Cheating Boyfriend Issues HELP!

logicman69

13 pages and people are still taking this seriously... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Epic WIN!

Improvised

Nah, never mind.

barkin43

CementGirl, if you were my girlfriend, I would NEVER cheat on you. You are too good for him! Ditch that zero and find yourself a gyro!

With love,
Burt

I love it when people don't mispronounce gyro!

Wait! You could hear how he pronounced it?? How do you do that?!

1ConcreteGirl

Well, twelve year olds shouldn't be dating anyway.

Nobody mentioned 12-year-olds, but I do agree.

1ConcreteGirl

The article says there might be a problem if his hands are in his pockets. What if his hands are down his pants? Is that an indicator, too?

Possibly, but you know what Confucius say!

barkin43

Shoot him, stab him, slit his throat, then drag him outside to the driveway and run over him first going forward then in reverse. See if he still feels like cheating on you. I think I read some stories about women doing things like that to cheating

This is kind of extreme. I was thinking more like drawing a weiner on his face while he's asleep....

No, no! Cut off his wiener and put it on his face.


Love,
Lorena

barkin43

Shoot him, stab him, slit his throat, then drag him outside to the driveway and run over him first going forward then in reverse. See if he still feels like cheating on you. I think I read some stories about women doing things like that to cheating

Are you for hire? My ex would like to meet you

p.s. please bring knife and car to meeting.

You're gonna furnish the gun, right?

iulia_maddie

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

barkin43

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

You forgot about bringing him his slippers and a drink to help him relax. Also, don't burden him with complaints about your problems. He needs comfort and relaxation. This should restore harmony in your relationship. If that doesn't work, refer to my original advice.

uniquegodandmetallovingchic

Regardless of whether or not he's cheating, you must not be happy or you wouldn't even be questioning it. Instead of reading that crazy article, you should take a good look at yourself and figure out what YOU want. I've had friends interrogate their partners over and over while staying in the relationship, which over time is enough to make a person cheat. It drives me nuts. It's fear drivin craziness! Life is too short for all that nonsense! Guess that's why I'm single.

fit4lifeUcan2

Heavy lift and drop it on his head. As to which head you drop it on I'll leave that up to you. :laugh:

sPaRkLiNgLYFE

you're seriously going to let an article in Cosmo break up your relationship?

She's not letting an article in Cosmo break up her relationship, it's him cheating that is breaking up the relationship. Did you even read the OP? :huh:

Thank you, this is exactly what I was going to say.

i read enough to know that its stupid, and if the OP is as childish as she seems, then i don't blame her man for finding someone else. HE deserves better.

barkin43

you're seriously going to let an article in Cosmo break up your relationship?

She's not letting an article in Cosmo break up her relationship, it's him cheating that is breaking up the relationship. Did you even read the OP? :huh:

IT'S A JOKE!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE RECOGNIZE A JOKE WHEN YOU READ ONE! Okay I don't know how to put a gif on here so would someone kindly put a Young Frankenstein gif on here.

Thank you, this is exactly what I was going to say.

i read enough to know that its stupid, and if the OP is as childish as she seems, then i don't blame her man for finding someone else. HE deserves better.

momofthreesons

Ha! Dont go by what a magazine says.. ask him.

barkin43

you're seriously going to let an article in Cosmo break up your relationship?

She's not letting an article in Cosmo break up her relationship, it's him cheating that is breaking up the relationship. Did you even read the OP? :huh:

IT'S A JOKE!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE RECOGNIZE A JOKE WHEN YOU READ ONE! Okay I don't know how to put a gif on here so would someone kindly put a Young Frankenstein gif on here.

Thank you, this is exactly what I was going to say.

i read enough to know that its stupid, and if the OP is as childish as she seems, then i don't blame her man for finding someone else. HE deserves better.

Shoot! I didn't scroll down far enough for my reply.(Hangs head, kicks rocks. and shuffles away.)

diabloben68

You don't KNOW anything yet. I would just calm down and not be so suspicious. If he's cheating there will eventually be more concrete evidence.

Good luck!

wise words

_Lori_Lynn_

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

iulia_maddie

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

Women were made to be wifes and mothers. Do you need that book?

RainHoward

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

Women were made to be wifes and mothers. Do you need that book?

Isn't that the bible? The same one that says women are property and that non virgins should be stoned to death?

1ConcreteGirl

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

We don't live together, so some of those don't apply, but I am doing my best! What is this amazing book?

iulia_maddie

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

We don't live together, so some of those don't apply, but I am doing my best! What is this amazing book?

I got this book from a nice little old lady who knocked on my door one day to ask if i have a moment to talk about my creator's plan for us. It changed my life, and saved my marriage.
Can't remember the name, but i will send it to you.

liannexxx

HANG ON A MINUTE! Surely you don't know anything yet? In the same way you have joined MFP to make yourself feel better and get fit.....maybe he just wants to look after himself a bit better?

Go for dinner in a public place where you can't yell at each other and speak to him properly about your concerns.

He deserves that at least!!

1ConcreteGirl

HANG ON A MINUTE! Surely you don't know anything yet? In the same way you have joined MFP to make yourself feel better and get fit.....maybe he just wants to look after himself a bit better?

Go for dinner in a public place where you can't yell at each other and speak to him properly about your concerns.

He deserves that at least!!

Good thought. How should I approach the topic? Anyone have ideas?

bostonwolf

This thread just keeps on winning.


TIGER BLOOD!

SherryTeach

OMG my boyfriend is cheating too! Thank you so much for sharing this quiz. I'm going straight home after work and leaving with our daughter. Scumbag.. thought I wouldn't find out.

You're a life saver Xena!

If you did not read the article, please do so!!! It is super informative and had stuff even I wouldn't have thought of!

I don't think I would depend on Cosmo to provide me with reliable information about anything.

1ConcreteGirl

OMG my boyfriend is cheating too! Thank you so much for sharing this quiz. I'm going straight home after work and leaving with our daughter. Scumbag.. thought I wouldn't find out.

You're a life saver Xena!

If you did not read the article, please do so!!! It is super informative and had stuff even I wouldn't have thought of!

I don't think I would depend on Cosmo to provide me with reliable information about anything.

Did you look at the article? As I have said several times, I trust it not because it's Cosmo, but because of all the experts quoted.

Cp731

Well, firstly, Im sorry your going through this emo roller coaster. I have seen you around and I know your one sweet girl and furthermore, Id also like too add, your beautiful!

Our guts are our best filter, if you feel something there, Its prolly a red flag. If your seeing changes in him and he isn't behaving as usual, from experience something may be up.
Now, Cosmo is a great mag for health and beauty but I wouldn't rely on it for relationship type ish,,
What is keeping you from expressing your feelings too him?
Are you afraid of the answer you may or may not receive?
I say either way you need some closure and addressing your concerns with him, will at least get you closer too an answer.
Its not worth sitting in fear and doubt, this life is short, don't take for granted the possibilities of a beautiful future by staying stuck in a relationship that has you questioning his intentions with you.

I hope your heart finds peace.

Minerva624

Leave him. Seriously. He does not deserve you.

JJordon

Hi everyone.

My man is cheating.

I know because I read this article from Cosmo that helps you spot a cheater/liar: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/is-he-hiding-something

It caught my attention because my boyfriend always tells me so much about his day. Like, never shuts up about it, and I realized it's because he's hiding something and doesn't want me to have a chance to ask him questions.

Does he want to sleep with me more often lately? YES. Does he swallow a lot while he talks? YES. Also, he never used to shave his armpits and now he's keeping things really cleaned up there, and grooming better means he is definitely cheating on me. I even checked his texts and he had sent one to a girl that said, "hey girlie," which is what he calls ME!

So now that I know for sure that he is disrespecting me like that, what should I do? My ideas so far: sprinkle fresh chili powder inside his washed boxers, make ex-lax brownies to give him time to think about his choices, or go Carrie Underwood on his truck. Advice please?

All you have is a hunch, a gut feeling. Even with expert opinion, it means nothing. Even experts get stuff wrong all the time. You need hard evidence. Phone logs, complete text logs, pictures, video, audio, etc. Follow him, see what he does, or have a friend or hire a professional to follow him. Heck, get that Cheaters show to do it for free or something.

frazzlecg

Cosmo is lame. Rent some hardcore flicks and imitate what the girls are doing. Cakey makeup, dingy lingerie. And those angry looking snarl faces they make. Totally H-O-T. He will crawl back to ya!