: - The master cleanse is about drinking nothing but his special lemonade for 10 days and taking laxatives to rid your body of imaginary parasites.

    Sounds like fun :love:

    :laugh:
    No no no.....don't forget it's not a master cleanse until you change to all natural soap, all natural toothpaste, shampoo, etc.
    Also use a body brush, the sauna and body wraps.
    Otherwise it's just a cleanse.
    Good gawd, you NEED a cleanse.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I'm actually going to be going to bed as I have to be up at work in the morning.

    You have fun being wrong all on your own, Since you won't tell anyone how you're right - we will have to just "believe" you I guess. Or I could just believe SRH7 who has the book.

    Enjoy your lemonade. :drinker:

    :flowerforyou:

    Off to bed myself too. Will be interested to see if, come morning, there are any posts linking to evidence-based research that the Master Cleanse does what it claims to. But not holding my breath...
    I read the claims and was a skeptic for years. Only trying it changed my mind. There is no way I could feel this way and there not be something to it. I only advocate it, bc I want to help. I truly believe in this.

    the Heaven's Gate cult truly believe that they'd be "beamed up" by the Hale Bopp comet too. belief =/= proof. it doesn't necessarily preclude it, but it doesn't imply it either.
    IT is time for all trolls to be in bed.

    i'm not a troll. :angry:

    i'm a goblin.
  • LadieRoyce
    LadieRoyce Posts: 1
    I am happy to hear you have decided to eat something while you are doing the cleanse. All in all, it will be ultimately up to you as to how it works out. Once you start, you have to be ready to continue. After 10 days, if you have not gotten yourself to a starvation (i will eat anything put in front of me) mode, you will make it through.

    Make sure that you eat the veggies whenever you feel weak and you should be okay.

    I wish you the best.:smile:
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    Don't waste your time.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I read the claims and was a skeptic for years. Only trying it changed my mind. There is no way I could feel this way there not be something to it. I only advocate it, bc I want to help. I truly believe in this.
    Because it is impossible that your perception does not match reality? Are you also immune to all optical illusions?

    Depriving yourself of vital nutrients for a long enough time can alter your brain function and produce hallucinations. Your argument is the same as saying, "I dropped acid and saw leprechauns, and it felt really profound and true, so I know that leprechauns really exist."
  • lfergurson1
    lfergurson1 Posts: 137 Member
    we as human beings act like we want advice we rarely really do... I am 47 have been on fad diets my entire life. The past nearly 70 days I have let go of my scale and I am little by little refining my eating habits for life. People just want a stamp of approval as they are wondering if its a good idea hoping some other persom with say heck yea! Well most people here will just say get a good healthy regimine going with healthy foods and workouts and stay the course ... Oh and do get another doctor I would be truly worried for your healthy and mommas whove recently delivered actually need more healthy food your body is recovering be kind to it.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm actually going to be going to bed as I have to be up at work in the morning.

    You have fun being wrong all on your own, Since you won't tell anyone how you're right - we will have to just "believe" you I guess. Or I could just believe SRH7 who has the book.

    Enjoy your lemonade. :drinker:

    :flowerforyou:

    Off to bed myself too. Will be interested to see if, come morning, there are any posts linking to evidence-based research that the Master Cleanse does what it claims to. But not holding my breath...
    I read the claims and was a skeptic for years. Only trying it changed my mind. There is no way I could feel this way and there not be something to it. I only advocate it, bc I want to help. I truly believe in this.

    the Heaven's Gate cult truly believe that they'd be "beamed up" by the Hale Bopp comet too. belief =/= proof. it doesn't necessarily preclude it, but it doesn't imply it either.
    IT is time for all trolls to be in bed.

    i'm not a troll. :angry:

    i'm a goblin.

    Rarr! I'm a monster!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Oh, and this cleanse is bull****. It isn't healthy and will only help you lose water weight, which you will gain back when you start eating food again. No sane person would think this is a good idea. Also, you will either pass out or feel like you're going to.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.

    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
  • _Lori_Lynn_
    _Lori_Lynn_ Posts: 460
    Oh, and this cleanse is bull****. It isn't healthy and will only help you lose water weight, which you will gain back when you start eating food again. No sane person would think this is a good idea. Also, you will either pass out or feel like you're going to.

    LOL!
  • _Lori_Lynn_
    _Lori_Lynn_ Posts: 460
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Oh, and this cleanse is bull****. It isn't healthy and will only help you lose water weight, which you will gain back when you start eating food again. No sane person would think this is a good idea. Also, you will either pass out or feel like you're going to.

    LOL!

    Bless your cotton socks.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    http://www.businessinsider.com/bottled-water-is-more-dangerous-than-tap-water-2013-1
  • sarahmaryfearnley
    sarahmaryfearnley Posts: 366 Member
    I did this cleanse once. I puked cayenne pepper lemonade all over my car and myself on the way to work on day 4 or 5. It was epic.

    I'm disappointed, this comment seems to be overlooked. Too funny.
  • ladyraven68
    ladyraven68 Posts: 2,003 Member
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.

    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to test me on my knowledge of the MC. I bet I know more about it than anyone on this entire forum. I have read the book so many times, it's almost memorized. I know this like the back of my hand with no additional research needed.

    This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be
    all.

    It's not non productive if it helps someone else avoid doing something that's potentially dangerous

    http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-lemonade-diet-master-cleanse-diet

    http://www.health.com/health/article/0,,20409933,00.html

    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18595886/#.UT_DH1dnSSo

    http://www.everydayhealth.com/blog/zimney-health-and-medical-news-you-can-use/master-cleanse-diet-master-scam/
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-lemonade-diet-master-cleanse-diet
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to test me on my knowledge of the MC. I bet I know more about it than anyone on this entire forum. I have read the book so many times, it's almost memorized. I know this like the back of my hand with no additional research needed.

    Obviously.

    the-difference-between-science-and-screwing-around.jpeg
  • _Lori_Lynn_
    _Lori_Lynn_ Posts: 460
    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to test me on my knowledge of the MC. I bet I know more about it than anyone on this entire forum. I have read the book so many times, it's almost memorized. I know this like the back of my hand with no additional research needed.

    Obviously.

    the-difference-between-science-and-screwing-around.jpeg

    Need help? LMAO!

    This is 100% true!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.

    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.

    This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.

    Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
    And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    Actual conversation I overheard while getting coffee the other day:

    Woman: "Hey look, they have that syrup. The stuff we used when we did that lemonade drink thing"
    Man: "Oh. That didn't help anything"
    Woman: "Yeah...that was a dumb idea"

    That about sums it up.
    My other feelings on this thread:

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.

    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.

    This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.

    Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
    And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.

    When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    This thread is hilarious.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.

    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.

    This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.

    Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
    And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.

    also, Aunt Jemima hasn't been maple syrup for years. it's artificially flavored and colored corn syrup.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
    You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup

    They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.

    If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.

    This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.

    Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
    And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.

    When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.

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