Cheating Boyfriend Issues HELP!

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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    It would help if we could see your food diary.

    <3

    Um... I am not 100 percent honest in my food diary. Will this hurt my revenge progress?

    it's mainly just about sodium and carbs. so if you limit those 2 things your boyfriend won't cheat.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    he's just jealous
  • theblondetrick
    theblondetrick Posts: 192 Member
    I think you should get a life.
    Trolls have become so boring.
    Seriously,people,stop trolling,it's just not funny anymore,it's pretty pathetic,actually.


    Your mom has become so boring.

    well,guess what,even my mom is funnier than this thread.
  • BrienJD
    BrienJD Posts: 541 Member
    Based on an article in Cosmo????? Ohhh, if it were only that easy to discern human conditions.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    I read that list, and I think I'm cheating on my wife. How can I tell if I am?
  • billthekill
    billthekill Posts: 90
    If he were dead, he can't cheat on you anymore.

    nomesayin?
  • cabernetkitty
    cabernetkitty Posts: 8
    You don't KNOW anything yet. I would just calm down and not be so suspicious. If he's cheating there will eventually be more concrete evidence.

    Good luck!

    Actualy, I mentioned a lot of concrete evidence. The article quoted a lot of experts, too, so I feel pretty sure about this.
    Okay, first of all, Cosmo is full of crap and their expert sources are not reliable. If he is cheating, that's not okay and you can't ever really trust him again so just dump his *kitten*.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    You must not have showed him your back bend.

    No, my back bend is just better!!!!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    OP: If you're looking for something... chances are you are apt to find it... ever hear of the self fulfilling prophecy? yeah... keep talking about a thing... and it happens!

    This is a realy good point... I would totally agree with you, except that I wasn't even thinking he was cheating until I read the article. Then I realized.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    or cosmo is jealous, or someone is jealous, I really don't know except the answer to every thread is "they are just jealous"
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    It would help if we could see your food diary.
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  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Best part of this thread is finding the people that are taking it seriously and laughing at them. :drinker:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    If he were dead, he can't cheat on you anymore.

    nomesayin?

    With this post, your name is scaring me.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    but if you wanna get him back...my number is (555)-555-5555



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  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Not sure if you're interested or not, but have you thought about ditching men all together? You're definitely 10/10 :flowerforyou:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I think you should get a life.
    Trolls have become so boring.
    Seriously,people,stop trolling,it's just not funny anymore,it's pretty pathetic,actually.


    Your mom has become so boring.

    well,guess what,even my mom is funnier than this thread.


    Sick burn.
  • DeeBrownBaker
    DeeBrownBaker Posts: 145
    I read that list, and I think I'm cheating on my wife. How can I tell if I am?

    :laugh:
  • FitPhysique
    FitPhysique Posts: 284 Member
    I am confused. :huh: Did I miss something? Please tell me it isn't so.:frown:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    or cosmo is jealous, or someone is jealous, I really don't know except the answer to every thread is "they are just jealous"

    Honestly, my boyfriend is cheating on me with some Jenny chick. I think I am the one who is jealous. :angry:
  • YAYJules
    YAYJules Posts: 282 Member
    I'm so sorry girl!! He told me you would never find out!! He told me you didn't love him anymore and you never understood him!!! I think I'm going to have his illegitimate love child. I'm so sorry!! Please don't hate me. I thought after that time in the hot tub you were okay with it!!!

    WAIT.

    YOU'RE JENNY???

    Yes! *hangs head* Jenny is my stripper name...

    I'm calling now, you little home wrecker.... 867-5309..... Yup, I'm dialing.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I hear that Cosmo is also a great source of tips "that will drive him crazy in the sack". Can we talk a little bit about those too if we have some time left over at the end?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I can't believe he texted "hey girlie". We all know what that means...
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    "I know because I read this article from Cosmo that helps you spot a cheater/liar: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/is-he-hiding-something&quot;


    If Cosmo said it, it must be true. Maybe you are actually cheating on him. Or maybe blame it on the dog.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Not sure if you're interested or not, but have you thought about ditching men all together? You're definitely 10/10 :flowerforyou:

    Who let you out of my basement! Now go back down there and finish putting the lotion on your skin! MINE!!!
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    I can't believe he texted "hey girlie". We all know what that means...

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Edited.
  • JMarigold
    JMarigold Posts: 232 Member
    But is it putting his hands in his pockets????? That's they key!!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I can't believe he texted "hey girlie". We all know what that means...

    RIGHT?!!

    THANK you.

    I am glad someone gets it. On such a big website like MFP I am surprised a lot more people didn't get it.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    or cosmo is jealous, or someone is jealous, I really don't know except the answer to every thread is "they are just jealous"

    Honestly, my boyfriend is cheating on me with some Jenny chick. I think I am the one who is jealous. :angry:

    Oh you know... if you are really jealous we could just skip the guy.. *wink*
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