How to flirt on MFP

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  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
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  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.
    I'll take 100% of what you got.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
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    As far as giving women random compliments:

    1) I am married
    2) I love my wife (25 years in September)
    3) I love women
    4) As an artist/photographer... most look better clothed
    5) As a photographer, I love photographs... which may induce me to fire off a compliment.
    6) I have never and will never send a suggestive photo of anything attached to my body, to anyone, not even a sext to my wife.
    7) I do like to flirt, and try not to express anything misleading.
    8) My wife DOES understand me :-)

    I love how you list that you are married and then later you list that you love your wife. Distinctions are so very important.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    I'm a terrible flirt...and not terrible as in I do it all it time...terrible as in I suck

    The fact that you as you say "suck" makes you a pro at flirting!

    its all in the phrasing :blushing:
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
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    Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.

    This is true! Tell my husband that.
  • jernayde
    jernayde Posts: 2 Member
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    Hi All,

    i'm doing a uni project on my fitness pal and similar applications, would be great if a few of you users could answer my very short survey. Thanks!

    http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RP9MYPY
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
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    Just show them your boobs. Works everytime.

    this thread just picked up again! ^^ That works!

    (refilling my popcorn now)

    make sure you log all this popcorn in your food diary...I mean that is what MFP is for right..... :noway:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.

    ♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪

    EARWORM!
  • luckymonkey1966
    luckymonkey1966 Posts: 7
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    Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.

    This is true! Tell my husband that.
    HEY now! don't hate on your man unless you're lying next to me in bed.... ;))
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.

    ♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪

    EARWORM!

    damn you :tongue:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.

    ^Would bang
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    ah, the birth of internet flirting: A/S/L
    Except my time was even BEFORE webcams existed. LOL.

    Sadly me too. Groups. That was the way back then.... Newsgroups. Actually, I predate that with the old dial-up bulletin boards. *old*

    Yay! I don't feel so alone now...haha...
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.

    ^Would bang


    ^^Mcbwhitney.....are you training to be a gargoyle? Looks like you got the perching thing down :P
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".

    Apparently not needed with the introduction of webcams...lol...
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
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    what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".

    LMAO. I still ask this question. It's important to know so I can build a proper scene in my mind...........before I molest you in my thoughts.

    #dontbeafraid
  • FallingInLoveWithMe
    FallingInLoveWithMe Posts: 92 Member
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    wow this thread is so not what i expected
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.


    :sad: you get trouser snakes, geeze I always end up getting trouser worms. I am going to go sit in the corner and cry now.
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    If you want to be flirted with on here - show 'em your boobs. Or your butt. This works in real-life as well. :smile:

    Nope if you post pictures of your booty on mfp the mods get cranky and send you nice little emails explaining how doing so is against the rules.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...

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